Lilianna23
All that glitters ✨️
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Underwear??? I hope you're talking the shimmery, silky, lacy, delicate kind. We don't discriminate; all colors are welcome!
Who needs a drink?
Who needs a drink?
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I do. Make mine a double Redbreast, neat, if you please.Underwear??? I hope you're talking the shimmery, silky, lacy, delicate kind. We don't discriminate; all colors are welcome!
Who needs a drink?
What's the difference between diurnal and nocturnal?
The Hiber-Nation is the term applied to the mass of fans following Hibernia Jones, who is noted for having fucked 637 men in one day.Two sides of the same coin. If it's light out when you do it it's the one, if it's dark out it's the other.
What's up with hibernation?
After Thursday (originally Thirst Day). That's the day when you're supposed to try to beat Hibernia's record. You're going to be absolutely fried on Friday!The Hiber-Nation is the term applied to the mass of fans following Hibernia Jones, who is noted for having fucked 637 men in one day.
Who is Friday named after?
I can personally confirm that Ms. Swan is indeed a muff diver.Does a Swan really dive?
Tea goes great with English buttered biscuites, apparently.I can personally confirm that Ms. Swan is indeed a muff diver.
Why do the English take tea?
You take two crickets and rub them together fast and furiously. In their lust, they burn up. Light your fire.Tea goes great with English buttered biscuites, apparently.
What is a cricket match?
Well, there are non legal methods that involve close proximity.Today's not over.
How can you get out of a parking ticket?
Because it's soft and squishy, yet firm. Salty, juicy, and seedy yet sweet.Baseball
Why is a tomato considered a fruit?
If by “naps” you mean nappy headed mo-fos, we feel good cause we know how to lay the pipe!Because it's soft and squishy, yet firm. Salty, juicy, and seedy yet sweet.
Why do naps feel so good?
Lack of sex.If by “naps” you mean nappy headed mo-fos, we feel good cause we know how to lay the pipe!
What causes sleep walking?
Because of a fucked up circadian rhythm. Saturday night is for rowdy drinking and loud fucking. Sunday morning = sleeping in church, which means you're wide awake Sunday night stressing about the shitty Monday you're about to have.Lack of sex.
Why is it difficult to sleep on Sunday nights?
Monica.....most should know why.What's the most popular girl's name?
You'd be blue too, if you were always at altitude, but never able to join the mile-high club!Why is the sky blue?
Stick it in a nasty girl.You'd be blue too, if you were always at altitude, but never able to join the mile-high club!
How can I get a green thumb?
Stick it in Poison Ivy's ass while you rail her from behind. (definite inspirational a time or two.)How can I get a green thumb?
Of course; the secretaries always prefer a clean dicktator.Stick it in Poison Ivy's ass while you rail her from behind. (definite inspirational a time or two.)
Do you really need to shower before you hit the pool?
Because he was not erect enough the first try putting on the cock ring.When the Bigfoot bones, he bones in private.
Why does the postman always ring twice?