Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[MargotPayge]

Who put the dip in the dip-da-dip-de-dip?

I think it was Bob, and I don't think that was more sour cream.

Do you remember rock and roll radio?

 

[Twistedkink]

Yeah as my gf and I soiled the sheet of her parents camper as we rock and rolled to the radio!

 

[AlinaX]

When does the cock crow?

 

[Rustyoznail]

When does the cock crow?

When he's beaten a pussy into submission

Do I have to have white wine with fish?

 

[AlinaX]

That like all cocks it prefers an imperial measurement.

What is meter?

 

[AchtungNight]

I was looking at the pie question a few pages ago when I said “Shaved or trimmed. Don’t like to pick hair out of my teeth. Oh wait, you mean fruit pie! Um, cherry or apple, blueberry if she’s into dying down there. Sorry, there I go again.” My bad.

Most recent question- “What is meter?”

Meet her is one thing you must do before you bang her. It’s also a measure of distance if you meant “meter”.

What time is it?

 

[MargotPayge]

What time is it?

Time depends on the meter, in 4/4 at 120 BPM, (With sufficient foreplay) I can cum from penetration in about 4 minutes. Roughly 480 pumps.

What is the best exercise to burn calories?

 

[AchtungNight]

Time depends on the meter, in 4/4 at 120 BPM, (With sufficient foreplay) I can cum from penetration in about 4 minutes. Roughly 480 pumps.

What is the best exercise to burn calories?

[Austin Powers voice] “Shagging, baby, if I make you randy. Do I make you randy, baby?”

Where are you?

 

[Rustyoznail]

What time is it?

Miller time! Jess Miller, Amarna Miller, EmilyMiller...

Should I wear socks with sandals?

Edit - dang. Post crossover.

 

[MargotPayge]

Where are you?

Should I wear socks with sandals?

Where the Austin Powers jokes flow like squirt from a porn star, You need the socks to soak it up. (I get double points for cleaning the broken thread up!)

Is there peanut oil in that?

 

[Bamagan]

I am in Sydney taking pictures of the Aussie standing there with socks in his thongs.

[No question, for I was beaten to the punch!]

 

[Bamagan]

Is there peanut oil in that?

You mean this bottle of sex lube? No, we had to discontinue that as an ingredient. All the churning was creating a froth of peanut butter, which did increase oral sex by 27%, but then no one could understand the dirty talk.

Should I be ashamed of myself?

 

[MargotPayge]

Should I be ashamed of myself?

Why start now?


Did I just answer a question with a question again?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Should I be ashamed of myself?

Yes. You know how hard it is to get peanut oil off floggers.

Edit - oh, for the love of cheese, Margot...

Better go back to work.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Did I just answer a question with a question again?

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Would you like me to remove the ball gag?

Is work all it's cracked up to be?

 

[MargotPayge]

Is work all it's cracked up to be?

Mmmmphmrrgglegurglemmmph.

Why was there a gag in my mouth? (technically this isn't really an innocent question, so I defer to Bamagan)

 

[Bamagan]

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Would you like me to remove the ball gag?

Is work all it's cracked up to be?

If you're off to work involving a high 'ho, then yes, cracked up is probably accurate.

Why did they stop making sponge dildos? (Oh, yes, @MargotPayge, the dildo question is much more innocent!)

 

[MargotPayge]

Why did they stop making sponge dildos?

Because a question with "dildo" in it can't possibly be innocent unless there is a meaning with which I am unfamiliar.

Are you a muppet or a man?

 

[Bamagan]

Because a question with "dildo" in it can't possibly be innocent unless there is a meaning with which I am unfamiliar.

Are you a muppet or a man?

Just because there's a hand up my ass doesn't mean I'm less of a man!

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized prostitutes or 1 duck the size of a prostitute?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Just because there's a hand up my ass doesn't mean I'm less of a man!

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized prostitutes or 1 duck the size of a prostitute?

I 'd likely be fucked either way, but, either way, I definitely wouldn't get a fuck, so, to tell the truth, I don't give a fuck.

Which is the earth's tallest ocean mount?

 

[AlinaX]

I was once taken rather rudely from behind while climbing Mauna Kea; he erupted quite spectacularly...

What is nuclear fusion?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Some complicated weird shit that may or may not result in some kind of big boom... I'm not sure...though might be atoms procreating, yes, definitely atoms procreating.

Do you like it hot?

Some do. I'm one of them. Hot. Very hot. Sizzling hot. Hot enough to make hell seem like a paradise. And, to be honest, my gf makes it that way.

What is the deepest place on the land surface of Earth?

 

[AlinaX]

Difficult to answer with all the drilling going on, but there are many depths yet to be penetrated.

What use is oil?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Difficult to answer with all the drilling going on, but there are many depths yet to be penetrated.

What use is oil?

It's often used to grease the palms of industrialists. That's why workers rightly call the capitalists "dirty pricks."

Who were the Wobblies?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Who were the Wobblies?

A high wire trapeze act who specialised in performing challenging positions out of the karma sutra.

Are you comfortable?