Flogging a Live Horse

[shereads]

What about car repair? Do anything for you?

No, that's just sick.

Lab coats and weight-lifting gloves. Now we're talking.

Oh, and tape. Wide shiny tape.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Re: Re: Riding Crops

I've called PETA. No retirement to a stud farm for you, pal.

I've never been entirely convinced that they didn't "love" animals a little too much, actually ... so please do call them

Shanglan

 

[logophile]

Ummm, just wondering... is this where I sign up to be flogged by a Live Horse?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ummm, just wondering... is this where I sign up to be flogged by a Live Horse?

I beg your pardon, I didn't quite hear that. Could you step a little closer?

Shanglan

 

[smoochypig]

Hmm, how much can you get for flogging a horse actually?

 

[logophile]

I beg your pardon, I didn't quite hear that. Could you step a little closer?

Shanglan

Yes Sir... I said, "Is this where I sign up to be flogged by a live horse?"

You see, the thing is Sir, I've just come a very long way because someone told me I could be well flogged and spent, and still be home before breakfast. But I'd need to get started right away, if that's OK with you, Sir...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Yes Sir... I said, "Is this where I sign up to be flogged by a live horse?"

You see, the thing is Sir, I've just come a very long way because someone told me I could be well flogged and spent, and still be home before breakfast. But I'd need to get started right away, if that's OK with you, Sir...

If only I were a horse . . .

 

[logophile]

If only I were a horse . . .

Ooo, you're here too! Maybe, if it's all right with the two of you, you could take turns...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hmm, how much can you get for flogging a horse actually?

5-15 years.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

If only I were a horse . . .

Thank goodness I am. Come hither, pretty little logophile person. Not a moment to spare.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ooo, you're here too! Maybe, if it's all right with the two of you, you could take turns...

After seeing Alpaca's profile photo, I can't refuse anything.

Shanglan

 

[logophile]

After seeing Alpaca's profile photo, I can't refuse anything.

Shanglan

Is it different than the AV? That's the only photo I see when I visit his profile!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

After seeing Alpaca's profile photo, I can't refuse anything.

Shanglan

*Prance*

 

[logophile]

Oh yes, and when do we start?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Oh yes, and when do we start?

Backswing and . . .
*flog*

 

[logophile]

OH!

*rubs backside for a brief moment...*

Yes, thank you.

Is there more?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

OH!

*rubs backside for a brief moment...*

Yes, thank you.

Is there more?

*Grins*

*Prepares another backswing . . .*

 

[logophile]

*Grins*

*Prepares another backswing . . .*

Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

*Smack!*

(When did this become a new kind of free-association?)

 

[logophile]

*Smack!*

(When did this become a new kind of free-association?)

(I don't know... maybe we ought to take this kind of play back over to the other thread. Especially since Shanglan has yet to even pick up a crop or anything...)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

(I don't know... maybe we ought to take this kind of play back over to the other thread. Especially since Shanglan has yet to even pick up a crop or anything...)

(Maybe he needs more bait?)

 

[logophile]

(Maybe he needs more bait?)

(Maybe I should change my AV back to the cuffed picture. He seemed to like that one...)

 

[Evil Alpaca]

(Maybe I should change my AV back to the cuffed picture. He seemed to like that one...)

That one was nice . . . this one is nice . . . the one with the boots is highly anticipated!

 

[logophile]

Sir? Just wondering if you might be tempted to come back now that I've found a picture for you? Hello?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sir? Just wondering if you might be tempted to come back now that I've found a picture for you? Hello?

I think he went to sleep.