Flogging a Live Horse

[logophile]

I think he went to sleep.

Me too. Well, shall we back to the free association thread, where you can continue to flog me (or not) as you desire?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Me too. Well, shall we back to the free association thread, where you can continue to flog me (or not) as you desire?

*Wanders to free-association, hand reared back . . . *

 

[carsonshepherd]

Whoa! Things always get interesting after I go to bed.

*looks around nervously for that grasshopper*

 

[Guest]

Whoa! Things always get interesting after I go to bed.

*looks around nervously for that grasshopper*

You got me again!

 

[BlackShanglan]

(I don't know... maybe we ought to take this kind of play back over to the other thread. Especially since Shanglan has yet to even pick up a crop or anything...)

*highly belated but well-aimed crack with the crop*

My most sincere apologies. I was unavoidably detained. Alpaca seems to have done beautifully in my absence.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Whoa! Things always get interesting after I go to bed.

*looks around nervously for that grasshopper*

Hold still hold still oh no THERE IT IS!!!

 

[logophile]

*highly belated but well-aimed crack with the crop*

My most sincere apologies. I was unavoidably detained. Alpaca seems to have done beautifully in my absence.

Shanglan

Hmmm, that's better... While I did miss my opportunity to be flogged by you, there is no need to be sorry. Alpaca did a fine job and I'm still a little sore, even now. How I love that feeling - of being worn out and well used. OK, off to the shower.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hold still hold still oh no THERE IT IS!!!

AAAAAAAaaaaaaah!

 

[BlackShanglan]

*aiming a hoof-smack*

Hooooold stillll ... it's riiiiight on your head ...

I'll get it for you.

 

[Guest]

*aiming a hoof-smack*

Hooooold stillll ... it's riiiiight on your head ...

I'll get it for you.

*Lou rushes in and catches the cute little grasshopper in her hands, a split second before Shang's hoof connects with Carson's forhead. The hollow thud reverberates around the AH*

 

[carsonshepherd]

And then someone kills the grasshopper before it gets me???

 

[Guest]

And then someone kills the grasshopper before it gets me???

Nope, I protect it and eventually set it free, to go hopping off to join all of its little friends.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Nope, I protect it and eventually set it free, to go hopping off to join all of its little friends.

And now they're coming for me to AREN'T THEY?????

 

[carsonshepherd]

oops

 

[Evil Alpaca]

And now they're coming for me to AREN'T THEY?????

Leave it to Carson to bring about one of the signs of the apocolypse on Lit.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Nope, I protect it and eventually set it free, to go hopping off to join all of its little friends.

In Carson's sock drawer.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Leave it to Carson to bring about one of the signs of the apocolypse on Lit.

No, no ... that's riding a pale horse ...



Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

No, no ... that's riding a pale horse ...



Shanglan

Want a coat of white primer?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Want a coat of white primer?

Whatever it takes to get me ridden.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

In Carson's sock drawer.

*getting out whip....*

 

[Guest]

And now they're coming for me to AREN'T THEY?????

Yes, a whole swarm of 'em. I whistled the signal for attack.

 

[Guest]

In Carson's sock drawer.

LOL!

 

[BlackShanglan]

*getting out whip....*

Oh no. Please don't thorw me in the briar patch!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Bump, cause those lovingly handcrafted floggers are just peachy keen.

 

[matriarch]

This thread is starting to freak me out.

Don't think I'll come in here again.