Florida Man

[Mo_Bandy]

With the soon to be Netflix series this thread was long overdue. Also I am FL Man.

Thankfully security protected my friends.

https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsboro...ons-venus-gets-taken-down-by-security-guards/

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude speaking of this shit looks like some Tim Dorsey or Carl Hiaasen shit.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Theo dripping knowledge

 

[Taegul]

With the soon to be Netflix series this thread was long overdue. Also I am FL Man.

Thankfully security protected my friends.

https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsboro...ons-venus-gets-taken-down-by-security-guards/

I hope that guard gets free lap dances for life. He deserves it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Love this

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I hope that guard gets free lap dances for life. He deserves it.

King Joe will take care of him.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You ready?

 

[ydahecnot]

Brave guards. And Trump is Florida Man personified

 

[Ingenue844]

Florida Man is my favorite news section.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Brave guards. And Trump is Florida Man personified

Dude Truno aint from here. And apparently neither is Ron Ron.

 

[Ingenue844]

Florida Man Strikes Again, Arrested For Slapping Woman Across The Face With Pizza

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/03...Bt5K_0rfcwaNLGSLCY96J7p2ayKgY&mibextid=tejx2t

It’s awkward when I’m the only one wanting to laugh react on Facebook

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Theo dripping knowledge

Reminds me of a song…

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late…

I've done a bit of smugglin', and I've run my share of grass
I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast
Never meant to last, never meant to last…

Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupation's just not around
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown…

Jimmy Buffett

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida Man boating through canals while playing music loudly, screaming, disturbing the peace and committing hit and runs with multiple docks arrested after trying to flee police in his boat.

https://winknews.com/2023/03/17/boater-accused-of-dui-chaos-in-cape-coral-canals-evading-police/

 

[ydahecnot]

Florida Man boating through canals while playing music loudly, screaming, disturbing the peace and committing hit and runs with multiple docks arrested after trying to flee police in his boat.

https://winknews.com/2023/03/17/boater-accused-of-dui-chaos-in-cape-coral-canals-evading-police/

Didn’t have the dough to go to Lake Havasu

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Didn’t have the dough to go to Lake Havasu

Dude Cape Coral is like the wild west since recent Hurricane. I have heard some crazy stories that have not made news.

 

[Cindy027]

Is this what this thread is about?

Florida Man is an Internet meme first popularized in 2013, referring to an alleged prevalence of male persons performing irrational, maniacal, or absurd actions in the U.S. state of Florida

Once again something new to learn

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Is this what this thread is about?

Florida Man is an Internet meme first popularized in 2013, referring to an alleged prevalence of male persons performing irrational, maniacal, or absurd actions in the U.S. state of Florida

Once again something new to learn

Yeah more or less. And also I am Florida Man.

 

[Cindy027]

Yeah more or less. And also I am Florida Man.

Are you old and wealthy

 

[99Freedom]

Florida Man boating through canals while playing music loudly, screaming, disturbing the peace and committing hit and runs with multiple docks arrested after trying to flee police in his boat.

https://winknews.com/2023/03/17/boater-accused-of-dui-chaos-in-cape-coral-canals-evading-police/

Seems the wildest boating news comes out of Florida. THE QUALIFIED CAPTAIN is a good Instagram follow.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Are you old and wealthy

Middle aged with credit card debt and a moderate coke habit.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Seems the wildest boating news comes out of Florida. THE QUALIFIED CAPTAIN is a good Instagram follow.

Yeah I know last weekend they recovered a couple bodies from lake in Winter Haven. A lot of amateurs on water here.

 

[99Freedom]

Yeah I know last weekend they recovered a couple bodies from lake in Winter Haven. A lot of amateurs on water here.

Anyone can rent a boat. No experience necessary.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Anyone can rent a boat. No experience necessary.

Seems smart, right? Just wait until they pass no permit concealed carry here. And people thought FL was wild AF before.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida Man arrested for spray painting "Fat Fuck" on the door of a tenant.

https://www.local10.com/news/local/...d-after-spray-painting-fat-f-on-tenants-door/

 

[Ingenue844]

I have a funny meme I was about to post but it’s possibly beastiality-lite and didn’t want to get this thread closed down