Florida Man

oh, I am sure there are titty bars most everywhere, just have to find them. And thunderstorms happen. Now Mexican and Publix, yeah probably SOL there.
I have not been to that many good titty bars elsewhere and I have been to a few. Canada and Uk were no good. Atlanta has some good ones. Have we ever talked Clermont Lounge? That needs its own thread.
 
I have not been to that many good titty bars elsewhere and I have been to a few. Canada and Uk were no good. Atlanta has some good ones. Have we ever talked Clermont Lounge? That needs its own thread.
I did live in Atlanta for a while, but I had actually never been. I only lived there about 8 months.
 
Well, if you fuck around with the gator, it’s your own damn fault. Do you see gators at your local bars?
There are so many small lakes and ponds everywhere here and most have gators. And yes I have seen them hanging out on shores near bars. Last year some skank decided to go for a swim and gator got her. They found her next day. Not smart to swim in FL fresh water. Ever.
 
There are so many small lakes and ponds everywhere here and most have gators. And yes I have seen them hanging out on shores near bars. Last year some skank decided to go for a swim and gator got her. They found her next day. Not smart to swim in FL fresh water. Ever.
Isn’t that like common knowledge? I live in New England Ffs and you wouldn’t catch me swimming in a Florida pond
 
I read a fictional story once about a character who was raising a gator, feeding it magic potions so it would grow huge. He named the thing 'Harmless' so that later, when people were running and screaming, he could shout; "Don't worry, he's Harmless!"

This has always seemed a very Florida thing to do.
 
I read a fictional story once about a character who was raising a gator, feeding it magic potions so it would grow huge. He named the thing 'Harmless' so that later, when people were running and screaming, he could shout; "Don't worry, he's Harmless!"

This has always seemed a very Florida thing to do.
yup, that author would fit right in.
 
It could be the trifecta. I wonder if there are any bath salt alligator incidents
I choose to believe

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yes, Florida Man is indeed brandishing a dildo at an alligator.
 
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