Florida Man

[Mo_Bandy]

I have a funny meme I was about to post but it’s possibly beastiality-lite and didn’t want to get this thread closed down

Maybe just find some gators chewing FL Mans arm off. Its pretty common apparently.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida Man gets naked and steals school bus to haul a dead deer.

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/n...l-bus-in-pa-puts-dead-deer-inside-police-say/

 

[BongoGal]

"...it’s possibly beastiality-lite..."

That sounds like a frat boy's excuse to not have sex with an unattractive girl at a keg party.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

https://imgur.com/9E16U86

Kinky

Those cops ruined our fun.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Alligator attacks Florida Man, bites his leg off.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/72-year-old-bitten-by-alligator-in-florida-loses-leg-officials-say

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

With the soon to be Netflix series this thread was long overdue. Also I am FL Man.

Thankfully security protected my friends.

https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsboro...ons-venus-gets-taken-down-by-security-guards/

I haven't caught the netflix, is it more of a North Florida Man or South Florida Man? Also, damn it, Florida woman never gets the air time she deserves. That bitch is crazy as hell too, and her path of destruction is much more mild.

Naked Florida Woman rescued from storm drain for the third time in 2 years.
Naked Florida Woman bathes in parking lot puddle
Barefoot Florida woman stomping windshield in road rage incident.
Florida woman with ‘SHINY REAR END’ terrorizing Florida by squatting in yards.
Florida woman demands March 10th be appointed Sugar Daddy appreciation day.

It is about time we stop overlooking Florida woman, and acknowledge her dislike of clothing, hair trigger on tantrums, and desire to appreciate sugar daddies everywhere. Gender Equality in mocking Florida is needed.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I haven't caught the netflix, is it more of a North Florida Man or South Florida Man? Also, damn it, Florida woman never gets the air time she deserves. That bitch is crazy as hell too, and her path of destruction is much more mild.

Naked Florida Woman rescued from storm drain for the third time in 2 years.
Naked Florida Woman bathes in parking lot puddle
Barefoot Florida woman stomping windshield in road rage incident.
Florida woman with ‘SHINY REAR END’ terrorizing Florida by squatting in yards.
Florida woman demands March 10th be appointed Sugar Daddy appreciation day.

It is about time we stop overlooking Florida woman, and acknowledge her dislike of clothing, hair trigger on tantrums, and desire to appreciate sugar daddies everywhere. Gender Equality in mocking Florida is needed.

Fair enough. Also have not gotten around to Netflix series yet.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fair enough. Also have not gotten around to Netflix series yet.

Thank you. I am partial to Florida Woman as the overall damage is more often less. Plus I think Florida Woman has a higher nudity rate, and hey, crime is always better nude.

It sounds like it is actually filmed in the Carolinas but set in Coronado Beach.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Thank you. I am partial to Florida Woman as the overall damage is more often less. Plus I think Florida Woman has a higher nudity rate, and hey, crime is always better nude.

It sounds like it is actually filmed in the Carolinas but set in Coronado Beach.

Lol too funny. Was actually up near you yesterday for soccer. Orlando today. No nekkid sites yet.

 

[ashesatwork]

Haha this maybe my new favorite thread

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lol too funny. Was actually up near you yesterday for soccer. Orlando today. No nekkid sites yet.

Well, it may be too early in the season yet. lol. Anyway, Hope their soccer game goes well. I'll keep my fingers crossed for an underdressed soccer mom for ya.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Had a crazy uncle. You know him. Every family has one. He originally hailed from VA but migrated to central Florida and became Florida Man!

Here is his story;

He followed a woman to FL as she was a native. She jettisoned his crazy ass but her adult daughter and her husband kept him around as he was quite handy (Millwright by trade) and helped them with their business. He was living in a barn on their property for around 20yrs or more.

One day I’m in a hotel, turn on the tube and that show Cops was on. It was a special edition Cops; Naked Perps or something along those lines. I’m sitting there half paying attention when it cuts to some Florida cops who had stopped this man walking naked down a highway.

They’re asking him questions and my ears pricked up! I knew that voice. I knew that laugh. I knew that scar on his back from a boyhood accident! It was my crazy uncle, drunk as cooter brown, on a nationally syndicated TV show, in all his naked glory.

The funniest thing about this was when they asked him his name he gave his brothers!. That’s how I knew for sure as they blurred his face.

My mom (the baby of her family) wasn’t as amused when I told her! In fact she was quite worried. When he finally moved back up our way, I asked him about it. Denied it!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I haven't caught the netflix, is it more of a North Florida Man or South Florida Man? Also, damn it, Florida woman never gets the air time she deserves. That bitch is crazy as hell too, and her path of destruction is much more mild.

Naked Florida Woman rescued from storm drain for the third time in 2 years.
Naked Florida Woman bathes in parking lot puddle
Barefoot Florida woman stomping windshield in road rage incident.
Florida woman with ‘SHINY REAR END’ terrorizing Florida by squatting in yards.
Florida woman demands March 10th be appointed Sugar Daddy appreciation day.

It is about time we stop overlooking Florida woman, and acknowledge her dislike of clothing, hair trigger on tantrums, and desire to appreciate sugar daddies everywhere. Gender Equality in mocking Florida is needed.

God bless Florida woman! When I lived in AL, I plied every beach from Panama City to Pensacola and had many “experiences” with Florida woman.

There are many stories there. I think you’ve opened the door to my first series of stories on Lit!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well, it may be too early in the season yet. lol. Anyway, Hope their soccer game goes well. I'll keep my fingers crossed for an underdressed soccer mom for ya.

No hot soccer moms but there was a gator or two in pond behind goal.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

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[Mo_Bandy]

Florida woman tries to run over ex, gets shot at, then sets own car on fire after stealing a pressure washer.

https://www.local10.com/news/local/...er-ex-gets-shot-at-then-sets-own-car-on-fire/

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Florida woman arrested in violent pickle fight.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Florida woman arrested in violent pickle fight.

I’m kinda into this thread

 

[Filipinawife]

We had a holiday in Florida once it was lovely

 

[Mo_Bandy]

We had a holiday in Florida once it was lovely

You are the very first person to describe any part of Florida as lovely. Maybe Naples.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Also I hate Naples.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida man is now chick wrote this.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You are the very first person to describe any part of Florida as lovely. Maybe Naples.

oh we have sun, sand, and Publix. It is lovely as fuck.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

oh we have sun, sand, and Publix. It is lovely as fuck.

Fuck the sun and Sand. When I travel abroad I only miss Mexican food and Publix. Maybe thunderstorms. And titty bars I guess.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fuck the sun and Sand. When I travel abroad I only miss Mexican food and Publix. Maybe thunderstorms. And titty bars I guess.

oh, I am sure there are titty bars most everywhere, just have to find them. And thunderstorms happen. Now Mexican and Publix, yeah probably SOL there.