For my American Friends

[Mia]

You’re right April, it is the new slogan. I have lived here all my life and it still doesn’t make sense to me. My children go to school in French and we speak English at home. As far as I’m concerned they have the best of both worlds.

Oui ma belle. You can say pepsi but there is a difference...

Pepsi = idiot

Pepper = asshole

The Francophones also have names for the Anglophones. To insult an Anglo they would say, tête carrée or maudit anglais.


Skibum I resemble that remark!! I used to spend a lot of my summers in Vermont. Since my grandmother bought a summer place in beautiful Plattsburgh the only time we get that far is for Ben & Jerry’s open house.

 

[Womanlover]

British Columbia:


Shoulda joined the Yanks!

 

[Womanlover]

ALBERTA

WE HATE YOU JANET JONES!

 

[Womanlover]

YUKON

WE GOT A TRUCK NAMED AFTER US!!!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Man I feel like an Ontario Woman

ha ha ha Womanlover .. those are fabulous mottos ... i love the Alberta one!

ummm Mia do they have cherry blossom chocolate bars in quebec? and now i am mixed up a little from your post ... i thought you meant peppers were anglos ... are peppers anglophones or francophones?

oh and i just wanna say too that Ontario is the home of Alanis Morissettee (i just watched this great bio about her on MuchMusic too).

... and Shania Twain ... she is from Timmins, Ontario .. which is so totally a little hick town ..
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Ontario:
Home of Some Hottie Chick Singers

 

[Gaucho]

Skibum I resemble that remark!! I used to spend a lot of my summers in Vermont. Since my grandmother bought a summer place in beautiful Plattsburgh the only time we get that far is for Ben & Jerry’s open house.

You're right, Mia. Beautiful Plattsburgh is an oxymoron.

And Izzy, Shania Twain can come south of the border anytime she likes.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Gaucho dear ... what's that you say? ... you want Shania Twain to cum?

My, my you are being a wee bit cheeky with the Ontario chicks, eh baby?
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Put your makeup on,
fix your hair up pretty
and meet me tonight in Atlantic City.
~Bruce Springsteen~

 

[Gaucho]

Gaucho dear ... what's that you say? ... you want Shania Twain to cum?

My, my you are being a wee bit cheeky with the Ontario chicks, eh baby?

Well, I'd ask for you to come, Izzy, but I wouldn't want to upset poor Chandler Bing.

 

[Mia]

Ma Belle, peppers are francophones. But if I, an anglophone, wanted to insult another anglo I would say, “You’re acting like a fucking pepper!” which translates to “You’re acting like a dumb ass frenchman, so stop!”

Yes we have cherry blossoms and I love them. The wicked things that you can do with that cherry syrup ...mmmmmm...

 

[Skibum]

No offense meant to my Canadian friends. Hell, my Grandfather was French Canadian and Abenaki, so we are really related, you know!

 

[Gaucho]

Jesus, Skibum! Get off that number of posts (666) now or else Deborah will be coming for you!

*Gaucho runs off and hides because both he and Skibum are from Vermont and Vermont is a verrrrrry small state*

 

[Deborah]

Yep, 666, the mark of the beast. I thought it was Flagg but he finally confessed it's not him. I think it was the thumbscrews that finally did the trick. The anal didn't reveal much because all he did was squeel.

My search continues for the antichrist. I know it's somebody on this board. I'm preparing an anti-antichrist test. Gaucho, you have been acting a little strange lately. There is a cure for demonic possession you know.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I need a Pepsi and a Cherry Blossom, eh!

ahhhh Skibum mon cher ... a little pepsi blood in you, oui?

it's funny bout cherry blossom chocolate bars Mia cause nobody believed me before when i talked bout them on the bb .. and that led me to believe they were only available in Ontario ... but hey ... Vive le Quebec! ...

and i have been promising Rose-buddy to send her a box of them ... lol ... i suppose the sticky sweet cherry syrup could be used for all kinds of good things ... you naughty Mia you ...

Gaucho ... are you a fan of the Boss, dear?

666? ... hmmmm ... it really bugs me when anti-christs post in my thread ... it gives me the heebie jeebies ... k now i won't be able to sleep tonight .. lmao ... no seriously ...
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Ontario:
Mick Jagger slept with Margaret Trudeau
and Keith Richards kicked the Horse.

 

[Gaucho]

Yep, 666, the mark of the beast. I thought it was Flagg but he finally confessed it's not him. I think it was the thumbscrews that finally did the trick. The anal didn't reveal much because all he did was squeel.

My search continues for the antichrist. I know it's somebody on this board. I'm preparing an anti-antichrist test. Gaucho, you have been acting a little strange lately. There is a cure for demonic possession you know.

Is that because I've been nice to you? BTW - You're getting pretty close to that 666th post yourself, young lady. Whatever will you do? Plead with Laurel to let you skip over it or did you have something a little more...diabolical in mind?

And of course I'm a fan of the Boss, Izzy dear. Whyever would you ask?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Gotta Ride Down Baby ...

... into this tunnel of love.

mmmm i like Gaucho ... hey btw i have a new fantasy story posted here bout Bruce and Little Steven and Clarence ... there are a lot of hidden song references too lol ... i bet you get them all

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/stories/agfii_g_239_i0.shtml
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You were standin' in the doorway out of the rain
You didn't answer when I called out your name ...

 

[Skibum]

The devil made me do it!

I was thinking that I ought to just stop posting with that number up, and keep everyone guessing. But I couldn't do it. I Had to post again. Damn BB addiction!

 

[Never]

"Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
Now I'm homesick.


Home, home Oregon,
I don't wonder what the weather is today.
You'd think it's a pain,
With all of this rain,
But we never go out anyway.

Home, home Oregon,
Where the cowpokes still say 'yippee!'
Right next to a hippie,
That young urban yuppie.
The occasional les-les-bian.

Home, home Oregon,
The perfect place for a va-ca-tion.
Will greet you with a smile,
If you want to stay just awhile.
(But don't you dare try and move here you @#$@#! Californians!)

 

[Deborah]

I am now totally convinced nobody from Vermont could possibly be the antichrist. I put on my glasses and looked closely. That's not 666 they got written on their forehead. It says "Fuck Me."

Speaking Canadian, I love that Labatt Blue commercial with the horny dancing bear in the bar. The beer ain't bad either.

 

[Gaucho]

I am now totally convinced nobody from Vermont could possibly be the antichrist. I put on my glasses and looked closely. That's not 666 they got written on their forehead. It says "Fuck Me."

Ayup. That's us. The "Fuck Me" state. But at least that means we're getting some. Deborah, why do I think your vow of chastity is starting to wear thin, sweetie?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Grab a Cool Blue Brew!

<handing Deborah an ice cold Blue> - glad you like, dear!

... and back to provincial mottos:

New Brunswick:
What's New?

British Columbia:
Come Back David and Gillian!

Prince Edward Island:
Got 2 Hours? Tour our Province!

 

[Womanlover]

We've tried being specific DCL

In answer to DCL'S observation that Canadians should be more specific in telling Americans where they are from:

We gave up on that because they don't know where the hell we're talking about when we say Ontario, Alberta etc., so we just say Canada hoping that they remember that land mass to the north.

I gave up when a guy in Washington, State ( our neighbour) asked me where I was from and I said, "B.C." and he asks, "D.C.?" and I said, "No British Columbia." He says you don't look South American, and your english is perfect!"

 

[Gaucho]

Re: We've tried being specific DCL

In answer to DCL'S observation that Canadians should be more specific in telling Americans where they are from:

We gave up on that because they don't know where the hell we're talking about when we say Ontario, Alberta etc., so we just say Canada hoping that they remember that land mass to the north.

I gave up when a guy in Washington, State ( our neighbour) asked me where I was from and I said, "B.C." and he asks, "D.C.?" and I said, "No British Columbia." He says you don't look South American, and your english is perfect!"

I'm surprised he didn't say, "Baja California?"

 

[Isabella Thorne]

One Million B.C.

ha ha ha ... that is a really funny story Womanlover .. yup we get shit like that all the time in Ontario .. but different ya know?

British Columbia
No, not Columbia.

North West Territories
The truth is out there.

Manitoba
Wheaties - The Breakfast of Champions.
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Ontario:
Mick Jagger slept with Margaret Trudeau
and Keith Richards kicked the Horse.

 

[Skibum]

Re: We've tried being specific DCL

I gave up when a guy in Washington, State ( our neighbour) asked me where I was from and I said, "B.C." and he asks, "D.C.?" and I said, "No British Columbia." He says you don't look South American, and your english is perfect!"

You won't believe how many times I was asked where I was from, and having said I was from Vermont got this follow up: "So, what state is that in?"

And there was the guy in Virginia Beach, on learning I was from Vermont said "Then I must be the first Black person you've ever met."

[Edited by Skibum on 09-18-2000 at 09:44 PM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

North vs. South

lol Skibum ... so it is not just Canadians then ... maybe it is more of a difference between north and south:

"NORTH vs. SOUTH"

The North has sun-dried too-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches

The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses

The North has Mom
The South has Mama

The North has dating services
The South has family reunions

The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee press-on nails

The North has saving the whales
The South has getting saved

The North has double last names
The South has double first names

The North has sensational tabloids
The South has neighbors

The North has Ted Kennedy
The South has Jesse Helms

The North has the Mafia
The South has NASCAR
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Ontario:
Mick Jagger slept with Margaret Trudeau
and Keith Richards kicked the Horse.