For my American Friends

[Expertise]

April has adult supervision and a new friend... me and Sebastien are heading to Club SuperSex for Laurentides and Alcool shooters.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Expertise if you dont want women chasing after you stop being so damn cute!!

 

[April]

NOOOOOOOOO! Don't go. I'm introducing my sister to Lit. She thinks I'm a pervert. If she only knew! LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

April? A pervert? If shes a pervert what the hell am I? Aprils one of the calmest and more demure people on the board!!

 

[Expertise]

Geeze! If darling April is a pervert .... well damnit she's just not!

I am sure your sister is a wonderful lovely and charming person.... but is she dating a televangelist or something?

I'm just kidding, AprilSister.

Actually April is in a constant state of debauchery and depravity whenever she comes "here"

PS to AprilSister. Is she relly naked and covered in raspberry salsa? No, seriously?

 

[April]

Now that she's gone, I'll tell you. I was talking to her on AIM, she was talking to her daughter(my niece)on the cell phone. My niece is the one who said I'm a pervert. I think she's just kidding. Sister probably thinks I'm just a little weird. It got a little much for her. Cell phone, computer, me, and her husband coming home for lunch! Talk about multi-tasking! Hopefully she'll come back some day. LOL She has a life, so I'm not counting on it. Isn't family wonderful?

 

[Expertise]

Damnit! I was looking for dirt!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Yikes, eh!

ha ha ha you guys ... you kill me ... i left the thread for a few hours this afternoon ... and you went nuts .... very funny stuff ....

WomanLover .. that is excellent ... did you make up that joke about what Canada has given the U.S. ... sooooooo funny ...

Sallygirl ... love the site ... that is fucking hilarious ...

and wtf ... everybody knows that Expertise is Jim Kirk and nobody said anything ...

tsk ... tsk ... tsk ... Chandler and Nance ....

here is a quickie:

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
- A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
- A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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Ontario:
Home of Some Hottie Chick Singers

 

[Womanlover]

NO I NEVER MADE UP THAT JOKE............I SIMPLY REPORTED THE TRUTH!!!!! NYA HA HA HA HA!


I like this site!!!! I think that Canadians and Americans should UNITE........starting with CHERIE AND ME, RIGHT ON THAT DAMN IMAGINARY BORDERLINE.........HALF ON ONE SIDE HALF ON THE OTHER.........HUMPING IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE BORDER BRASS........... Just as an object lesson and for the obvious pleasure!!! Nya ha ha ha ha!

Kisses to my sweet darlin Ontario Canadian Sister!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-19-2000 at 03:11 PM]

 

[Womanlover]

An American, a Canadian, and an Englishman are travelling by car across the desert somewhere in the outback of Arizona. The car breaks down, so the Englishman says, "let's each take a part of the car that will be useful...........I'll take the rearview mirror, we can flash a ruddy SOS message using the sun, by jove."

The American considers: "Y'all do that, an' I'll take some water from the Rad fer us to drink."

Then they both watch as the Canadian starts to remove the car door. "What the hell are you taking the door for???" They both chime in together at the Canuck.

"Well, if we get too hot, I can roll the window down!!!"

Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-19-2000 at 04:09 PM]

 

[Cheri]

NO I NEVER MADE UP THAT JOKE............I SIMPLY REPORTED THE TRUTH!!!!! NYA HA HA HA HA!


I like this site!!!! I think that Canadians and Americans should UNITE........starting with CHERIE AND ME, RIGHT ON THAT DAMN IMAGINARY BORDERLINE.........HALF ON ONE SIDE HALF ON THE OTHER.........HUMPING IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE BORDER BRASS........... Just as an object lesson and for the obvious pleasure!!! Nya ha ha ha ha!

Kisses to my sweet darlin Ontario Canadian Sister!

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-19-2000 at 03:11 PM]

You talking about me?

 

[Womanlover]

Yes, and I think you should add an "e" to your name.........you'd be so much more cute, feminine, and spankable!!!

And of course, any male francophones out here will not mistake you for a man which we know that you most certainly are NOT
CHERIE!!!!

 

[insideShiraz]

Ohhhhhh,...

Isabella...

 

[Prussian Overlord]

Then again, Womanlover, how many guys do you know with the name Cheri....Man, who knew that a simple joke could go this far?

btw, this has got to be one of my favorite french phrases: voulez-vous coucher avec moi c'est soir? sounds much better than in english huh?

[Edited by Prussian Overlord on 09-19-2000 at 05:48 PM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Sherry Darling

That's so funny Overlord .. cause i just posted that in a thread recently "Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir" by Lady Marmalade .. tres groovy, nescafé?

hey Shiraz .. where did you go .. ha ha ha .. last time i saw you ... you were looking for something ... tell me dear, did you ever find it?
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To all the girls down at Sacred Heart
And all you operators back in the park
Say hey, hey, hey what you say, Sherry darling
Say hey, hey, what you say, Sherry darling
~Bruce Springsteen~

 

[Skibum]

Canadians have supplied you with a constant barrage of mocking, criticism, and hyocritical judgementalism and we've told any other country attempting to do the same to "shut the fuck up and leave our friends alone!!!"

Do you remember a recording done back in the '70s by a Canadian (I think he was a doctor) Called "The Americans"? It was the nicest tribute to a country that a neighbor could possibly give.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

American Woman

This was a song by a Canadian Group "The Guess Who" ... American Woman was a personification of the United States ... it came out in about the early 70s I think ... (it certainly does NOT reflect my views btw ... Skibum's song sounds more like the way I think)

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come here hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, I said stay away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come here knocking around my door
Don't want to see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, I said get away
American woman, listen what I say

American woman, I said get way
American woman, listen what I say
Don't come here hanging around my door
Don't want to see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
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Ontario:
Home of Some Hottie Chick Singers.

 

[Expertise]

Lennys cool

Covered by ..oh shit ....here we go again...uhhh... Lenny Kravitz to a little less hostility from the US of A this time

 

[Womanlover]

Then again, Womanlover, how many guys do you know with the name Cheri....Man, who knew that a simple joke could go this far?

btw, this has got to be one of my favorite french phrases: voulez-vous coucher avec moi c'est soir? sounds much better than in english huh?

[Edited by Prussian Overlord on 09-19-2000 at 05:48 PM]

What else can I expect from a Borscht swilling, Prussian linguistic ignoramus? Duh, I wouldn't have thought of that......da heeook! Somehow my french thinking mind was on "noun" and not name.........! Nice alliteration, eh Muffin??? Nya ha ha ha!

 

[Prussian Overlord]

"Prussian linguistic ignoramus" eh? i've been called many thing but that's a first i believe...

 

[Womanlover]

"Prussian linguistic ignoramus" eh? i've been called many thing but that's a first i believe...

NO NO NO! Get it right........BORSCHT SWILLING, PRUSSIAN, LINGUISTIC IGNORAMUS!!!

I love borscht, by the way..........I can swill lots of it too..........with sour cream........mmmmmmm!!!!

 

[Womanlover]

Do you remember a recording done back in the '70s by a Canadian (I think he was a doctor) Called "The Americans"? It was the nicest tribute to a country that a neighbor could possibly give. [/B][/QUOTE]

I don't think so.............Any Canucks remember that song?

I always liked Neil Diamond's hit about "AMERICA" but you know what really blows me away? Is when my uncle comes up here from Oregon and says, "In America we got.......blah blah........"

I tell him you're still IN America dipshit!! You live in the UNITED STATES of AMERICA..........now you are in

CANADA of AMERICA.......! Nya ha ha ha ha!

But in all seriousness, I would say that there is a UNITED STATES OF NORTH AMERICA in the future........not the end of Canada, no, but a restructuring of polical power (each Canadian Province will be more like a state) and a monetary
union.......one dollar for the Continent........and one North American Citizenship. The Canadian States will continue to have their particular identity in much the same way that the TEXANS and other states have their unique characteristics. It'll come.........it has to if we want to compete against the EC...........one passport, one currency.

[Edited by Womanlover on 09-20-2000 at 03:17 PM]

 

[Skibum]

But in all seriousness, I would say that there is a UNITED STATES OF NORTH AMERICA in the future........not the end of Canada, no, but a restructuring of polical power (each Canadian Province will be more like a state) and a monetary
union.......one dollar for the Continent........and one North American Citizenship. The Canadian States will continue to have their particular identity in much the same way that the TEXANS and other states have their unique characteristics. It'll come.........it has to if we want to compete against the EC...........one passport, one currency.

I had a college professor who also believs this (interestingy he is from Africa!). He thinks that the Quebec seperatists will eventually win, splitting Canada in half. The maritimes, already having more in common with New England than with the rest of Canada, will be isolated and ask to be admitted to the US. The other provinces will follow, until Quebec sees that they do not have a viable economy alone, and they too join the New, expanded US.

He also thinks we will cede the southwest back Mexico, putting all those people who fled to the US, right back in Mexico

 

[Expertise]

With all due respect to both my friends from la belle Quebec and the US.

You guys are gonna' love having Quebec as part of your country. I mean that both sarcasticly and truthfully. It is an amazing, wonderfull, frustrating and infuriating, delightful and despicable place.

However it should unite the former 50 US states in the hatred of (by SkiBum's timeline) their 60th .

And we'll have fun, fun, fun, 'till the US takes the Loonie away.

 

[Mia]

Geez you stay away for a few days...

You guys are gonna' love having Quebec .... It is an amazing, wonderfull, frustrating and infuriating, delightful and despicable place.

I couldn’t have said it better myself, but remember I live here so only I’m allowed to insult it.


Ma Belle.. tell me it isn’t so. There are people who don’t know what a cherry blossom is??!!
Do them a big favor and get our esteemed PM Byng exporting those little babies right away. No one should be that deprived.