For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[Guest]

I sent a mail to a colleage at work, basically a moan about the neanderthal I work for.

She sent me a mail back.

One word.

'TWAT'

I nearly choked on me tea........everyone was looking at me, but I was laughing so much I couldn't tell them.

Priceless.

And so unexpected.

Mat (just popping in, leaving your thread to you now).

Brilliant!

Hey, feel free to post in here any time, it's open to everyone, True Twats and Twat Wannabes alike.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

The Top Twat is in town!!!!!

 

[cloudy]

The Top Twat is in town!!!!!

King Twat!!!

 

[Guest]

The Top Twat is in town!!!!!

Did you see this, your Top Twatness?

Oi! Top Twat!

I'm not over-excited, honest.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yes I did, Twat Princess!

And, yes you are, now sit down before you hurt yourself!!

 

[Guest]

Yes I did, Twat Princess!

And, yes you are, now sit down before you hurt yourself!!

LOL! Ok, whatever you say.

I love that pic in your sigline, it is so YOU!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

LOL! Ok, whatever you say.

I love that pic in your sigline, it is so YOU!!!

What, like, totally laid back!!!!!

 

[Guest]

What, like, totally laid back!!!!!

Preeeeeeecisely!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

My favourite position!!

 

[Guest]

My favourite position!!

Quite! Hahaha!!!

Not that I'd really know, of course.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Of course!!!!

 

[Guest]

Of course!!!!

LOL!

I must stop twatting about soon, got a busy day on tomorrow. It's gonna be very hard!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Oh really, are you gonna be tied up with it all day??

 

[Guest]

Yep, well that's what I'm hoping anyway!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Sounds like thirsty work!!!

 

[Guest]

You could say that! I'm hoping to get lots of liquid down me!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Could say you'll be gagging for a drink then???

 

[Guest]

Yep, I'll be gagging for it, all right!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yeh well just be careful you don't try to take it all at once and gag on it!!!

 

[Guest]

Hmmm, I'll try, but there might come a point where I have no choice!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmmmmmm,

Don't you just HATE it when that happens?????

 

[Guest]

Um... let me think about that for a moment... ok, I've thought about it: NO, I love it!!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Heh heh heh!!

hearty bump!

Time to get Twatting again people!!!!

 

[Guest]

Heh heh heh!!

hearty bump!

Time to get Twatting again people!!!!

Ya know.

Heh, like I ever stop!!!

 

[Guest]

Checking in, Lewd. Haw are you, dickbreath?

Perdita