For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[lewdandlicentious]

I'm good, you fucking Twat!

How are you????

 

[Guest]

Excellent, thanks. P.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Excellent, thanks. P.

Great av!

Now I've read your sigline!!!!

 

[Guest]

Nice av

Read Perdita's sigline, dear.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I did, you fucking Twat!!!

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah, I didn't notice the edit!

Oooh, you turn me to jelly.

You sexy Twat!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hahaha,

JellyTwat!

 

[Guest]

Hahaha,

JellyTwat!

Better than a Jelly Baby, I guess!

 

[Honey123]

Can I vent here?

TWAT....and it's a HE....and he is a TWAT! But not the good kind!

 

[Guest]

Can I vent here?

TWAT....and it's a HE....and he is a TWAT! But not the good kind!

That's it, let it all out, Honey.

Lou

 

[Honey123]

That's it, let it all out, Honey.

Lou

Let's just say he is a douche bag!

 

[Belegon]

Let's just say he is a douche bag!

*sigh* taking sword off the wall....

awright, what asshole needs slaying? and here I thought I could get some laundry done....yeah right! like I WANT to do the laundry....

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hey, laundry's good.

Like a cleansing of the soul!

Or so I've heard!!!!!

 

[Guest]

There was an old man from Cosham
Who took out his false teeth to wash 'em
His wife said, "Jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
I'll put 'em in the mangle and squash 'em."



Lew, you TOP Twat, for some reason your post made me think of that limmerick.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Bumping this because I haven't called anyone a Twat for a few days.

Who's first???

 

[Guest]

Yerself!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Fuck you yer TWAT!

Ya stepped inta the firin' line honey!!!

 

[Guest]

Fuck you yer TWAT!

Ya stepped inta the firin' line honey!!!

Again!?!?!?

Don't I always, babe?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Oh yes indeedy!!!!

Next!!!!

Where did I hear that before today????

 

[Guest]

Oh yes indeedy!!!!

Next!!!!

Where did I hear that before today????

I must be some kind of masochist.

LOL!!! Funny, I remember someone behind me saying that a lot today.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yep, must be, to enjoy getting "shot" so much!!!!

 

[Guest]

BANG, BANG!!!!

Poor legs.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I know, that table's seen better days!!!

 

[Guest]

LOL! The bloody top nearly fell off!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

LOL! The bloody top nearly fell off!!!

Really??????

Tsk!