Free Association Thread 3

[JKendallDane]

No; just like this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/picturegalleries/7902264/World-Land-Speed-Record-holders.html
The first to achieve the speed of sound (i.e., Mach 1) on wheels.

I dunno.

I would almost be willing to bet there have been a few men that have moved even faster than that on their feet when the girlfriend's husband showed up at home unexpectedly.

Especially if hubby happened to be a cop.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I dunno.

I would almost be willing to bet there have been a few men that have moved even faster than that on their feet when the girlfriend's husband showed up at home unexpectedly.

Especially if hubby happened to be a cop.

Keystone Kops: Faster than a speeding bull-terrier...

 

[oggbashan]

Keaton The General

The whole movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilPk-SCHv30

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Keaton The General

The whole movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilPk-SCHv30

The Great Dictator - Charlie Chaplin

 

[JKendallDane]

The Great Dictator - Charlie Chaplin

Leather chaps and a bullwhip.

 

[oggbashan]

Leather chaps and a bullwhip.

Bulldog Drummond

 

[Handley_Page]

I dunno.

I would almost be willing to bet there have been a few men that have moved even faster than that on their feet when the girlfriend's husband showed up at home unexpectedly.

Especially if hubby happened to be a cop.

But usually only for a short distance.
The run is on an 11 mile straight line.

Bulldog Drummond

Inspector Sir Denis Nayland Smith (admirably played by Nigel Green)
[with Howard Marion Crawford as Dr Petrie]
vs
Christopher Lee as the evil fiend.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau


http://fatherhoodfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/peter-sellers1.jpg

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau


http://fatherhoodfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/peter-sellers1.jpg

Licensed Monkey Business

 

[JKendallDane]

Licensed Monkey Business

Tarzan and Cheetah

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02094/tarzan-cheetah-8_l_2094749i.jpg

 

[CharleneBarr]

Tarzan and Cheetah

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02094/tarzan-cheetah-8_l_2094749i.jpg

'as Tarzon got a liconse for zat minkey?

 

[Handley_Page]

'as Tarzon got a liconse for zat minkey?

Unlikely.
Has he had all his jabs ?

 

[JKendallDane]

Unlikely.
Has he had all his jabs ?

If we're talking jabs, then it's hard to not mention a Muhammad Ali jab.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f7Elwl5syyc/hqdefault.jpg

"Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee!"

 

[Handley_Page]

If we're talking jabs, then it's hard to not mention a Muhammad Ali jab.

"Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee!"

That one did not look like it merely "stung".
More like bloody hurt!

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

That one did not look like it merely "stung".
More like bloody hurt!

Not as much as Mike Tyson hurt Evander Holyfield by biting off his ear!

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1426/96/1426968961528.jpg

 

[JKendallDane]

Not as much as Mike Tyson hurt Evander Holyfield by biting off his ear!

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1426/96/1426968961528.jpg

Rumor has it, Tyson learned that stunt by using Jeffrey Dahmer as a sparring partner.

 

[Handley_Page]

Rumor has it, Tyson learned that stunt by using Jeffrey Dahmer as a sparring partner.

I wonder what that ear tasted like ?
(and No - I don't really want to find out). !

I had to look that name up !

 

[JKendallDane]

I wonder what that ear tasted like ?
(and No - I don't really want to find out). !

I had to look that name up !

How about a couple of bad Jeffrey Dahmer jokes:

Know why Jeffrey Dahmer had so much trouble getting people to come to a cookout? Because he advertised them as a BOB~B~QUE.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer have so much trouble getting a dinner date? Because going out with him usually cost you an arm and a leg.

What were Jeffrey Dahmer's last words before being killed in a prison fight? "I used to eat guys like YOU for breakfast!"

 

[Handley_Page]

One of our less popular murderers had an iron humour.

It was a custom that the condemned prisoner spends his last night in the company of two Prison Officers (two new ones accompany him to the actual execution).

So this prisoner decides to have a really good night's sleep - and DOES .
They had to wake him at whatever the time was; he got up and announced that he'd had the best night's sleep for a very long time.

 

[Rose4Emily]

H.H. Holmes

H.H. Holmes - America's First Serial Killer.

 

[loquere]

H.H. Holmes - America's First Serial Killer.

Justice Department

 

[JKendallDane]

Justice Department

Almost more famous than J. Edgar Hoover...Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51r6vzKtpdL._SY300_.jpg

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Almost more famous than J. Edgar Hoover...Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51r6vzKtpdL._SY300_.jpg

Stop reading them effin' symbolists, juniour, and listen to James B. Johnson!

 

[Handley_Page]

Joe Spano (Tobia Fornel)

(either him or the "Justice League of America" (circa 1958))

 

[JKendallDane]

Joe Spano (Tobia Fornel)

(either him or the "Justice League of America" (circa 1958))

Sky King ~ 1958

http://www.tdpri.com/forum/attachments/amp-central-station/207772d1385306157t-so-handwired-gear-gives-better-tone-applevalley_ca_50s_skyking-jpg