Masters_slutpussy
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Well you know what they say. Don't give up. Fry and fry again.It has been a very stressful week. But I am ordering Chinese food and one of my friends is DJing in virtual reality tonight. So I get to go to that.
You could say the fry is the limit.
You win. You have asserted your dominance. I never spud a chance.Well you know what they say. Don't give up. Fry and fry again.
Curry on, my wayward spud.You win. You have asserted your dominance. I never spud a chance.
Good thing I don't have kids. They would take my dad card for running out of puns >.>
Winner, winner, French fry dinner!!Curry on, my wayward spud.
I'm here every week. Whether y'all like it or not.Winner, winner, French fry dinner!!
I'm really impressed with both of you!![]()
Couldn't get rid of you if we wanted to!I'm here every week. Whether y'all like it or not.
Well of course I want fries with that!Happy Fry-day Lit Fam!!
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I think throwing a brick through my window then unlocking the door and taking my keys is a little more serious than just ''copying my key'' but, okay I guess...I copied your house key.
https://ibb.co/C1jCMCj
How do you think I had the key to copy?I think throwing a brick through my window then unlocking the door and taking my keys is a little more serious than just ''copying my key'' but, okay I guess...
Nothing creepy about that at all, stranger I've invited into my home for a pj party.How do you think I had the key to copy?
But for real. I was a locksmith for a little while. I don't need a key to get in your house.
Deviously rubs hands together
I offered to host, but no. You said that you had Disney+, so it had to be at your house.Nothing creepy about that at all, stranger I've invited into my home for a pj party.Everything's fine
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Disney+ AND HULU. It's a bundle.I offered to host, but no. You said that you had Disney+, so it had to be at your house.
Hot and Ready to Devour... Love it!!Happy Fry-day Lit Fam!!
Those are the sweetest looking strawberries I have ever seen!Happy Friday!!
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A little Strawberry jammy-jam!
Hope you all had a berry good week!
Good to see that you are killing all those bad germs with the alcohol.....feel better soon!!
I'm trying!!! If nothing else it tames the sore throat a littleGood to see that you are killing all those bad germs with the alcohol.....feel better soon!!![]()
Need something to coat the back of your throat eh?I'm trying!!! If nothing else it tames the sore throat a little
NAUGHTY Q!!!!Need something to coat the back of your throat eh?![]()
Sorry you have been so sick
Thanks... it's been rough - but I think I'm finally turning a corner!Sorry you have been so sick
Feel better sooner than later