Fuck Emeril

[rikaaim]

I already am, with the exception of course that no one is sure if I'm an aunt or an uncle. I have sixteen cousins and I am pleased to say that all them regard me with a degree of hesitant confusion. I'd say that I was the black sheep, but black horse is so much more stylish.

Shanglan

I can't even use humor or parody, evil...

 

[BlackShanglan]

I can't even use humor or parody, evil...

Suffer.

I would have mercy, but you used the word "BAM."

Shanglan

 

[Kassiana]

Suffer.

I would have mercy, but you used the word "BAM."

Shanglan

How do you feel about "bamf"? Anything against "bamf," or is that okay to use?

BAMF

 

[cantdog]

Bamf!

'PAMF' was a coveted title on A crew. It's an acronym for Poison Ass Mother Fucker. You could rise through the ranks to become a DR. PAMF, which would be a Dirty Rotten Poison Ass Mother Fucker.

What you didn't want to be was an ASCM-- pronounced "askum"-- Or even a PAMFASCM or a DR. PAMFASCM. That's nothing a self respecting working man would aspire to at all. A Dirty Rotten Poison Ass Mother Fuckin Ass Suckin Company Man.

cantdog

 

[cantdog]

Bamf

Wait! It's a lake! Lake Bamf! My mistake.

 

[Kassiana]

It's a lake? Wow. Learn something new every day.

I was thinking of the sound Nightcrawler makes as he appears and disappears when he teleports, but lakes are good too.

 

[cantdog]

I was just pamfing you, Kass. Banff is the lake.

 

[Kassiana]

I was just pamfing you, Kass. Banff is the lake.

You might just have earned yourself a Dr. Pamf for that one, you. Confusing a poor innocent woman that way.

 

[rikaaim]

Suffer.

I would have mercy, but you used the word "BAM."

Shanglan

My friend you will get a story that you shall most definately regret. I know how much you love gory violence. So...


EDITED: to add... BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

There is 15 and 15 more you'll get whent the story is done. Bon apetite. *MWAH*

 

[BlackShanglan]

B]
EDITED: to add... BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

There is 15 and 15 more you'll get whent the story is done. Bon apetite. *MWAH* [/B]

Oh. Stop. No. Don't.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Okay. I had to bump this thread, becuase now Emeril is in a TV commercial and I loathe him more than ever.

 

[Guest]

Okay. I had to bump this thread, becuase now Emeril is in a TV commercial and I loathe him more than ever.

you don't like toothpaste then...

 

[carsonshepherd]

you don't like toothpaste then...

I turn off ths sound because I wish that "BAM" were coming from a shotgun out in the woods somewhere....

 

[Guest]

I turn off ths sound because I wish that "BAM" were coming from a shotgun out in the woods somewhere....

*tongue in cheek*

yes, but dahlink, i thought we discussed how you wanted to kill the mice.

BAM!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Okay. I had to bump this thread, becuase now Emeril is in a TV commercial and I loathe him more than ever.

Why not? It's nearly Christmas again, and it reminds me to order a pizelle iron from Amazon so that I don't have to drive down to Mr. Lagasse's home and kneecap him with one of his own endorsed products. ("It's how he would have wanted to go.") Actually, I rather like the first post; some of my better work, I would say.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Why not? It's nearly Christmas again, and it reminds me to order a pizelle iron from Amazon so that I don't have to drive down to Mr. Lagasse's home and kneecap him with one of his own endorsed products. ("It's how he would have wanted to go.") Actually, I rather like the first post; some of my better work, I would say.

Shanglan

damnit!
double post

 

[Guest]

Why not? It's nearly Christmas again, and it reminds me to order a pizelle iron from Amazon so that I don't have to drive down to Mr. Lagasse's home and kneecap him with one of his own endorsed products. ("It's how he would have wanted to go.") Actually, I rather like the first post; some of my better work, I would say.

Shanglan

im still rather shocked that you typed the word 'fuck'...how outlandish!
such a passe word being typed by hooves better suited to type in a fine vocabulary...

 

[CharleyH]

im still rather shocked that you typed the word 'fuck'...how outlandish!
such a passe word being typed by hooves better suited to type in a fine vocabulary...

Well one must at least fuck the King Crab feelings to enjoy and boil it, otherwise make love to beef filet, and delicately nurture the spinach, they are life too? :| Are you a mac and cheese gal?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Well one must at least fuck the King Crab feelings and boil it, otherwise make love to filet, and delicately nurture the spinach? :| Are you a mac and cheese gal?

with only the finest dijon and ketchups available.


i have a hankering for bare naked ladies now.

 

[Guest]

 

[cloudy]

with only the finest dijon and ketchups available.


i have a hankering for bare naked ladies now.

dijon ketchup?

 

[CharleyH]

Okay now come over here and clean the drink out of my keyboard you bitch.

HEY I grew up in a resto, and you my litle slut, will cum to me when you want good food or ...

 

[CharleyH]

dijon ketchup?

ew :|

 

[Guest]