Fuck, Marry, Kill

[vagrantx]

Fuck @AuntieDisco. As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Marry @EricaLynch
Kill @BodieOhl

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck @vagrantx (sorry, I hope it's a better option than death)
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @BodieOhl

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @BodieOhl
Marry @vagrantx
Kill @Saltfountain

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @Saltfountain
Kill @vagrantx

 

[Nicefella]

Fuck @vagrantx - coz are you blind?
Marry @EricaLynch - coz I am not marrying @Saltfountain
Kill @Saltfountain - coz killing your competition is how you win.

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @EricaLynch because hotness
Marry @crazychemgirl and we can see who can make the other more sick to their stomach
Kill @Nicefella because I’m concerned he sees me as competition

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Marry @crazychemgirl always
Kill @Nicefella cuz I don’t really know him
Fuck @Bry1313 I guess

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry @Bry1313
Kill @Nicefella for completely skipping me and pretending I don’t exist.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry @crazychemgirl
Kill @Bry1313

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry @Wand3rlust
Kill @crazychemgirl (with torrid sex)

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck @crazychemgirl because I married her the other day
Marry @Wand3rlust because I fucked her the other day
Kill @EricaLynch because I killed her the other day (how does that go @Bry1313 ?) Tradition.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Fuck @Wand3rlust (do I need a reason?)
Marry @EricaLynch (to renew our vows )
Kill @Mr_bogey (because it is a pain to type that underscore )

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @Mr_bogey
Kill @Mav Unlimited for hating on underscores

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky to temporarily quench her thirst
Marry @Mr_bogey for bourbon and teaching me the way of finding thread nudes
Kill @Mav Unlimited because spaces in a name are worse than underscores.

 

[JaySecrets]

Kitty- Fuck... isn't it obvious why?
Bry- Marry... because my options have been limited and he amuses me... but we gotta keep it platonic, brah
Mav- Sorry, brah, you gotta die. Odd man out. Besides, I'm a writer and did you really dis underscores?!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry @Bry1313 - the punishment is real..
Kill @JaySecrets for not tagging properly...

 

[Nicefella]

Fuck @Wand3rlust
Marry @crazychemgirl because I’ve been waiting.
Kill @Bry1313 - he was worried anyway about being competition so yeah

 

[Mav Unlimited]

For all you fuckers, I’m a programmer and love underscores, still a pain to type on a mobile keyboard.

I’m coming back to haunt you all

Skip me. I’m dead already. Three times a charm and shit.

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @JaySecrets
Marry @Wand3rlust because she's hot
Kill @Nicefella because he blamed me for his hypothetical car accident...

 

[Nicefella]

Fuck @Amanda330 because she owes me from the crash
Marry @Wand3rlust
Kill @JaySecrets

 

[JaySecrets]

Fuck @Wand3rlust because... well, dam. She's sexy as hell and mutual pleasure and all that.
Marry @Mav Unlimited ... options again. Just stay on your side of the bed.
Kill @Nicefella ... you kill me....

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @Nicefella (what the hell)
Marry @Amanda330 (and fuck anywhere she wants!)
Kill @JaySecrets

 

[JaySecrets]

Fuck @Nicefella (what the hell)
Marry @Amanda330 (and fuck anywhere she wants!)
Kill @JaySecrets

But why,@EricaLynch?!!!! What did I ever do to you?

 

[EricaLynch]

But why,@EricaLynch?!!!! What did I ever do to you?

Sorry, I just don't know you

 

[JaySecrets]

Sorry, I just don't know you

But I'm so utterly charming and sexy... And enigmatically the essence of full masculine pulchitude. Who would want to kill me?