Fuck, Marry, Kill

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @13Fantasies

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky because feels dangerous to cross her
Marry @Tigobitties98 for her excellent story telling
Kill @13Fantasies because we’ve run out of fantasies together

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @Bry1313 because he seems edgy and that would make it lots of fun.
Marry @Kitty_so_frisky because then we could have as much sex as we wanted
Kill @Tigobitties98 because I'd worry that your boobs would never come out to play due to their anxiety issues...

 

[EnbyKnight]

Fuck @Amanda330 because I married you last time
Marry @Tigobitties98 so she never has to turn off the internet for sex and we can build legos (separately but together)
Kill @Bry1313 because the other two were better

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @EnbyKnight because they're fun and they want me to spank them
Marry @Amanda330 because we should all jump into marriages without knowing the other person
Kill @Bry1313 because the voices told me to

 

[Azuldrgon]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @MissLabelled
Kill @EnbyKnight, but make sure they escape so they can kill me back later because they're super cool.

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @Bry1313 because he seems edgy

I’m still cracking up at the idea that @Bry1313 would be considered edgy

Fuck @MissLabelled obviously
Marry @EnbyKnight obviously
Kill @Azuldrgon obviously

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @morelikeasong (obviously)
Kill @Azuldrgon

 

[Amanda330]

I’m still cracking up at the idea that @Bry1313 would be considered edgy

Not edgy like cool... Edgy like he needs relaxing. Lol. No offense intended at all.

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @morelikeasong (obviously)
Kill @Azuldrgon

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @Azuldrgon because I think I've killed him every time
Kill @morelikeasong because... Well I have to kill somebody.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @EricaLynch because…not a blonde

 

[Cjbdd]

Fuck @Mav Unlimited cause he hasn't been on my list yet
Marry @EricaLynch cause she's sweet
Kill @Amanda330 cause we have already done everything else on this list

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @Cjbdd
Kill @Mav Unlimited (sorry!)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @Cjbdd , but beware the missing fingers.
Marry @EricaLynch and steal all the gifs!
Kill @Mav Unlimited over and over cuz he keeps respawning!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @Cjbdd because obviously
Marry @EricaLynch because we have become an old married couple by now
Kill @SirConradPeckereye because he has been knighted, and they are okay with dying

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @EricaLynch, I'm into women, sorry fellas
Marry @UnquietDreams, we'd at least listen to great music
Kill @SirConradPeckereye, I feel like a peckereye would be easy to bury in the woods so I'd get away with it

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @MissLabelled for the magic tongue
Marry @UnquietDreams also for magic tongue
Kill @SirConradPeckereye for

 

[BodieOhl]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @UnquietDreams because I like quiet dreams better

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @MissLabelled for calling me a tart
Marry @morelikeasong because I love her glasses
Kill @BodieOhl for....tradition sake

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @BodieOhl because there is a fate worse than death....
Marry @EricaLynch so she becomes 'Lady Erica Peckereye' (and I get access to her gifs)
Kill @morelikeasong by guillotine for the treasonous act of always killing me for 'tradition'.

 

[Cjbdd]

Fuck @EricaLynch cause that's what we do
Marry @BodieOhl cause we haven't done that yet and his av looks like paradise
Kill @SirConradPeckereye cause I am tired of my last name being Peckereye

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @Cjbdd but let @SirConradPeckereye watch as his dying wish
Marry @EricaLynch because we were meant to be together... Forever.
Kill @SirConradPeckereye because we made a death pact.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck @Cjbdd because I wa t to know what's behind that sparkle
Marry @Amanda330 We'd have fun in the shower
Kill @SirConradPeckereye who will likely spontaneously reanimate from the vibes coming off of aforementioned shower

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @Cjbdd and don't let that perv @Tigobitties98 watch.
Marry @Amanda330 and rescind that death pact.
Kill @Tigobitties98 to reciprocate.

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @Tigobitties98 with extensive foreplay consisting of building Lego sets
Marry @Amanda330, I think we can make it work
Kill @SirConradPeckereye because I got away with it once already