Fuck, Marry, Kill

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @crazychemgirl
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @EricaLynch

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @crazychemgirl because I will her forever too
Kill @13Fantasies sorry, the stars lined up this way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @Bry1313
Kill @13Fantasies

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @crazychemgirl (because of course I would)
Marry @13Fantasies
Kill @Bry1313 (but I could easily switch the guys lol)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @crazychemgirl
Kill @Bry1313

 

[sallysparrow23]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @Wand3rlust
Kill @crazychemgirl

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @sallysparrow23 because she is very flexible and wooed me with her banjo
Marry @Wand3rlust because she’s hot and funny
Kill @EricaLynch because we’ve already fucked and married several times over

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @sallysparrow23
Marry @Wand3rlust
Kill @morelikeasong (turnabout is fair play!)

 

[RaineDrops]

Fuck @morelikeasong
Marry @sallysparrow23
Kill @EricaLynch (sorry!!!)

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @morelikeasong no reason needed!!
Marry @RaineDrops because what better way to meet someone
Kill @EricaLynch for the insurance money. There was insurance money, right?

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @RaineDrops
Kill @EricaLynch

It is NEVER easy with three ladies ahead of you. But I think Erica the most likely of the three to off me if given a chance, so...taking the initiative

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @RaineDrops
Kill @13Fantasies (after coming back as zombie from him killing me!)

 

[Indie]

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @13Fantasies
Kill @EricaLynch

 

[Azuldrgon]

Fuck @Indie (Talk about dream come true.)
Marry @MissLabelled (and share them with @Indie)
Kill @13Fantasies only because of the rules.

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @Indie Hi. Nice to meet you. My name's Amanda. I hear you have a fabulous ass.
Marry @EricaLynch
Kill @Azuldrgon I'm not sorry this time. What do you honestly expect?

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @Indie
Kill @Azuldrgon

 

[BodieOhl]

Fuck @Amanda330 because wow.
Marry @morelikeasong for the same reason and Wormtown
Kill @Azuldrgon by default

 

[Azuldrgon]

Fuck @morelikeasong. (It's been a while.)
Marry @Amanda330 . (It's what you get for killing me early. Still love ya though.)
Kill @BodieOhl because default.

 

[Nicefella]

Fuck @morelikeasong
Marry @Amanda330
Kill @BodieOhl

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Azuldrgon he seems like he’d just enjoy a sex based relationship
Marry @Nicefella since he seems like a nice fella
Kill @BodieOhl because his name just makes me think of Ohio even though I know it’s not Ohio

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @Nicefella since he is such a nice fella.
Marry @Azuldrgon because the monopoly man and a dragon would make quite the power couple.
Kill @Bry1313 and save a poor beaver.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @Nicefella
Marry @Azuldrgon
Kill @Bry1313

Jinx!! @SirConradPeckereye

 

[Nicefella]

Fuck @Bry1313 and all the beavers he’s fuckin
Marry @SirConradPeckereye so he falls in love and we have beautiful cyclops babies - it’s possible - dudes can have babies now
Kill @Azuldrgon because only I can have eye for Peckereye

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @SirConradPeckereye, I killed him enough, so, a pity fuck
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill @Nicefella, uh, nice guys finish last, or something?

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Nicefella - don’t worry I’m bringing the beavers
Marry @MissLabelled - I’m a sucker for igloos
Kill @dawn_of_night - I just can’t get past Dunkin