Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Cjbdd]

Fuck @MissLabelled she looks like fun
Marry @Bry1313 for his love of beaver
Kill @Nicefella cause I like bad boys

 

[Nicefella]

Fuck @Cjbdd for killing me!
Marry @MissLabelled because who likes labels anyway
Kill @Bry1313 because those beavers were not fun to fuck!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @Cjbdd
Marry @Nicefella
Kill @Bry1313

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @Cjbdd
Marry @Wand3rlust
Kill @Nicefella

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @Wand3rlust
Marry @crazychemgirl
Kill @Nicefella

 

[RaineDrops]

Fuck @MissLabelled - we tied the knot yesterday
Marry @crazychemgirl - the fuck is scheduled for tomorrow
Kill @Wand3rlust - someone has to die, sorry!

 

[EricaLynch]

What a selection to choose from!

Fuck @MissLabelled
Marry @RaineDrops
Kill @crazychemgirl (only because I had to, and after fucking her brains out )

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @MissLabelled even though she replied to me but praised another
Marry @EricaLynch because we just keep rotating through all the choices with each other
Kill @RaineDrops because she rejected my meat today

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @Bry1313
Marry @RaineDrops
Kill @EricaLynch

I will not be explaining myself tonight.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @Bry1313 so I can douse his hashbrowns in ketchup the following morning.
Marry @Amanda330 because who wouldn't want to!?
Kill some time searching for naughty gifs with @EricaLynch

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fuck @Bry1313 - I'm not above taking sloppy thirds.
Marry @Amanda330 because boobs
Kill @SirConradPeckereye because if he's wearing a monocle he's probably a villain.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @Amanda330
Marry @Whiskeyjack
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Whiskeyjack lets go for sloppy fourths
Marry @Wand3rlust and remind her everyday what a wanker she is
Kill @SirConradPeckereye for reasons that have been stated many times over in this thread

 

[AuntieDisco]

Fuck @Wand3rlust because she’s delicious
Marry @Bry1313 because we will go out for dancing
Kill @Whiskeyjack (is this part where I say bless me father for I have sinned?)

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @Bry1313 am I forgiven?
Marry @AuntieDisco so I can wear her clothes
Kill @Wand3rlust I really didn't want to tho

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @Wand3rlust and @MissLabelled
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @Bry1313

Wasn't deleting my hard work so I'll just have a threesome fuck.

 

[RaineDrops]

Fuck @MissLabelled - because duh
Marry @Bry1313 so I can reject his meat for life
Kill @AuntieDisco - sorry!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @AuntieDisco
Marry @MissLabelled
Kill @13Fantasies

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @dawn_of_night and make sure it's good.
Marry @RaineDrops because what a better way to get to know her.
Kill a bottle of vodka with comrade @13Fantasies

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @RaineDrops
Marry @dawn_of_night
Kill @SirConradPeckereye (for still bringing up my gifs!)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @EricaLynch
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[AuntieDisco]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @crazychemgirl
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hate Fuck @AuntieDisco so she will calm tf down...
Marry @EricaLynch so she becomes 'Lady Peckereye', a fate worse than death.
Kill @crazychemgirl in a 'horrible lab accident'

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @crazychemgirl
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @SirConradPeckereye

Marry @13Fantasies

Kill @AuntieDisco