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Ohhh...this is hard. Can I marry and fuck Papa and Lakeman?? I live in Utah so that's okay right?
And then sorry, I'd have to Kill Tal - but I want to change that "K" to Kiss...I just can't bring myself to kill people![]()

(shhh, it's ok, I'll kill you nicely, after a naughty 3some with Candy and myself, so you're riding on ecstasy when you depart this world...
)Oooooh! Interesting! Hmmmm...
Fuck papadoc. He knows why.
Marry Candy, I swear life would be easier just living with another woman.
Kill Sailor, sorry but ya shudda married me(shhh, it's ok, I'll kill you nicely, after a naughty 3some with Candy and myself, so you're riding on ecstasy when you depart this world...
)
Argh! Too slow! Dammit, Popeye, you're def going down...![]()

Fuck first. I can always kill her later.![]()


I'll try the first two and if it all goes to tits there always the third

Fuck simplegirl
Marry candy
Kill Rob
Fuck simplegirl
Marry candy
Kill Rob
Fuck Boss (hi, nice to meet you, btw!)
Marry Tal - just getting to know her and I’m appreciative of her messages
Kill DGO - sorry! I’m a rule follower
This is a hard one...
I say fuck ERM
Marry Tal (I think we think more alike than the one I'm currently married to so that's something)
Kiss Sexybritches (cause that's more fun than killing )
I like that a lot better! I change my answer above to kissing DGO). Make love, not war
Oh crap this one’s not easy..
Fuck SB ‘cause she’s hot
Marry LAC ‘cause she’s a babe
Sorry ERM…walk the plank time…