Fuck, Marry, Kill

Oh this is hard.

Ok,

Fuck Empress
Marry Papa
Kill Beachgirl (purely on the thinking that I don't know her, sorry! I'll try and resuscitate you!)
 
Fuck Empress ~ She seems kinky
Marry Tal ~ She's the homebody type yet kinky enough to do Empress with me
Kill Papa ~ He's the competition ;)
 
Fuck Tallulah82 -- yumm.
Marry Empress - she can do the laundry:rolleyes:
Kill AbsintheFather. seems most logical
 
Fuck DGO and keep her on the side to spice things up

Marry Beachbaby so she can introduce me to beach life

Tallman goes into the alligator pit…sorry man but they’re hungry
 
Fuck Beachbaby
Marry Tallladiesman
Kill Tnman (in order to strike against our robot overlords)
 
Fuck Tnman
Marry Papa
Kill tallladiesman...but I'd do it in an amazingly fun and sexy way so he wouldn't even know it was coming :)
 
Fuck Papa
Marry simplegirl AND DGO (I live in Utah, so it's okay)

No one dies :)
 
Fuck simplegirl
Marry lacandy
Kill Papadoc because he killed me before in rather brutal fashion so I've risen from the grave for my revenge!
 
Fuck lacandy
Marry justasimplegirl
Lock Taegul in the cellar and put him to work splitting firewood (don't have the stomach for killing.)
 
Fuck - lacandy, sexybritches69 and justasimplegirl
Marry - The same (become a Mormon)
Kill - myself slowly with exhaustion and a smile on my face:D
 
Fuck - lacandy, sexybritches69 and justasimplegirl
Marry - The same (become a Mormon)
Kill - myself slowly with exhaustion and a smile on my face:D

You do know that you're meant to choose our of the last three posters? That's the point of this game.
 
Fuck brainy
Marry panty
Kill brainy (the fucking would kill him ;) )
 
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