Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck 13Fantasies brains out
Marry Neakman, I'd love to test his masseur skills!
Kill time in an exotic locale goofing off with JugheadJane
 
Fuck neaky
Marry BCC - because she’s pretty awesome and has ice cream (and married people don’t have sex anyway :) )
Kill vibes with a marathon bedroom session so he does happy :)
 
FUCK La Candy because apparently she has a GoGo vibe going on, :rolleyes:
Marry Beachbaby for access to her ocean waves.
Kill Vibes.
 
Kill Neakman and then set-up vibes in the process.
Marry and fuck beachbaby and sit back as vibes is arrested for murder.
 
I'll definitely fuck beachbaby back and marry her ... if she likes it

undecided whom to kill

Kill Neakman and then set-up vibes in the process.
Marry and fuck beachbaby and sit back as vibes is arrested for murder.

this killed me :D

----- after pretty's post ------

I'll marry her and kill the donkey ... deal!
 
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Fuck AWonkyDonkey, how you doin?
Marry Vibes...slap that ass!
Kill happy hour with PrettyLilPussy
 
Fuck vibes... he's already ready.
Marry bcc... she's got the good desserts.
Kill Dogma... unfortunately, but I'll share some desserts with him.
 
Fuck Stu, Sweets and Duchess on a giant circular bed with white satin sheets

Marry all three of them in a lovely, semi-nude, beachside 4-way ceremony

Kill countless bottles of champagne back in our hotel suite on our weeklong honeymoon!
 

Fuck Luv2LickSweets (because he has a practiced tongue);

Marry LizVegas79 (for years of sensual fun);

Kill stu_gats_2000 (for whisker burn on my bum).

 
Ohhhh interesting...

Marry 13
Fuck Stu and Josephine because variety is spice of life...
No one has to die...
 
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