Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck and marry FortybutNice, he seems rather nice
Kill a bottle of Johnnie Walker Scotch Blue Label with JugheadJane just to see if she can hold her alcohol.
 
Marry JHJ
Which means I just fucked my self to death..

Fuck and marry FortybutNice, he seems rather nice
Kill a bottle of Johnnie Walker Scotch Blue Label with JugheadJane just to see if she can hold her alcohol.

I can’t, but drunk Jane is a whole heap of fun.

Fuck Forty. Obviously. Any woman who passes up that opportunity should be kicking themselves.
Marry BCC.
Kill myself with kindness.
 
Fuck BlackCaramelCreme
Marry JugheadJane
Kill the bottle of Glenlivet 25 to celebrate ...
 
Fuck and marry FortybutNice, he seems rather nice
Kill a bottle of Johnnie Walker Scotch Blue Label with JugheadJane just to see if she can hold her alcohol.

I can’t, but drunk Jane is a whole heap of fun.

Fuck Forty. Obviously. Any woman who passes up that opportunity should be kicking themselves.
Marry BCC.
Kill myself with kindness.

Fuck BlackCaramelCreme
Marry JugheadJane
Kill the bottle of Glenlivet 25 to celebrate ...


Fuck Jane. Obviously, she’s the hottest thing going!
Marry BCC
Kill J austin
 
Fuck Jane.

Marry jaustin and Fortybutnice to each other and see who kills the other first. :D
 
Fuck Jane

Marry BCC

Kill all other males on the list: 13, FBN, jaustin. survival of the fittest guys.
 
Fuck....around with 13
Marry..Neak, he's got skills
Kill.......Time with FortybutNice
 
Divorce and FUCK BCC
Marry BCC again.

Kill... ahh what the heck. clemency for all!
 
Fuck Neakman
Then kill him. You’d at least die with a smile.
Marry the birthday girl, BCC
 
Fuck SB69 because she needs it.
Marry BCC for her baking skills.
Kill HG
 
FUCK SB69, because she is a neglected pup
MARRY Erotically Yours because she is a hot mess
KILL Tolyk because.
 
Fuck Erotically Yours, seems like it'd be fun.
Marry neak... I like to help dreams come true
Kill tolyk by sending him off to find Tink without internet.
 
FUCK EY because I heard it might be fun
Marry SKS to do the dishes
Kill Tolyk because of need to keep the breeding stock thinned out.
 
Fuck and marry Stu and Neak...(become polyamorous)
Kill the night out dancing with sks
 
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