Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck Chilly
Marry Shy
even with the cute stubble, Kill Stu... sorry stu :(

Move to Utah and marry both Chilly and SBW.
Fuck Chilly and SBW.
Kill a few beers with Stu bragging about how great life is in Utah.

Marry Stu.
Kill the middle one.
Fuck and fuck and fuck T.

Fuck - ShinyBikiniWife (haven't seen enough of her posts to marry)
Kill - Taegul (sorry man)
Marry - Faralicious (she seems fun and I've seen her around more than Shiny)
 
Not even a name? Wow... that's killing with extreme prejudice! (X_X)

That is harsh. Tell ya what...

I'd kill Sith.
Marry SBW and Fara.
Fuck the both of you and keep SBW in "the middle". :D

-Edit- Sorry Chilly, I was too slow.
 
That is harsh. Tell ya what...

I'd kill Sith.
Marry SBW and Fara.
Fuck the both of you and keep SBW in "the middle". :D

-Edit- Sorry Chilly, I was too slow.

It’s all good...you tend to ignore me on all the threads 😋 jk
 
Fuck - Shiny
Marry - Chilly (and still get to fuck her)
Kill - Teagul (to steal his wives).
 
Marry Fermina (the library! )

Fuck Chilly (the tits!)

Kill a pancake breakfast with Teag.
 
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It’s all good...you tend to ignore me on all the threads 😋 jk

Fuck - Shiny
Marry - Chilly (and still get to fuck her)
Kill - Teagul (to steal his wives).

Marry Fermina (the library! 🤩)

Fuck Chilly (the tits!)

Kill a pancake breakfast with Teag.


Fuck - PrettyLilPussy since she's a purrvert :D
Marry - Chilly (I don't hold a grudge, and I've been called toasty so I can be a permanent source of warmth so she's no longer chilly)
Kill - Femina Daza - sorry you were the only one left
 
You guys are killing me here. Literally!

Marry Fermina.
Fuck PLP.
Kill a few beers with Sith bragging about how great life is yet again.
 
Grudge fuck - Teag
Marry - PLP so she can have my library
Kill - SithLordSexyPants1 (because SithLordSexyPants2 is likely already in the wings.)
 
Grudge fuck - Teag
Marry - PLP so she can have my library
Kill - SithLordSexyPants1 (because SithLordSexyPants2 is likely already in the wings.)

Grudge fuck Fermina for spelling my name wrong and killing me previously! Absolute hate fuck tbh! :D

Marry PLP

And I'm killing time with Sith at the bar.
 
I'll marry SNG
Make home made porn videos with Fara
And try to kill Sith but he'll probably use some dark Sith force shit and choke me to death. FML.
 
Fuck SNG and Fara
No need to marry anyone
Drinks with Taegul and discuss all the dirty details
 
Kill Pulpy (I like the challenge here, I suspect she'd probably kill me at range but you never know!)
I don't know the other two, so coin-flip for mrmphilllll and SithLordSexyPants1

OK, virtually coin-flipped, so marry SithLordSexyPants1
Fuck mrmphilllll
 
<game break>
OK, so... if I post again here, do I have to choose to fuck, marry, or kill myself?

That seems difficult. Although I could talk myself into one of them - I am a master debater, after all.

<back to the game, obvs skip me here>
 
Move to Utah so I can marry PLP and Fara and fuck them both.
Murder some beers with Alpine, bragging about how great life is.
 
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