Fuck, Marry, Kill

[Cat]

Oh.. So.. uhm. I have wanted to try this for a while...

So, Bambi... We do not know each other yet.. but, would you like to marry me?
Oh.. uhm... Mav... should we you now.. kinda. Fuck?!
Sorry Talladiesman, this is not personal, but may I please kill you?

 

[neakman]

Ohhhh yes I need to fuck that smooth porcelain skin of the NaughtyCat

Marry Bambi, because she is so hot in a little maid's outfit when cleaning our home sweet home.

Murder TLM..... if you are taller than me you die.

 

[13Fantasies]

Marry Mrs.
Fuck Bambi.
Kill Neakman

 

[neakman]

Fuck Bambi in the maid's outfit.
Marry Naughty..... cause she can still do the naughty
Kill 13, sorry dude you know the drill

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

fuck bambi.. well because that would just be hot
marry Fara.. because she is probably even freakier than me and would be okay with me fucking bambi
kill myself fucking them bitches because life couldnt get better so just end it then

 

[Cat]

Secrets.. would you like to marry me?
Bambi.. yup! Should we do the deed?
Neak.. you should be nicer to Bambi and the others. So.. please, let me kill you

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

Secrets.. would you like to marry me?
Bambi.. yup! Should we do the deed?
Neak.. you should be nicer to Bambi and the others. So.. please, let me kill you

as long as you promise not to become the crazy cat lady down the street I am all in

 

[stu_gats_2000]

secrets - give him opera ticket
bambi & mrsnaughty - lets go have a nice dinner and introduce ourselves

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

secrets - give him opera ticket
bambi & mrsnaughty - lets go have a nice dinner and introduce ourselves

sorry bro but I already fucked bambi
married Mrs
and will have to kill STU because he will probably die from an STI anyway

 

[Specula]

The classic game. If you've never played it before just look at the three people to post above you. If you had to choose one of each: fuck one, marry another and kill the other, what order would you do it in? The first two to post can just say what they would do until we get enough players.

P.S. if you're easily offended you might not want to play this game.

What kind of sickness is THIS??

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

Fuck Stu because he's probably the least likely to have STI since he didn't fuck immediately

Marry secrets because that seems like the thing he would not want

Stroke Specula's hair as the life drains from his... member

lol what dont I want? A STI?

 

[13Fantasies]

marriage to me!

Marry Bambi.
Fuck Bambi.
Kill Keeper

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

marriage to me!

oh I am down.. grab MrsNaughtyCat and lets Uhaul to Utah..piligamy is my thing!

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

marry Bambi
kill 13
fuck keeper

FUCK YES! How much additional Uhaul space will your sock collection require?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Fuck Rainshine
Marry Fara
Kill keeper

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Marry Mav
Fuck SNG obvs
Kill Mr Secrets

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fuck & Marry SNG
Fuck & Marry PLP (I don't think they'd have a problem with this arrangement).
... Sorry, Mav.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Marry WJ. Fuck SNG and PLP. They’d be kick ass sister wives. Kill time watching all the kinky fuckery this combo provides.

 

[Biglove79]

Marry PLP
Fuck Lonely wife - you’re already married
Kill Jack - sorry buddy, it’s base purely on gender. I’m sure you’d make a lovely wife for someone.

 

[tallladiesman]

Marry PLP
Fuck Lonely wife - you’re already married
Kill Jack - sorry buddy, it’s base purely on gender. I’m sure you’d make a lovely wife for someone.

Fuck big love
Marry lonely wife, those eyes
Sorry Jack but its the knife I'm afraid

 

[Cat]

Marry WJ. Fuck SNG and PLP. They’d be kick ass sister wives. Kill time watching all the kinky fuckery this combo provides.

Marry PLP
Fuck Lonely wife - you’re already married
Kill Jack - sorry buddy, it’s base purely on gender. I’m sure you’d make a lovely wife for someone.

Fuck big love
Marry lonely wife, those eyes
Sorry Jack but its the knife I'm afraid

Marry TLM... Sorry for killing you earlier!
Taking the idea from Lonely wife:
Fuck Biglove and LonelyWife...
Kill time with all the fun we are going to have

 

[neakman]

Fuck and Marry the Naughty

Kill tall and Biglove

 

[Mr_bogey]

I've been binging Dexter, so kill em all (but have a 3some with fara and naughty first)

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fuck Bogey
Marry Fara
Kill Neak by fucking him to death

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Fuck Amber
Marry Fara
Kill Mr bogey