Fuck, Marry, Kill

Oh.. So.. uhm. I have wanted to try this for a while... 🙈

So, Bambi... We do not know each other yet.. but, would you like to marry me?
Oh.. uhm... Mav... should we you now.. kinda. Fuck?!
Sorry Talladiesman, this is not personal, but may I please kill you?
 
Ohhhh yes I need to fuck that smooth porcelain skin of the NaughtyCat

Marry Bambi, because she is so hot in a little maid's outfit when cleaning our home sweet home. :)

Murder TLM..... if you are taller than me you die. :eek:
 
Fuck Bambi in the maid's outfit.
Marry Naughty..... cause she can still do the naughty
Kill 13, sorry dude you know the drill
 
fuck bambi.. well because that would just be hot
marry Fara.. because she is probably even freakier than me and would be okay with me fucking bambi
kill myself fucking them bitches because life couldnt get better so just end it then
 
Secrets.. would you like to marry me?
Bambi.. yup! Should we do the deed?
Neak.. you should be nicer to Bambi and the others. So.. please, let me kill you
 
secrets - give him opera ticket
bambi & mrsnaughty - lets go have a nice dinner and introduce ourselves
 
The classic game. If you've never played it before just look at the three people to post above you. If you had to choose one of each: fuck one, marry another and kill the other, what order would you do it in? The first two to post can just say what they would do until we get enough players.

P.S. if you're easily offended you might not want to play this game.
What kind of sickness is THIS??
 
Fuck Stu because he's probably the least likely to have STI since he didn't fuck immediately

Marry secrets because that seems like the thing he would not want

Stroke Specula's hair as the life drains from his... member

lol what dont I want? A STI?
 
Fuck & Marry SNG
Fuck & Marry PLP (I don't think they'd have a problem with this arrangement).
... Sorry, Mav.
 
Marry WJ. Fuck SNG and PLP. They’d be kick ass sister wives. Kill time watching all the kinky fuckery this combo provides.
 
Marry PLP
Fuck Lonely wife - you’re already married
Kill Jack - sorry buddy, it’s base purely on gender. I’m sure you’d make a lovely wife for someone.
 
Marry PLP
Fuck Lonely wife - you’re already married
Kill Jack - sorry buddy, it’s base purely on gender. I’m sure you’d make a lovely wife for someone.

Fuck big love
Marry lonely wife, those eyes 😍
Sorry Jack but its the knife I'm afraid
 
Marry WJ. Fuck SNG and PLP. They’d be kick ass sister wives. Kill time watching all the kinky fuckery this combo provides.

Marry PLP
Fuck Lonely wife - you’re already married
Kill Jack - sorry buddy, it’s base purely on gender. I’m sure you’d make a lovely wife for someone.

Fuck big love
Marry lonely wife, those eyes 😍
Sorry Jack but its the knife I'm afraid

Marry TLM... Sorry for killing you earlier!
Taking the idea from Lonely wife:
Fuck Biglove and LonelyWife...
Kill time with all the fun we are going to have:cattail:
 
I've been binging Dexter, so kill em all 😇😁(but have a 3some with fara and naughty first)
 
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