Fuck, Marry, Kill

I think...

Maybe..
Marry Bambi - that went kinda ok last time
Fuck Fara - that could be fun!
Mav - I really am sorry.. but... I cannot squeeze more people in:cattail:
 
Ok I'll try...

Marry Bambi, she's got the gun, she'll keep the homestead safe.
Fuck fara and cat, 'cause well, mff is EVERY man's fantasy.

And then I'll just commit suicide, the next posters are just gonna kill me anyways... I'll die a happy man!!!
 
Fuck Bambi...
Marry MrsNaughtyCat...
And search Jake's corpse for loose change since he's already offed himself.
 
fuck SNG and tell her my secrets
marry Bambi cause she is the best
kill fara ... I mean if she drowns while swallowing the cock shit happens
 
Marry the cat
Fuck lorelei
Kill Nyx with kindness.

**********

fuck SNG and tell her my secrets
marry Bambi cause she is the best
kill fara ... I mean if she drowns while swallowing the cock shit happens

Fuck Keeperofsecrets because anyone named after the god of pleasure has to be a good lay.

Marry BCC because it would be hard to do better.

And I'm afraid that leaves kill Garfield. Bill Murray sends his regards...
 
Fuck Sundayschild

Marry BCC and make her the queen she deserves to be

Kill secretkeeper with bored bc I ain't got none
 
Also a tough one.

Marry Rainshine
Fuck Xerxes
Kill PLP with kindness, because she’s had a rough couple of days :heart:
 
Fuck Stu
Marry Jack
Kill time with Silk
Fuck Stu - never met but he seems ok
Marry Jack - he would make me coffee in the morning
Kill Chilly - sorry girl but these are desperate times and I need all the men I can get before it closes up
 
Fuck Stu - never met but he seems ok
Marry Jack - he would make me coffee in the morning
Kill Chilly - sorry girl but these are desperate times and I need all the men I can get before it closes up

Kill Stu. Sorry dude
Marry and Fuck both Chilly and Amber…….big swapping party
 
Fuck Stu - never met but he seems ok
Marry Jack - he would make me coffee in the morning
Kill Chilly - sorry girl but these are desperate times and I need all the men I can get before it closes up

Kill Stu. Sorry dude
Marry and Fuck both Chilly and Amber…….big swapping party

Fuck Amber
Marry Chilly
Kill Justabaldguy with pleasure by letting him watch us ladies have a threesome.

Oh Amber! I am heartbroken!! 😭

Fuck Baldguy
Marry Bambi
Kill….I can’t kill her…kill drinks with Amber

EDIT sorry for the skip tnman I was slow!
 
Marry Chilly
Fuckin’ get to know RainShine
Kill a bottle of whisky with Jack

And.. prepare to die
 
Marry WJ coz I’d get to fuck him all the time
Fuck Fara
Kill padfoot (sorry!)

Fuck your prompts
I was married enough
Despite what my lit detractors say ,I have no desire to kill anyone
Adore Rainshine
Because she deserves it.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top