Fuck, Marry, Kill

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @Azuldrgon
Marry @Wand3rlust
Kill @deefalttwunnyfor

 

[ShaneoD]

Fuck @deefalttwunnyfor
Marry @StillRain
Kill @ShaneoD - sorry Shane. You're like a brother. The other 2 options would be fucked up.

We could have had a sexless marriage like I hope @deefalttwunnyfor wants

Fuck @Azuldrgon because I'm nice,
Marry @deefalttwunnyfor because of a prior commitment
Kill @Wand3rlust because revenge

 

[TomTeacher19]

Fuck @Wand3rlust for the accent
Marry @Azuldrgon because he's close and we probably know the right coffee shops to go together
Kill @deefalttwunnyfor because that is the regrettable third action here

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We could have had a sexless marriage like I hope @deefalttwunnyfor wants

I've been through one of those! I could do it again

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fuck @ShaneoD , @TomTeacher19 and @deefalttwunnyfor until 1 of them drops dead, and marry the one who lasts the longest

 

[TomTeacher19]

Fuck @ShaneoD , @TomTeacher19 and @deefalttwunnyfor until 1 of them drops dead, and marry the one who lasts the longest

I think @Azuldrgon is the survivor there. Ha ha

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think @Azuldrgon is the survivor there. Ha ha

What?!?!?! He's not even listed Tom, you goober!
If I died, I think that would be the best way to go. Carry me out on my shield and a warrior's death an all that jazz

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think @Azuldrgon is the survivor there. Ha ha

He wasn’t 1 of the 3 immediately above me though. Are you saying I fucked all 3 of you to death?!

 

[ShaneoD]

He wasn’t 1 of the 3 immediately above me though. Are you saying I fucked all 3 of you to death?!

Any day Azul lives seems to be a good one for him lol, I think me and @TomTeacher19 are fighting for second place here

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

He wasn’t 1 of the 3 immediately above me though. Are you saying I fucked all 3 of you to death?!

Just 3? Sounds like it's 4 of us. BTW, I'm totally game for that

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just 3? Sounds like it's 4 of us. BTW, I'm totally game for that

Okay, but @Azuldrgon was 5th above me, so it would only be fair to invite @EricaLynch (4th above me) too

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Okay, but @Azuldrgon was 5th above me, so it would only be fair to invite @EricaLynch (4th above me) too

I like where your heads at, but why stop at 5? Stillrain and wand3rlust are up there too. There's plenty of pegs to fill those holes

 

[TomTeacher19]

YES!!!
yes, I know azul wasn't one of the three.
Yes, I was saying all three of us would be fucked to death
Yes, I'm totally fine with that happening
Yes, I'm also good with including erica

 

[Wand3rlust]

OK, I'm fucking all of the above for fucking up the thread.
Then I'm gonna marry @deefalttwunnyfor and give him his sexless marriage.
And then kill the lot of you. For fucking up the fucking thread
Fuckers.

 

[ShaneoD]

"Hey where did @ShaneoD, @TomTeacher19, @Azuldrgon and @EricaLynch go?"

"They died in The Fuckening, Oh and @Kitty_so_frisky is married now, her husband is in a wheelchair now though"

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

OK, I'm fucking all of the above for fucking up the thread.

Then I'm gonna marry @deefalttwunnyfor and give him his sexless marriage.

And then kill the lot of you. For fucking up the fucking thread
Fuckers.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Fuck @Wand3rlust still for the accent and to make her happy (not from the sex just for getting the thread back in track)
Marry @ShaneoD because we would laugh a lot
Kill @deefalttwunnyfor because I already did and you know, zombies.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

"Hey where did @ShaneoD, @TomTeacher19, @Azuldrgon and @EricaLynch go?"

"They died in The Fuckening, Oh and @Kitty_so_frisky is married now, her husband is in a wheelchair now though"

The Fuckening. Love it! Perfect name for my new Valentine horror movie

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The Fuckening. Love it! Perfect name for my new Valentine horror movie

Fuck @ShaneoD , @TomTeacher19 and @deefalttwunnyfor until 1 of them drops dead, and marry the one who lasts the longest

Same 3, so same answer as above, I guess The Fuckening 2: Fucked Harder

 

[Bry1313]

Getting this back on track

Fuck : @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry: @Kitty_so_frisky (she’s two of the three posters above
Kill: @TomTeacher19 because….well why not

 

[RideFl71]

Getting this back on track

Fuck : @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry: @Kitty_so_frisky (she’s two of the three posters above
Kill: @TomTeacher19 because….well why not

What @Bry1313 said...
But sorry @Bry1313 you gotta die..

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @RideFl71
Marry @Bry1313 - he deserves the punishment
Kill @Kitty_so_frisky - she's gotta leave some alive for the rest of us..

 

[TomTeacher19]

Fuck @Wand3rlust for the accent, of course, and probably the boobs too if we're really honest
Marry @Bry1313 because I'm not into revenge killing and I hear he is wanker of the week which probably means he's in a marriage
Kill @RideFl71 because it's the third option though in my own mind I've transformed "kill" into "have a nice cup of coffee with"

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @TomTeacher19
Marry @Wand3rlust and discover the secrets behind her towel
Kill @RideFl71 sorry

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @morelikeasong because of course
Marry @Wand3rlust because it seems we are already married
Kill @TomTeacher19 because it’s time to die