Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[English_guy_bkk]

I ate so much homemade blackberry jam growing up, just FULL of seeds. I can't stand the stuff now

Thanks

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Getting back to the secret crush. Sorry mate

 

[MedicalMuse]

Getting back to the secret crush. Sorry mate

Who would you like me to invite to lunch with you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Younger me would have been America’s choking the chicken champ, but my speed has declined over the years for sure

Keep talking sexy to me

 

[English_guy_bkk]

If @MedicalMuse is not available for a high tea consisting of small sandwiches and fancy cakes. ,,,do I I get a refund?

 

[MedicalMuse]

If @MedicalMuse is not available for a high tea consisting of small sandwiches and fancy cakes. ,,,do I I get a refund?

Are you making the tea and the fancy cakes?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Are you making the tea and the fancy cakes?

Of course...well try but if they are not up to scratch then purchase.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just need a crush who will feed me things and tell me I’m pretty.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I just need a crush who will feed me things and tell me I’m pretty.

All you have to do is ask…

 

[Grant55]

I just need a crush who will feed me things and tell me I’m pretty.

CCG, meet my chef.

(She says your pretty)

 

[Apisto42]

CCG, meet my chef.

(She says your pretty)

You are one lucky man. Your very own sous chef.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I just need a crush who will feed me things and tell me I’m pretty.

Pretty girl, did I tell you how I bought a Costco box of spam?

 

[Apisto42]

Pretty girl, did I tell you how I bought a Costco box of spam?

Musabi? For me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pretty girl, did I tell you how I bought a Costco box of spam?

I just came.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Musabi? For me?

Of course. I'll even make you box mac and cheese with pieces of fried spam cut up in it

 

[Apisto42]

I just came.

Your emoji is broken.

 

[Apisto42]

Of course. I'll even make you box mac and cheese with pieces of fried spam cut up in it

You get me.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'm off @MedicalMuse until Sunday when I get paid. Then fancy snacks shall be introduced.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm off @MedicalMuse until Sunday when I get paid. Then fancy snacks shall be introduced.

I’ll wait with bated breath.
Send pictures.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I’ll wait with bated breath.
Send pictures.

I won't fancy you again Sunday

 

[English_guy_bkk]

How much is valentines chocolates?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I won't fancy you again Sunday

I’m pretty sure you don’t ever fancy, you just like to harass me

 

[Nicefella]

A

As your lawyer I would advise you to edit that statement

No don’t. It’s the internet. You can be legal in several thousand jurisdictions.

 

[Nicefella]

I’m a full service match making provider and supporter. I want everyone to find love (or at least really hot casual boning) this holiday season.

Asking for my friend. Now what if no one wants to crush on my friend but he really wants to be the object of a cis woman’s desire? Can you make crushes happen for romantically broke dudes?

 

[Bry1313]

@Lmizzler you have a secret crush and their simple message is “Hey Sexy, Wanna Mate”?