Fuck, Marry, Kill

[EnbyKnight]

Fuck @Indie
Marry @EricaLynch
Once again hire @EnbyKnight to do my dirty work... She can always have fun with the other ladies..

*they, not she

(Skip this one)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

See, normally I’d fuck or marry @RideFl71 , but I might have to fuck @Indie , marry @EnbyKnight and let them kill @RideFl71 for misgendering them

 

[AuntieDisco]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky
Marry @Indie
Kill @RideFl71 by taking him on joyride

 

[RideFl71]

Recover from the joy ride.. And fuck @AuntieDisco
Marry @Kitty_so_frisky
And "they" @EnbyKnight can finish "their" killing spree..

 

[ShaneoD]

Fuck @Kitty_so_frisky because well she seems fiesty, Marry @AuntieDisco, and Kill @EnbyKnight only because we haven't chatted much

Damn @EnbyKnight got a reprieve I'll kill @RideFl71 now

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @AuntieDisco
Marry @ShaneoD
Kill @RideFl71

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @ShaneoD because he likes feisty
Marry @morelikeasong for another honeymoon
Kill @RideFl71 because all the cool kids are doing it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck @Bry1313
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @ShaneoD

 

[TomTeacher19]

Fuck @morelikeasong
Marry @Tigobitties98
Kill @Bry1313

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck @morelikeasong
Marry @Tigobitties98
Kill @TomTeacher19

 

[RideFl71]

Fuck @Tigobitties98 because why would you not?
Marry @Photog1rl obviously.. I'm a photographer duh!! Plus some married people still have sex..
And that leaves @TomTeacher19 may he RIP (sorry Tom) I'll play Christmas music at your funeral..

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @TomTeacher19 to save him from Christmas music, though might be worse than listening to Christmas music.
Marry @Photog1rl because who wouldn't!?
Kill @RideFl71 so I can 'acquire' his rides.

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @SirConradPeckereye (because I've killed him enough)
Marry @Photog1rl (because she's lovely!)
Kill @RideFl71 (because he's a hooligan )

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @RideFl71
Marry @EricaLynch
Kill @SirConradPeckereye because I don’t want to be morelikeapeckereye

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @Kitty_so_frisky - because turnabout is fair play.

 

[Xerxes82]

Fuck @morelikeasong because holy fuck! Hot!

Marry @Kitty_so_frisky because she seems like trouble. I like trouble.

Kill @Whiskeyjack because there's only room for one bird in this nest.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @Whiskeyjack and blame it on the alcohol.
Marry @Xerxes82 and be in line for the Persian empire.
Kill @Kitty_so_frisky like the Dbacks did to her Dodgers playoff hopes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

****not a post

This thread has too much peen … where are the ladies?!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not sure, @crazychemgirl - but I'm here?

Fuck @Xerxes82
Marry @Whiskeyjack
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @Wand3rlust
Marry @SirConradPeckereye
Kill @Xerxes82

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @Wand3rlust
Marry @crazychemgirl (and invite @Wand3rlust for the honeymoon even though she didn't post)
Kill @13Fantasies & @SirConradPeckereye

 

[AuntieDisco]

Fuck @Wand3rlust
Marry @EricaLynch
Kill @13Fantasies (again)

 

[EnbyKnight]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @13Fantasies

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Fuck @EnbyKnight because we’ve never fucked before
Marry @EricaLynch for wedding gifts
Kill @AuntieDisco so I get to see her reaction