Fuck, Marry or Kill?

[LadyAria]

Marry Maureen

Fuck Friedman

Kill Safire.

Next 3, as Catwoman:

Michelle Pfeiffer

Julie Newmar

Eartha Kitt

Michelle Pfeiffer - kill - still pissed about the time wasted from my life on Frankie & Johnny

Julie Newmar-fuck until my tongue fell out and fingers snapped off

Eartha Kitt-marry- classy lady


Steve Martin
Bill Murray
John Belushi

 

[landcruisergal]

Michelle Pfeiffer - kill - still pissed about the time wasted from my life on Frankie & Johnny

Julie Newmar-fuck until my tongue fell out and fingers snapped off

Eartha Kitt-marry- classy lady


Steve Martin
Bill Murray
John Belushi

Fuck John- party party party.
Marry Steve- he's always made me laugh till i wet myself.
Kill Bill- cos its sounded good and he's too introspective.

Jason Mewes - Jay from Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy etc
Jason Donovan
Jason Patric

 

[Alt]

Jason Mewes - Jay from Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy etc
Jason Donovan
Jason Patric

Fuck Mewes, one-time deal
Marry Donovan, dress him up nice and pretty
Kill Patric, he was always brooding anyway.

Olivia Newton-John
Kylie Minogue
Nicole Kidman

 

[WriterDom]

Fuck Mewes, one-time deal
Marry Donovan, dress him up nice and pretty
Kill Patric, he was always brooding anyway.

Olivia Newton-John
Kylie Minogue
Nicole Kidman

Fuck Kylie
Marry Nicole
Kill Oliva

Tom Glavine
Grag Maddux
John Smoltz

 

[TooTiredToLive]

Fuck Kylie
Marry Nicole
Kill Oliva

Tom Glavine
Grag Maddux
John Smoltz

Since I guess we're not allowed to kill them all...
Fuck Smoltz, marry Glavine, kill Maddux.

Tennis "-ova's" -
Hantuchova.................................................Kournikova

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb229/fogwnh/hantuchova.jpg http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb229/fogwnh/kournikova.jpg

Sharapova

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb229/fogwnh/sharapova.jpg

 

[LadyAria]

Tennis "-ova's" -
Hantuchova - Fuck her, then kill her
Kournikova - Marry her for her money, then kill her
Sharapova - you die with no fun first.

Why you got to send me on a blond murder spree?

Hrm....let's see...

David Blaine
Cris Angel
David Copperfield

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Tennis "-ova's" -
Hantuchova - Fuck her, then kill her
Kournikova - Marry her for her money, then kill her
Sharapova - you die with no fun first.

Why you got to send me on a blond murder spree?

Hrm....let's see...

David Blaine
Cris Angel
David Copperfield

Hmmn thanks Lady Aria

Fuck Cris Angel
Marry David Blaine
Kill David Copperfield



Okay my turn................

Diego Rivera

Hieronymus Bosch

Salvador Dali

 

[Sir_Winston54]

aaargh .... Ms. @}-}rebecca---- beat me to 'em.

 

[Netzach]

One I can actually get...

Unlike Frida, I'd fuck Diego and move the fuck ON
Kill Dali. Annoying showman.
Marry Bosch. Honestly, I think I'd never run out of things to ask him.

Here's one to make it hard....

Audrey Hepburn
Ingrid Bergman
Ida Lupino

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Marry Hepburn - no doubt.
Fuck Bergman till my dick fell off.
Regretfully, kill Lupino.

Former U.S. Presidents' wives:

Roslyn Carter....... Pat Nixon.............. Ladybird Johson
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/Carter.jpg http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/Nixon.jpg http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/johnson.jpg

 

[intothewoods]

Former U.S. Presidents' wives:

Roslyn Carter[/COLOR]....... Pat Nixon.............. Ladybird Johson
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/Carter.jpg http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/Nixon.jpg http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/johnson.jpg

Hmmm, Pat Nixon is definitely getting the axe, sorry.
Fuck Ladybird. She's probably a better lay than Carter - just guessing.
Marry Carter. She'd try to save my soul. It would be sweet.

Founding fathers:

Alexander Hamilton
Thomas Jefferson
George Washington

 

[LadyAria]

Alexander Hamilton- kill, everyone should get a shot at him...*snicker*
Thomas Jefferson- fuck, no doubt he's frisky
George Washington- marry, just no kissing. I hate splinters

Um, ladies:

Catherine the Great
Elizabeth Bathory
Alexandra Fyodorovna

 

[Nameless_Rose]

hmmm...tough one

Elizabeth: Fuck (probably a good lay, but I would fear for my life if we were married)

Catherine: Marry

Alexandra: Kill (No more hemophilia)

Now for mine:

Golum (from LOTR)
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
Ursula (From the Little Mermaid)

 

[LadyAria]

Gollum - Fuck...I feel sick just typing that.
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs) - Marry...Hannibal is hot in my book. I just would not let him cook for me.
Ursula - Kill...I'm just not into seafood

Keeping with fiction

Batman
Spiderman
Superman

 

[DJMarie]

Gollum - Fuck...I feel sick just typing that.
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs) - Marry...Hannibal is hot in my book. I just would not let him cook for me.
Ursula - Kill...I'm just not into seafood

Keeping with fiction

Batman
Spiderman
Superman

I would KILL Batman (I think he is secretly fucking Robin anyway)
I would have to MARRY Superman (can always use a "man of steel" around the house)
And I would FUCK Spiderman (because in my head I always see Toby McGuire and I just adore him)

So now for my three, and hoping no one else has listed them.....

Stephen King
John Grisham
Anne Rice

 

[intothewoods]

Stephen King
John Grisham
Anne Rice

Kill John Grisham - easy.
Hmm, then it gets tough. I think I would like Anne Rice's lifestyle more. She seems to have more fun. So marry Anne.
Fuck Stephen.

Ricky Gervais (British Office dude)
Steve Carrell (American Office dude)
John Krasinski http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/bios/#bio=krasinski

 

[SparkleFish]

Fuck Ricky Gervais
Kill Steve Carrell
Marry John Krasinski

Forget The Office, how about MASH

Jamie Farr
Loretta Swit
Alan Alda

 

[Alt]

Forget The Office, how about MASH

Jamie Farr
Loretta Swit
Alan Alda

Fuck Farr (he better be dressed!)
Marry Swit (Hot Lips!)
Kill Alda

A different twist...

Master Phoenix
Shankara20
WriterDom

 

[LadyAria]

Fuck Farr (he better be dressed!)
Marry Swit (Hot Lips!)
Kill Alda

A different twist...

Master Phoenix
Shankara20
WriterDom

Master Phoenix - kill...don't really know ya.
Shankara20-marry...we could share frillies
WriterDom...fuck

Okay, another list of supermen:

Christopher Reeve
Brandon Routh
Tom Welling

 

[Alt]

Master Phoenix - kill...don't really know ya.
Shankara20-marry...we could share frillies
WriterDom...fuck

Okay, another list of supermen:

Christopher Reeve
Brandon Routh
Tom Welling

I was thinking the same thing, Lady A! Oh, onto your list.

Fuck Tom Welling (slap some stockings and heels on that smooth bod)
Marry Christopher Reeve (Now that he's passed, I think we'd get along marvelously)
Kill Brandon Routh (bye, bye Brandon)

Courtney Cox
Courtney Love
Courtney Hansen

 

[cobblestonefog]

Marry Cox
Fuck Love
Kill Hansen


Montel Williams
Ogden Nash
Andy Warhol

 

[Alt]

Montel Williams
Ogden Nash
Andy Warhol

Fuck Montel (rub the cueball for luck)
Marry Nash (he's dead, so I'll just read through his letters)
Kill Warhol (all over again)

Greg Brady
Peter Brady
Bobby Brady

 

[intothewoods]

Greg Brady
Peter Brady
Bobby Brady

Hmmm.

Fuck Peter. I always had a crush on Peter, and frankly, he's stil the cutest.
Marry Bobby. No reason, I just don't want to marry Greg.
Kill Greg. He's insufferable.

of the Friends...

Chandler
Ross
Joey

 

[skittles_lm]

Hmmm.

Fuck Peter. I always had a crush on Peter, and frankly, he's stil the cutest.
Marry Bobby. No reason, I just don't want to marry Greg.
Kill Greg. He's insufferable.

of the Friends...

Chandler
Ross
Joey

marry Chandler, kill Ross , fuck Joey. lol, no confusion there!


Larry
Curly
Moe


ha ha ha

 

[Alt]

Larry
Curly
Moe

Ugh!

Fuck Moe (he's got it coming)
Marry Larry (such a sweet thing)
Kill Curly (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)

Princess Margaret
Princess Anne
Duchess of York