Fuck, Marry or Kill?

[neonflux]

Howard Stern- kill-I think I'll even dance in his entrails when I'm done.
Pauly Shore-fuck-he seems flexible
Chris Rock- marry-that bitch is rich

LeBron James
Kobe Bryant
Shaquille O'Neil

Well, that was a topping move if I've ever seen one, LOL!

(Actually, i realize that you posted a second after mine)

Fuck: Lebron - he would actually be nice to live with, I suspect, but it would be mean to take him away from his wife...

Now the next two choices are just too damn awful - can't I just kill both of them???

Marry: Shaq - I think he's got the longest after-NBA career of the 2, plus he was certainly amazing on the court, plus he's never been accused of rape.
Kill: Kobe


Next three:

Jimmy Kimmel
Jay Leno
David Letterman

 

[Esmeralda_Tate]

Hmmm, I would

Fuck--Jimmy Kimmel
Marry--David Letterman
Kill--Jay Leno

Okay, how about these three for the next person:

Marilyn Manson
Axl Rose
Taylor Hanson

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Okay, how about these three for the next person:

Marilyn Manson
Axl Rose
Taylor Hanson

Ass rape Marilyn Manson so white he'd never need make-up again.

Kill Axl Rose, then bone his (ex-?)wife.

Marry Taylor. After a year file for divorce and take half the money.

Next:

Barney Fife
Gilligan
Screech (Saved by the Bell)

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Kill them all I say. They're too stupid to live


just saying

Jessica Rabbit

Betty Boop

Mighty Mouse

Ass rape Marilyn Manson so white he'd never need make-up again.

Kill Axl Rose, then bone his (ex-?)wife.

Marry Taylor. After a year file for divorce and take half the money.

Next:

Barney Fife
Gilligan
Screech (Saved by the Bell)

 

[Guest]

Jessica Rabbit

Betty Boop

Mighty Mouse

Fuck the rabbit
Kill Betty - she'd drive me insane
Marry the mouse


John Lennon
David Bowie
Bob Dylan

 

[Alt]

Kill them all I say. They're too stupid to live


just saying

That is NOT how you play the game, wimp!

I'd fuck Gilligan,
Marry the Fifester
Kill Screech...

Now back to baby's list

John Lennon
David Bowie
Bob Dylan

 

[Guest]

That is NOT how you play the game, wimp!

I'd fuck Gilligan,
Marry the Fifester
Kill Screech...

Now back to baby's list

John Lennon
David Bowie
Bob Dylan

Funny - you made the same choices there that I would have.

What would that serious wrong be? I know - hard to decide which one of mine to kill, but I didn't want to do a "gimme"

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

John Lennon
David Bowie
Bob Dylan

Fuck Lennon
Marry Bowie
Kill Dylan

Male Set
Bob Marley
Ernest Hemingway
Attila the Hun

Female Set
Debbie ( of 'does Dallas fame' )
Mother Theresa
Maya Angelou

Bi Set or 'not fussy' knock yourself out in either department.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Name calling is it to be?

Perhaps you should go back to the GB where your sarcasm might be appreciated.

wimp!

 

[intothewoods]

That is NOT how you play the game, wimp!

I'd fuck Gilligan,
Marry the Fifester
Kill Screech...

Now back to baby's list

John Lennon
David Bowie
Bob Dylan

Thank you, sweetie!

 

[intothewoods]

Fuck Lennon
Marry Bowie
Kill Dylan

Male Set
Bob Marley
Ernest Hemingway
Attila the Hun

Female Set
Debbie ( of 'does Dallas fame' )
Mother Theresa
Maya Angelou

Bi Set or 'not fussy' knock yourself out in either department.

I'm not fussy. I'd marry Mother Theresa. Come on, she's a saint!
I'd fuck Debbie.
And I'd kill Maya. Sorry, your poems suck.

Oooh, ooh:
Maureen Dowd
Thomas Friedman
Bill Safire

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

And I'd kill Maya. Sorry, your poems suck.

Dear Miss IntoTheWoods ,

Until such time that you unequivocally apologise for the above quoted I will be posting a poem a day by Maya.

Kind regards

~ Rebecca

Still I Rise

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

Maya Angelou

 

[intothewoods]

Dear Miss IntoTheWoods ,

Until such time that you unequivocally apologise for the above quoted I will be posting a poem a day by Maya.

Kind regards

~ Rebecca

Still I Rise

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

Maya Angelou

Miss Rebecca,

I hate to offend you, as I do really respect you. But I don't care for Maya Angelou. Ok, she doesn't suck. But I do think she's overrated. I mean, that poem rhymes for goodness sakes. There's no subtlety.

I apologize for saying she sucks. It was very crass, indeed.

<hopes I am forgiven and spared the daily poetry reading>

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Miss Rebecca,

I hate to offend you, as I do really respect you. But I don't care for Maya Angelou. Ok, she doesn't suck. But I do think she's overrated. I mean, that poem rhymes for goodness sakes. There's no subtlety.

I apologize for saying she sucks. It was very crass, indeed.

<hopes I am forgiven and spared the daily poetry reading>

done

 

[intothewoods]

Btw, I think we may have similar issues in the future. I noted your love of Al Pacino, for example. Ahem. Hoo ha.

 

[Shankara20]

Dear Miss IntoTheWoods ,

Until such time that you unequivocally apologise for the above quoted I will be posting a poem a day by Maya.

Kind regards

~ Rebecca

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ITW - please please please apologize

please

 

[Shankara20]

Miss Rebecca,

I hate to offend you, as I do really respect you. But I don't care for Maya Angelou. Ok, she doesn't suck. But I do think she's overrated. I mean, that poem rhymes for goodness sakes. There's no subtlety.

I apologize for saying she sucks. It was very crass, indeed.

<hopes I am forgiven and spared the daily poetry reading>

thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Btw, I think we may have similar issues in the future. I noted your love of Al Pacino, for example. Ahem. Hoo ha.

Don't you be saying mean stuff about Mr Pacino .......... you sooooooooooooooooo don't want to go there.

pretty please with 's on top

:grovelgrovel:

 

[intothewoods]

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ITW - please please please apologize

please

<giggle>

 

[Shankara20]

done

*sounds of Shank relaxing*

whew - that was close....

 

[Shankara20]

Don't you be saying mean stuff about Mr Pacino .......... you sooooooooooooooooo don't want to go there.

pretty please with 's on top

:grovelgrovel:

I'm there with you on this one sister.

well - not so much the :grovelgrovel: part....

 

[intothewoods]

Don't you be saying mean stuff about Mr Pacino .......... you sooooooooooooooooo don't want to go there.

pretty please with 's on top

:grovelgrovel:

Ok, he was good in Scarface.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you

I said it before I will say it again ..........Et tu , Brute

 

[Shankara20]

I said it before I will say it again ..........Et tu , Brute

is it March already - again....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

And I'd kill Maya. Sorry, your poems suck.

Oooh, ooh:
Maureen Dowd
Thomas Friedman
Bill Safire

Marry Maureen

Fuck Friedman

Kill Safire.

Next 3, as Catwoman:

Michelle Pfeiffer

Julie Newmar

Eartha Kitt