Shankara20
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Fuck, Marry or Kill?
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DVS
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Blushing Bottom said:
Freddy Mercury-Kill. Good singer, but skinny. Oh, and he's dead, too.
John Lennon--Mary. Yeah, he's dead, but aren't we talking about IF they were alive? He'd be great fun to talk to, and because I"m a musician, we'd get along great. And, just think...there wouldn't be any Yoko, so the Beatles could stay together longer. It all works out.
Joan Baez--I'd fuck her eyes out, just because she's a folk singer and they are pretty laid back. The sex tesks I'd put her through wouldn't be very laid back, if you know what I mean...more bent over than laid back.
Betty Buckley
Freddie Prinze
Winston Churchill
Google them, if you don't know who they are. I don't have time to make links this time...sorry.
intothewoods
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DVS said:
Hmmmm...
Fuck Freddie.
Marry Winston.
Kill Betty. Sorry, I've never been a fan.
neonflux said:This is by far the most perverse, sadistic thread on the boards...
Omg - I started the most sadistic thread on the boards? Moi? Little old subbie me?
Patrick Stewart
William Shatner
Kate Mulgrew
Evil_Geoff
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LadyAria said:
Marry Count Chocula - I would at least get breakfast out of the deal
Fuck Drac, though I think I'd go with the Frank Langella version as opposed to Gary Oldman or Bela Lugosi or Chris Lee...
Sorry, but The Count must die... AH AH AH!
Elektra (movie/comics character, NOT Carmen)
Silver Surfer
Ghost Rider
Sir_Winston54
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Marry Elektra - would expect to get some fucking out of that.Evil_Geoff said:
Fuck SS - the whole mercury thing seems kind of sexy.
Ghost Rider - wtf - he's already dead, so kill him again.
Edited to add in:
Pick 'em -
Slutney Spears
Paris Whore-ton
Lindsay Who'han
(Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, for those not up on the current U.S. celeb-slut program.)
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Sir_Winston54 said:
Sweet!
I would fuck Paris. I would seriously Top that bitch and then take her money. She deserves it!
I would marry Lindsay. Of the three, I would most like to spend time with her. She's probably the smartest. Plus she's a redhead, and we'd make a cute couple, I think. We could be, like, the next super hot hollywood lesbian couple (take that Portia and Ellen)
Sadly, I would have to kill Brit. But she is so miserable. Maybe it's for the best.
Now THAT was a fun one.
Regis Philbin
Matt Lauer
Bryant Gumbel
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I'll let someone else play but...
<wicked giggle, claps hands> That's so evil - I love it!
LadyAria said:
<wicked giggle, claps hands> That's so evil - I love it!
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Kill Patty Duke she's got that Brit accent twin sister, no loss.LadyAria said:
Fuck MTM until Rhoda interrupted.
Marry Barb. It'll be harder on the Beaver.
Next ... Yeah, there's four, do whatever you'd like with the extra wheel.
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Blushing Bottom
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AngelicAssassin said:
If I'm right I'd kill both QE1 & QE2
Fuck Marie A. because they say she was one hot little lady
Marry Elanore of Aquitaine as I have adored her most of my illuminated life.
...and if I'm wrong please feel free to correct me.
TooTiredToLive
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But who are the next three candidates?
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Joan of Arc
Douglas Mcarthur
Willam Wallace
Douglas Mcarthur
Willam Wallace
Blushing Bottom said:
DVS
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So, we were suppose to go with who the actress was playing, and not the actresses themselves?Blushing Bottom said:
I was thinking about Katharine Hepburn and how she always wore pants and hung out with the guys. In fact, she said she kind of preferred it that way. She even sometimes smoked cigars with the guys! I always thought she had a nice ass, and would have liked to see it abused in some movie role. I don't think it ever was...am I wrong?
On and I would love to break her, yank those pants down and fuck her until the cows come home...and that would be a long time, because I live in the city. Just think of the traffic jam!
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Blushing Bottom said:
Ummm ummm ummm...
Can I nail all of them? Pretty please? 'Cause MacArthur... damn talk about power... and and and Joan would have that whole devistating Catholic guilt thing (which is so hot)... and William Wallace is WILLIAM WALLACE.
Just sayin'.
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There was a brief moment in Adam's Rib when Spencer Tracy gave her ass a good spank. She answered by accusing him of having some malice in mind and he then said, "Whadday got back there, radar?" Hardly much of a spanking scene, but it's what comes to mind. And yep, she had a fine, fine ass.DVS said:
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LadyAria said:
Huh? Tough calls.
Alright for sure I kill Andrew Jackson, My country should've finished the job when he broke the Treaty of Ghent. Winning his first battle, six weeks after the end of the war.
Fuck Lincoln, he was supposedly or at least possibly Gay. Right?
Marry Washington. Father of a nation, implies good parenting.
Charlie Mopps
St. Patrick
Christopher Columbus
The supposed founding fathers of Beer, Irish Whiskey, And Rum.
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Charlie Mopps~~~Kill; he created the ruination of many a marriage
St. Patrick~~~Fuck; if he can lead all those rats out of Ireland imagine what he could do with 1 submissive
Christopher Columbus~~~Marry; and why not here was a man on a mission
Alan Greenspan
Larry King
Barbara Bush
St. Patrick~~~Fuck; if he can lead all those rats out of Ireland imagine what he could do with 1 submissive
Christopher Columbus~~~Marry; and why not here was a man on a mission
Alan Greenspan
Larry King
Barbara Bush
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Marry Barbara Bush - she's got lots of money, and besides, she needs a good ass-whuppin'.Blushing Bottom said:
Kill Alan - he's so damn old, he's gotta be too dusty to fuck.
That means "Bend over, Larry!"
Next candidates:
Dorothy Lamour .............................. Jane Russell ............................... Raquel Welch
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Sir_Winston54 said:
Marry - Raquel Welch, she's smart, funny and completely tantalizing (despite all the plastice additions)
Fuck - Dorothy Lamour - in that photo she also looks infinitely Topable (be still my heart)
Kill - Jane Russel... This is a totally unfair set of choices! Do I really have to kill one? Can't I just marry one and fuck the other two???
OK, here's another group of "dead already" folks:
Henry the VIII
Anne Bolyn
Catherine the Great
Neon
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neonflux said:Marry - Raquel Welch, she's smart, funny and completely tantalizing (despite all the plastice additions)
Fuck - Dorothy Lamour - in that photo she also looks infinitely Topable (be still my heart)
Kill - Jane Russel... This is a totally unfair set of choices! Do I really have to kill one? Can't I just marry one and fuck the other two???
OK, here's another group of "dead already" folks:
Henry the VIII
Anne Bolyn
Catherine the Great
FYI - I heard Raquel is a raging bitch.
I would fuck Anne - she was a little tigress, right?
Marry Catherine the Great. Then I'd totally be ITW the Great!
and kill Henry the VIII - dude, that guy was such a pain in the ass!
Howard Stern
Pauly Shore
Chris Rock
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Ah, too bad about Raquel... Can I change my vote?
So, onto the question (this truly is an evil thread, LOL):
Marry: Chris Rock - I love the guy
Fuck: Howard Stern - I suspect that there is a bottom to Top under all that bluster
Kill: Pauly Shore - that one was easy.
Next three:
Jimmy Kimmel
Jay Leno
David Letterman
So, onto the question (this truly is an evil thread, LOL):
Marry: Chris Rock - I love the guy
Fuck: Howard Stern - I suspect that there is a bottom to Top under all that bluster
Kill: Pauly Shore - that one was easy.
Next three:
Jimmy Kimmel
Jay Leno
David Letterman
