Fuck Women

[Guest]

Yeah, and it's sometimes hard to keep from doing both at the same time, with its inevitable disastrous consequences.

you were traumatized as a child, werent you?
it's ok, you're among erm... friends or at the very least, the like minded.

 

[Guest]

Sometimes you want to make love, sometimes you want to fuck.

Hmm....good way to word that

 

[shereads]

Yeah, and it's sometimes hard to keep from doing both at the same time, with its inevitable disastrous consequences.

It helps to make signs and post them around the bedroom.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think I'm beginning to understand where I'm having problems. I tend to mumble, so all she probably hears is "mmbl mbl FUCK YOU."

Fuck me, that's funny! I like this Joe lad.

Shanglan

 

[NoJo]

And he likes you. In that way.

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

I was thinking she could at least hold up a card or something every time for a few weeks indicating what she wanted. I could plot a graph in Excel and possibly detect some pattern. It would make sex much more spontaneous that way.

This is so freaking hilarous I might sue for the bruises on my butt from falling off the chair...

 

[Guest]

This is so freaking hilarous I might sue for the bruises on my butt from falling off the chair...

I'll rub your ass, honey. No worries, you'll be okay soon

 

[Lovepotion69]

Depends on the mood, but I generally don't need much foreplay. I'm ready to go within seconds if the guy I fancy kisses me. I'm easily wet. An ex said he loved that I get excited so fast. So I guess the answer should be; kiss me, run your hands all over me and tear my clothes off. I'm all yours.



/LP

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

I'll rub your ass, honey. No worries, you'll be okay soon

SOLD!!!
Heck, okay? I've never been happier in my life