Fuck!!!!

She sells seashells to lazy fucks that won't just go find their own for free. Fuck!
 
We Fucking wish! They'd probably have zebra mussels on their tails though... Fuck..
 
You two need to travel south for the fucking winter! The mermaids here are fucking warm and have regular fucking muscles! None of this stealing muscles from poor fucking zebras business! What the fuck is up with that?!
 
Zebra Mussels is an invasive fucking species, becoming a serious parasite in Lake Michigan at least.

Do you take me for a fucking moron?! I know about the fucking zebra mussels, but I wouldn't put it past the fucking cold fish mermaids to go stealing. Just fucking sayin!

*goes wiki searching zebra mussels furiously in case there's a fucking quiz*
 
Holy fucking fuckaroo, I leave for a minute and listen to you! She's a feisty fishy woman that will make your head spin, so don't taunt her you silly fuck or she'll swat you with her fin!
 
Fuck, my muscles are still sore.


and

FUCKIN' Noobs.........:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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bit of a fuck fest for fuck meisters fucking spot on as well. i'll fuck off now.
 
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