Fuck!!!!

My full time job has just put me out for at least a week. My bills are gonna fuck me like a 5$ Thai Whore with the Clap!
 
11:30pm is NOT the time to start a fucking pool party.

That is THE fucking time to start fucking at the fucking pool party...Oh, fuck, I see what you mean, I fucking agree, fucking 6.30pm is the fucking time to start a fucking pool party.
 
Fuck it. Hard to keep up with this fucking thread. We all seem fucking crazy!
 
The Formidable Santa Ana winds are kicking Up around here. Drying things to a Crisp. In the meantime, I have so much worK to do it's not even funny. These seeMing non-sEquiTurs are just to set the stage for the WOeful facT that my mInd is distracted by two things -- the prospects of ME getting a new car and the lack of proSPects in the wonderfuL world of sExuAl entertainment. ThiS is all additivE to the need to get the damn work done but I am so distracted that it just isn't happening. Hence, the post here.
 
The Formidable Santa Ana winds are kicking Up around here. Drying things to a Crisp. In the meantime, I have so much worK to do it's not even funny. These seeMing non-sEquiTurs are just to set the stage for the WOeful facT that my mInd is distracted by two things -- the prospects of ME getting a new car and the lack of proSPects in the wonderfuL world of sExuAl entertainment. ThiS is all additivE to the need to get the damn work done but I am so distracted that it just isn't happening. Hence, the post here.

Fucking giggles! I missed your original FUCK posts. :kiss:
 
So it's hI-ho hi-ho -- off To the inland empire today. JuSt have to Face it back and drive oUt, Carry on, do the worK and rEturn. It's not that I Dislike the IE -- it's jUst that -- well -- I live at the beach for a reason. Fighting the traffic there and back again. To come home to a warm comPuter screen and no SO to make things -- entertaining. Yessir -- another day in the life.
 
It is still BUTT FUCKING COLD here!

Well I Find that yoU have stumbled aCross one means by which to Kick portion of the cold probleM can bE solved. At least for one Party. A LittlE opposite issue here -- too freAking hot for February -- dry too -- So I gEt to drive out to where it is even hotter! What a treat.
 
Fuck! I have to find a new dentist! Since the fucking rates have all gone up, what we were paying for premium coverage now only covers PPO Standard! I guess I could keep my dentist, if I want to pay for half of the dental work! This so FUCKING sucks! :mad:
 
So YESterday was not a four star day. A client (one of the pain In the ass clients) waS asserting a mistake was made in docUments deliveREd some time ago. UNfortunatEly I was not ablE to either retrieve the Documents where I wAs nor restrain myself From coming UCoupled. At least I Kept some composuRe and sImply ranG off tHe phone call as opposed To telliNg the dick-head that the fOreskin Was rolling up over is face and he should simply shut up. Not a good WAy to work with a clieNT TO be sure. Now this Has ramifications in that such bEhavior is not hardLy aPpropriate by either me or my business Partner who was aLso on thE cAll. I have to mend the fence with the partner and hope he waS ablE to maintain the client since after all they have given us roughly 0.0003% of our revenue over the past 12 months. Yessir -- now I am embarrassed :eek: but vindicated -- mostly embarrassed. As I said though -- at least I did not make reference to resemblance between his face and the one-eyed wonder dangling between his legs. So there's that.
 
So YESterday was not a four star day. A client (one of the pain In the ass clients) waS asserting a mistake was made in docUments deliveREd some time ago. UNfortunatEly I was not ablE to either retrieve the Documents where I wAs nor restrain myself From coming UCoupled. At least I Kept some composuRe and sImply ranG off tHe phone call as opposed To telliNg the dick-head that the fOreskin Was rolling up over is face and he should simply shut up. Not a good WAy to work with a clieNT TO be sure. Now this Has ramifications in that such bEhavior is not hardLy aPpropriate by either me or my business Partner who was aLso on thE cAll. I have to mend the fence with the partner and hope he waS ablE to maintain the client since after all they have given us roughly 0.0003% of our revenue over the past 12 months. Yessir -- now I am embarrassed :eek: but vindicated -- mostly embarrassed. As I said though -- at least I did not make reference to resemblance between his face and the one-eyed wonder dangling between his legs. So there's that.

You're not only sexy ...your a clever one too...:cattail:
 
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