Funny Memes, signs, gifs etc....

[cw5523729]

Worst
Safety
Sign
Ever

We need pictures!

Exactly! If I'm going to get shocked, I want to see a pic of a guy getting electrocuted. If I'm going to lose a few fingers, show me a drawing of 2-finger Joe.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Given that an electric chair operates at 7-12 amps and that thing has four thousand with a 31 foot flash boundary I feel like it'd look like this:
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2017/08/137301.cd96e228-6b6d-4c97-a439-6a80255781d7.gif

 

[cw5523729]

Given that an electric chair operates at 7-12 amps and that thing has four thousand with a 31 foot flash boundary I feel like it'd look like this:
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2017/08/137301.cd96e228-6b6d-4c97-a439-6a80255781d7.gif

Exactly! Now if only warning signs allowed the attachment of animated gifs!!! Just think how much more effective they would be!!

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[dirk2024]

What will Santa find at your house?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

 

[Kelliezgirl]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[cw5523729]

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Please let us know if he's happy with the new food. I'm invested in how the story turns out now.

 

[YmaOHyd]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[MrPixel]

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The local medical group was pushing sleep studies a couple of years ago. My wife was all over that idea... for me. Excuse me, dear, just because I stay up past midnight writing stories and not rising until 9 a.m. or so doesn't mean I'm not getting enough sleep. I get plenty. It just occurs at different hours than your concept of "proper sleep".

The cartoon captures my sentiment exactly.

 

[OralAllOver]

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wow
I'm not inclined to dump on government (if it's so easy, you do it), but was this written by a former Disney Store greeter?

 

[BobbyBrandt]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[crookedletter]

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[Smuttyandfun]

 

[MrPixel]

^^^^^ That one made me choke on my coffee. About our speed.

 

[YmaOHyd]

What if we kissed under the missile toad?

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[Smuttyandfun]

 

[BobbyBrandt]

 

[NuclearFairy]

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Is that why the men started building square houses?