StrayKat
Conquered By A Tiger
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Funny sex stories
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StrayKat
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graceanne
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That's the problem with our bed - it's difficult for bondage. K drilled holes in the wood under the mattress and we can loop rope through it, but it's a bit difficult.
drinkmeup83
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The kitten just jumped on the bed beside us. No asses were harmed in the incident and my friend's mood was not killed. Once the offending kitten was removed from the room, he was ready to continue.
Sir_Winston54
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Ohhh... I wasn't referring to your story. I was referring to my ass.
Well I'm not sure if this is funny or not (Mr A doesn't think so, and I am forbidden to mention it), but back in the early days we lived on a yacht together, which was lovely, apart from the one terrible morning when we ran aground. Fortunately we hit a sandbar and not rocks, so the damage was minor and we just had to wait for the next tide to float off.
And the cause of this mishap? Well Mr A was the Captain and was technically meant to be on watch, however things had gotten a little, ah, heated below decks and he lost sight of his watch-keeping responsibilities.
And the cause of this mishap? Well Mr A was the Captain and was technically meant to be on watch, however things had gotten a little, ah, heated below decks and he lost sight of his watch-keeping responsibilities.
Abraxas Winterlight
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mine too, but it's old (& going as soon as she finds a way to get rid of it)
i solved it by drilling in 4 eyebolts & carbiners
that works pretty damn good!
LilTexanGal
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His set up works VERY good. Anything that can hold my squirming ass in place is truly solid!
Abraxas Winterlight
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hey, it was the eye bolts or a REALLY big glue trap like you use to catch mice.
LilTexanGal
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My squirming really REALLY bothers You huh? Maybe we should set up a velcro wall and suit me up in a felt suit with appropriate holes???
the_pet
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One day my daughter who was about four at the time was standing beside me while I was picking a pair of panties out of my dresser drawer and she accidentally dropped her ring into while it was open. She began to look for it, digging down through the panties and pulled out my flesh tone vibrator and said, "mommie why do you have a big finger in your drawer"
It was fucking hilarious and so hard to keep a straight face.
I found a different hiding spot
It was fucking hilarious and so hard to keep a straight face. I found a different hiding spot
My squirming really REALLY bothers You huh? Maybe we should set up a velcro wall and suit me up in a felt suit with appropriate holes???
Um, that sounds amazingly fun. Maybe you could just find a way to put it on your back, have him place you up on the all exactly like he wants you, and have the front all open to play?
curvacious
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a former bf and i drove up river and had fun. We got pretty horny and on the drive home I offered a bj while he drove. I hadn't gotten to far into when he said something. I can't remember what he said but I had to look up and that's when I saw a cow land on the road in front of us. There was a cliff near the road and the edge had given way and the cow fell. It really killed the mood when I had to go find the owner to come shoot it while my bf stayed behind to warn possible oncoming cars.
graceanne
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