G.R. & Scylis

ummm...
heard of any news that would interest a pair of adventure-bound jedi?
 
We are pretty useless now that the Emporer has fallen, but to be honest, my ears perked up when I heard about that find off the coast of egypt. Maybe we should get a Gungen?? sub and go on an oceanic adventure...

(if you hadn't noticed, I am not a democrap, or repooplican...I am a green turd, so I could really give two shits what their politics are, unless they stop being so fucking inconsistant. Once sombody starts acting like a responsible adult human, then I'll pay attention. Untill then: Fuck em.)
 
aaahhh, but there is ALWAYS a need for Jedi, you see.. Jedi do not fight wars against this country or that empire, but against evil and injustice.. sadly, there will always be evil and injustice, and so the Jedi will always be needed..

now that the Empire is fighting a losing battle against the New Republic, the Jedi are needed more than ever.. the Jedi were once the symbol of the Old Republic, and by seeing Jedi work with the New Republic, they will connect Old with New.. the Galactic Empire stands for tyranny and opression, of a galaxy dominated by humans who opress other species.. the Old Republic stood for equality to all races, all planets, all peoples.. a return to that way of ruling is the aim of the New Republic.. and who better to help move towards that goal than the Jedi, guardians of Justice and helpers to those in need?

a few Jedi are remebered for grand deeds, saving a planet or a people or sometimes even the entire Republic, but the vast majority of what a Jedi does is nothing close to that.. the Jedi were highly saught after as mediators or diplomats, for they look at both sides with an unbiassed eye.. sure, flashing your lightsaber around galliantly fighting evil enemies may be exciting and thrilling, but most often words will work far better than a lightsaber in solving your problems..
 
Your enlightening words have shown me the truth and the root of the light side of the force now grows in my drain pipes, not to clog my tubing, but to help absorb the darkness that tries to penetrate my drain sieve. :)

It appears there is need for much mediation here at Literotica.
 
yes, there is...
there was one BIG thing a few weeks ago that could have used one, though i myself could not have done it, for i was personally involved in the incident... a pitty...

but enough talking... wanna fuck? :p
 
I am so tired tonight. I would, but it is overcoming me...

I know.... I am a shitty slave. I will put out, double time, tomarrow night......

Please don't spank me.........
















too hard. Just go easy. :)
 
i would be a bad master if i didn't make you go get some sleep
 
ok.. for today (or tomorrow, wherever you next see this) i want you to tell me your biggest, naughtiest, kinkiest, and wierdest fantasies (so there had better be four separate fantasies here, unless one covers two or more)
 
Let's see......

Biggest fantasy= Gnufi Poppets, the big penis man.

Naughtiest= Me and Lavey raiding Kmart for a bunch of duct tape, to make sexy clothes out of, to taunt the men of lit with.

Kinkiest= Me and the all of the beautiful, bi and lesbian women having a 5 day lick and bang fest at the orbital funhouse while the men are tied up and force to watch.

Weirdest= Me banging International funboy with a strap on. j/k


For real:

Biggest= sex with everyone!

Naugtiest= Being DP'ed by my husband and another man.

Kinkiest= To have a RL lesbain sub.

Weirdest= Well, this is hard to figure out. I used the non ingnition end of a lighter to flick my bick this one time! :)
 
aaaaaaaww.... that "j/k" part dashed my hopes.. i would PAY to see that!! :D
 
hmm... another day.. and what to have you do?

hmmm
 
Be gentle. I am very fucked up today. No, not on drugs..... ON a headache...... It is making me stupid, and ignorant.

So pick something like......

A 500 essay on the fall of the Roman Empire in relation to Constantines move of the capital from Rome to Constantinople.

That would be easy enough. ;)
 
aaawww...
*rubs your shoulders*
sounds like you could use a nice hot bath or a massage or something relaxing...
 
Awwwww.........

But I am here to serve you, my Lord. I don't think that duty reversal is a problem, if that is what YOU want.

God knows I don't want to break the rules......

Maybe we should ask Lavender?
 
what kind of master would i be if i don't take care of my slave, hmm?
 
It is aboot democracy, It is aboot censorship, It is aboot the rights of terrence and phillip useing free spe............

Wait, can I speak? Can I just speak?


(Raven, I have no idea. I had run out of wit, and I tried to imagine you as a dom, and I could see you just telling them to masterbate for you and then go off and do what ever they want..... :) or you'd say, "tough shit that you have a headache, suck it anyway, Bitch!")
 
G.R. said:
I tried to imagine you as a dom, and I could see you just telling them to masterbate for you and then go off and do what ever they want..... :)

Oh my GOD! Get out of my head!

Those are PRIVATE thoughts!!!

Nnnnnot for you!

Give to daddy!

Grr grr! Rarf!

(To whom it may concern: That was my imitation of a Gnoll! And if you know what THAT is... Will you marry me? I have a ring already... Its a ring of fire resistance! So you can withstand the heat of my passion baby!)
 
uh oh, Raven.. you're not supposed to post here!!

you know what that means, don't you?

time for your SPANKIN'S!!

you can do the honors, G.R.
 
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