G.R. & Scylis

[Ravenloft]

Oh, whoa there! No touchies! Nooooo touchies!

 

[scylis]

you broke the rules, pedro.. so bend over and get what's coming to you!

G.R.?

 

[Starfish]

*whack*

 

[Ravenloft]

What rules?!

G.R. I warn you... I ate Taco Bell today...

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey! Im so fat I didn't even feel it!

*Rolling eyes*

 

[scylis]

HEY!
is that concept art from Baldur's Gate?!?
(you make a lousy gnoll, btw.. a REAL gnoll never would have been able to come up with a pickup line that good)

 

[Ravenloft]

No, thats art from the monsterous manual 2nd ed.

Well, thats why it was an imitation Scy!

 

[scylis]

hmm.. i could have sworn they used that one for BG... oh well... (i don't have the 2nd Ed one)


ok slave... you shall have to spank him harder to get him to feel it..

 

[Starfish]

I refuse to sit by and allow Raven to self loath......

Say it now......

I am smart
I am goodlooking
I am sexy
I am creative
and gosh donnit...

people like to lick chocolate off of me!


*Whack*

 

[Starfish]

Oh wait, I forgot to add.....

Does anyone else here sence the makings for a long romance between two special people?

 

[Ravenloft]

Hear inn mishigun wez breads um smurt!

Guhuh!

*Realizing that Scylis KNEW what a Gnoll was. Offering him my ring... Of fire resistance.*

*fluttering my eyes*

 

[scylis]

*raises eyebrow*
uhhh...

 

[Ravenloft]

We can move to Idaho together and raise sheep!

 

[scylis]

sorry, but i must decline your genrous offer.. tis the adventurer's life for me.. the mountains of Alaska call.. (so much like Icewind Dale, Alaska is)

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh... Will I ever find my lusty little bar wench?!

*Casting about*

 

[scylis]

hhmmmm.... idea!

G.R.??

 

[Starfish]

Idea what?

I can't believe that you are 18 and you are already a slave owner.

Strange, isn't it?

 

[scylis]

yup... wierd...

but Ravenloft here is looking for a lusty bar wench.. that gives me an idea...

but how are you feeling at the moment?

 

[Starfish]

Sorry, I had some womanly duties to preform...

No not that..

I had to bake bread. (no I don't really think of that as a womanly duty)

I feel fine now, I had some sugar, and that headache went right away. Weird. I don't even eat sugar that much. huh?

Anyway, what was that aboot a bar wench?

 

[scylis]

hehe..

his loftiness is looking for a lusty bar wench.. perhaps we should give him one.. you up to a little group fun? (if it's allowed to bring in others to these threads if it's our choice) you got a costume that'd fit that, sweetie?

 

[Starfish]

Yah! for sure!

Here is two steins of beer, and a bowl of pretzels. Now watch me strip out of my frilly bar wench outfit, and finger myself ontop of the bar! Yah! oh yah!

 

[scylis]

*puts my hand over my face and shakes head*
eeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Starfish]

Yah, it's really apple juice. I just put it in a German Stein to make you feel authentic.....

You can drink it, it's okay...

 

[scylis]

Raven, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!

you don't hafta do the stupid Swedish accent, ya know..

 

[Starfish]

Fuck you Scylis, I can talk like that if I want!

What are you going to do, punish me?