G.R. & Scylis

[scylis]

I SHOULD!!



but i can't.... i just can't, damnit...

yeah, i'm a lousy master...

FUCK!!
*slumps shoulders and scampers off*

 

[Starfish]

okay?

come back here!

I am going to spank your silly ass if you don't get back in here and make this a memorable week.

 

[scylis]

how could i possibly make it a memorable week?

 

[Starfish]

Get giggy wit it!

You gotta get all latexed up, and get butt grindy with me. Then we could go to the funhouse and get greasy and twister the night away.

 

[scylis]

*lol*
you mean that Spider Man costume i have?

 

[Starfish]

Yep! And I'll dress up like a The Fly, and you can eat me!

 

[scylis]

why bother with the costumes if we won't be wearing them for very long?

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, I thought it would amount to that.....

fuck it!

No, I mean fuck it! really!

 

[scylis]

oh, if you insist...
*grabs you and kisses you*

 

[Starfish]

ummm, Now I am sorry, I didn't get here sooner.....


*falls limp into your arms, and returns your embrace and passionate kissing*

 

[Ravenloft]

She's not a lusty bar wench at all!

A lusty bar wench would have spilled beer on me "accidentily, on purpose" so that she could take my pants off!

Don't you two know anything?!

 

[scylis]

hey! i'm not the one that's supposed to act like a lusty bar wench! and where the hell have you been, mister?!? i mean, you give me the ring and G.R. and i get all ready for tonight and then *voice turns weepy* you don't even bother to show up on time! *sniffles*

 

[Starfish]

Oooops, I am sorry sir. *spills pint of brew over the lords head*
I am going to have to take all of your clothes off now!

I will have to wash them for you......

meanwhile, I will just give you a bath and my master here will...

Oooops. I am sorry master.. *dumps whole gallon of apple juice over your head*

Uh, well I guess he'll be joining us!

 

[scylis]

clumsy...!

(that better, Raven?)

 

[Ravenloft]

Much better!

But arn't lusty bar wenches also supposed to giggle and run around as they are chased by burly, manly men? Only to be caught, pressed against a wall, and ravished? Plundered of their womanly delights by rugged, silk and leather garbed pirates???

Pirates who's Rapiers are long, curved and honed to a razors edge?

Pirates who arn't afraid to sheath em within the depths of the lusty, writhing bar wench in question?!

 

[scylis]

HEY! whose thread is this, anyway?!?

*looks down at my 5'11", 115 lb frame* and some burly, manly men? are you planning on bringing more people into this?

but if she's up against the wall, who do i ravage with my rapier? not you, i don't suppose... i mean, we're on leave, not out at sea for a long, long time, after all..

 

[Starfish]

*hee hee heeee. giggle giggle...run run run, trip and stumble..*

Scylis, It is all in the voice....
Just make burely man sounds and that is what makes us weak to you, and ravishable.

 

[Ravenloft]

Ye lusty wench! Its about time I got to sheath my sword in ye!

*Lifting the giggling bar wench from the saw dust covered floor, pressing her against a wall, rough hands exploring er flush and heated body ungently*

Ar! Me matie and I... We'rrrre gonna ravish you till you are sore ye salty wench!

...Ar!

 

[scylis]

arrrrrrrrr.....

 

[Starfish]

*giggle, giggle, wiggle, wiggle.*



















This is where you tell me to shut up or you'll stuff your dick in my mouth, Scylis

 

[Ravenloft]

Yes! Thats it matey!

From the back of your throat!

Together now!'

Arrrrrr!

 

[scylis]

aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Ravenloft]

That was better, but your voice still cracked...

Now, sheath yer Rapier in the lusty bar wench!

Arr!

 

[scylis]

but i thought you had her up against the wall! arrrrrr

 

[Ravenloft]

*Moving back*

Have at er matey!

Arr!

Arr!

Arr!