G.R. & Scylis

*faces G.R. away from me, rips of her skirt and panties/underpants (whatever bar wenches wear), pulls my breaches down, and slides my hard cock all the way into her in one thrust*
 
Oh my! You've got a big tally wanker there, you old sea dwag you! *hee hee hee hee*
 
Show er ow ther Pirates of the Sword Coast treat der Wenches Matey!

*Swatting the lusty bar wenches rip hind quarters jovially*
 
Ahhh uhhhhhhhhh! * hair spills over my shoulders and is totally wild and tossed about with each thrust. My aching womb cries out to freed of the building tension. My back arches*

UUUUoooooooooo! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! uh uhuh oooo!
*My body breaks free with a eruptive orgasm, sending my body into spasms that correlate with your thrusts.*
 
*turns her to face Ravenloft, still thrusting away*
don't fergit me matie here, wench!
 
*reaches out one hand toward the burely manly man, and begs him forward with my waving hand*

Get over here, you tyrant! You ought to be tongue flogged!
 
Ats a good show Matey! Give er a good fucking for the Sword Coast!

*Swaggering forward, dropping me breeches, my own Rapier standing proud and barrel hard.*

Do an ol pirate good ye hear ye lusty bar wench!
 
Sorry Master. I got barfy last night (not from the two of you) and then I've had a hugely rude awakening to day.

I am not in the mood to giggle and wiggle.

Sorry.
Can we bitch about something?
 
oh, bitch about whatever you want, my pet.. get it out of your system! :)

(so that's two people i talk to feeling "barfy")
 
heeeeeeeeeere Starfishie fishie fishie!
come 'ere, girl!
 
OmG!

I am so lame!

Forgive me my master! I got swept up in the BB and life....

Things with my personality are better today. I am not bitchy but I thought for sure my house was going to go up in a tornado!

I had to emergency book it to get my pets to the basement, and batton down the hatches! The clouds where insane!

It's been awhile and the front moved on, but that is how tornados get you is in those wacky storm fronts!
You know, you are in Torndo alley arnt you?

I was outside at one point, after the pets where put downstairs...except for ol' faithful, Bosco (he won't let me out of his sight! :) ) and there was three levels of clouds and the one lowest was moving all fucked up. Then over a bit from my house, a low mass of 3 columnar clouds started spinning and coming together and I thought for sure it was gonna happen. If it had, my house wouldn' t be here right now. It was moving right for me! *AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! High Scale drama*

My willow tree even made serious cracking sounds, but no limbs went.

I off course, ran for it, and made sure the dog got in and down in the basement.

I went to the front to see if it was coming and it got broken apart by other wind force.

The wind was insane.
I went back out, without the dog, and then my husband called...
He said he couldn't drive and had to pull over, but got back to the shop before it really downpoured. :)

So, How is Scylis!
 
i'm pretty good...

yet i'm a little sad... you do realize what today is, don't you?
 
Friday.

Sorry doll, my head is unscrewed. I was in shock earlier.

What is today?
 
seven days since this thread began... since "our" week began..
 
OMG!

Oh no, wait. A week is a full 168 hours. There is no way that we covered that much time here..

It is gonna take like a year to get this thread done. So just relax babycakes. You can have me and this thread forever as far as I am concerned. There may be times, like tonight, that I won't be able to post on here much (hubby wants a date, and so do I!) but I'll always keep this puppy going. Unless I abandon Lit all together and then that is just not bound to happen. :)

I have to get going, but you can go get your dick wet in the orgy thread.... :p
 
you'd really want to be my pet for more than the week?
*blushes*
 
Much later.

I am all yours in 15 minutes. :)

Davie has to go to bed and I need to tuck him and and give him a kiss. :) BRB
 
Sorry that was longer than expected. I needed to respond to Barb Dwyer....

Now, I am your little pet.... whatcha gonna do with me? ;)
Feed me?? Seymore(sp?), feeeeeeeeed meeeeeee???
 
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