Gaming anyone?

[SilvaTungDevil]

Once upon a Lit, this board had some serious side gaming going on. Yahoo's version of scrabble (Litsters were so fucking vicious), spades, hearts.....a bunch of us (including one superhottie who's still around) played a mafia game and took the damn mafia community over. Then there was a big pirate game. I think that one ended in Litdrama.

Do you guys do any gaming?

I play a lot (A LOT) of settlers of catan online. I also play fortnight (poorly) and check in on Conan Exiles. Would love to find a good spades/hearts site and maybe a poker site, but those tend to be filled with too much popup crap.

How about you guys? I'm curious!

 

[bestone4ever]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1477230

 

[pointless]

my nephew really tried to get me to play fortnight, but, man, that game looks like a huge pain in the ass.

also, he insisted on the fucking sniper challenge for reasons complete unknown to me 'cause fucker never once tried to snipe anyone. just lots of jumping and missing until he got mad and started pickaxing people.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1477230

I'm old enough to be that kid's dad! That's why I didn't have kids.....not enough room in the basement for two of us!

 

[Libsam]

I'm not telling you guys what game I'm playing next because y'all would probably only be interested in hawt cyb0rz instead of actually playing the game.

Been waiting on this game for over 5 years now. They better hurry up before I get old and lose my hand-eye coordination. Also, I have this strong itch to kill people (pvp).

 

[Libsam]

Diablo III was a fucking let down. SJW mentality ruined the game; non-pvp, and there was literally a secret realm filled with ponies, rainbows, and cupcakes. It was just a phat l00tz game...

 

[raindancer]

Mafia Wars! Man, I miss those days!

 

[bestone4ever]

I'm old enough to be that kid's dad! That's why I didn't have kids.....not enough room in the basement for two of us!

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[ProxyBlack]

Fortnite PvE for me at the moment, plus the occasional dabble with Fallout, Elite, and Diablo III.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Mafia Wars! Man, I miss those days!

Yeah! How quickly the five families fell when they met a gang of Litgirls! Those suckers tumbled in the face of you ladies.

 

[pointless]

Mafia Wars! Man, I miss those days!

i'd say that i missed nationstates, but that would be a lie.

though i did actually play it again a couple/few years ago if you can call checking it just often enough to not let my account lapse for a couple of months before no longer caring. it had improved, but it's still boring after about a week.

even less once you realize how serious some of those cunts are about roleplaying.

the humorless fucks.

 

[raindancer]

Yeah! How quickly the five families fell when they met a gang of Litgirls! Those suckers tumbled in the face of you ladies.

Seriously!
I knew I needed to quit when I thought about spending real money.

 

[Libsam]

I'm not telling you guys what game I'm playing next because y'all would probably only be interested in hawt cyb0rz instead of actually playing the game.

Been waiting on this game for over 5 years now. They better hurry up before I get old and lose my hand-eye coordination. Also, I have this strong itch to kill people (pvp).

omg, beta 1 went live (there will be 3 total) a couple months ago.
Character Creation must not be ready yet, because I can't make a character, but hey, they have a forum...

 

[Ramone45]

I like Zwift

 

[Libsam]

Vanilla WOW releases in November 2019 with pvp servers.

Camelot Unchained beta is...

 

[IG_88]

I play poker for shits and giggles on Poker Stars. Not all the time but when the mood hits.

 

[CandiCame]

Sweet! A new gamer thread! I'm the one who started that one from like 4 years ago because Sean would tell me to do fanart!

I've been on a real retro kick, and I don't think I'd play with any of you guys online, just because I don't play online that frequently.

I'm going through Ocarina of Time on my 3ds again right now. I'll probably move on to Majora's Mask after that. I've got a bunch of PC shit downloaded, but I've not really had time to play.

GF has been going through Dream Daddy again, which I guess counts, I think virtual novels count, because they just released that major update, and I might as well be playing it, because she's told me the whole damn thing anyway. She's huge into the Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls franchises, and will not accept that I'm not a huge Elder Scrolls fan- but keep in mind that I started playing at Morrowind, and I am NOTORIOUSLY bad at first person games. I wanna have my characters ass in my field of vision at all times. I don't know why but that just makes more sense to me. Weirdly I dream like that, like in third person. The world makes more sense to me in third person.

I've been trying to play through the lego series with Bitesize but she pisses me off so much. We NEED MONEY. WE NEED IT. YOU CAN'T RUN OFF. COLLECT THE FUCKING MONEY.

The brother who lives with me is a huge PC gamer, who spends a lot of time on things like Paladins, Fortenight, and selling Minecraft skins and mods. He runs a server that somehow generates money, that he's run since he was a little kid, but I don't know enough about minecraft to speak on it.

I'm still fucking around with Pokemon Ultra Sun (that fanboyness should be apparent from my avatar) and thank god they let me look like me FROM THE START THIS TIME. The last game, I can't remember what it was called, if you picked a guy with light skin he HAD to be blond for some reason, which is extra weird to me because the game is from Japan, and I would think that the majority of their players would have the same color scheme I do.

I'm looking SO FORWARD to pikachu & eevee. JAMES IS GONNA BE IN IT! IT'S GONNA BE A REMAKE OF YELLOW, AND TEAM ROCKET'S ROCKIN!

Oh, and I loved Team Rainbow Rocket in Ultra Sun. I posted on that thread about why we picked our avatars that pokemon made me gay, so it was like... I hadn't seen Giovanni in like 20 years. Last I knew, he had lost his mewtwo with no hope of recovering it. So I walked in there, very much with the attitude of, "Oh, dude, you don't know how bad I've missed you! I had the biggest crush on you as a kid. How have you been doing? You ok? You were in a pretty bad place the last time I talked to you."

And he was like:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/719c07b7913a19b25ddb599b5f6edf07/tumblr_inline_oyslf6Wlam1tvvsht_500.gif

STRONGER AND GAYER THAN EVER!

Edit: Less screen-stretchy, but equally badass picture.
Also, I'm not the only person who felt this way. People CRIED.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm not telling you guys what game I'm playing next because y'all would probably only be interested in hawt cyb0rz instead of actually playing the game.

Been waiting on this game for over 5 years now. They better hurry up before I get old and lose my hand-eye coordination. Also, I have this strong itch to kill people (pvp).

I know we're not SUPPOSED to say KH3 by name because we can summon the wrath of Disney, but you can say KH3.

Have you ever
tried to explain
that series
to a sane person?

Like have you ever done that? It is a hurculian task. It'll fuck you up. I mean, just in conversation without the internet or anything, have you ever just been talking and tried to explain the plot of the Kingdom Hearts franchise to someone who had not been slowly indoctrinated into it?

That game is a cluserfuck. It makes no fucking sense.

 

[Libsam]

I know we're not SUPPOSED to say KH3 by name because we can summon the wrath of Disney, but you can say KH3.

Have you ever
tried to explain
that series
to a sane person?

Like have you ever done that? It is a hurculian task. It'll fuck you up. I mean, just in conversation without the internet or anything, have you ever just been talking and tried to explain the plot of the Kingdom Hearts franchise to someone who had not been slowly indoctrinated into it?

That game is a cluserfuck. It makes no fucking sense.

I don't know what KH3 is, and after a google search I'm very happy to know it is hard to explain the game, because I don't care to know.

Camelot Unchained is the game I've been waiting forever on.

 

[pointless]

kingdom hearts.

eta: wait, how did you not know it was kingdom hearts? he fucking said kingdom hearts.

 

[CandiCame]

I don't know what KH3 is, and after a google search I'm very happy to know it is hard to explain the game, because I don't care to know.

Camelot Unchained is the game I've been waiting forever on.

They've been saying Kingdom Hearts 3 was coming out since the PS2 era, so it's the go-to game for "Why isn't this out yet?"

I had to google Camelot Unchained, but I remember seeing this before around the ol interwebs. It's claim to fame was that it was a generic sandbox MMO BUT you could actually build shit like in Sims, like not just buy it but actually build unique structures.

And then most of the kids were like, "So Minecraft?"

And then every other article I read was it justifying that it wasn't minecraft because it was an MMO, which is fair. I just remember that being a big thing with people my brother's age and I was like, "That's way more Sims than mincraft. You younguns lost your damn mind."

And I swear to god, old man rant- the kids will bitch about anything. "This game is too similar to that game" "This game isn't pretty enough" "This game takes too long to download."

Hey younguns? Shut the fuck up. Shut up and go download a game from the early 2000s on Napster that is gonna look like a bunch of polygons at an orgy and take about a week. They get in the weirdest fights over the weirdest shit. Like... let people like what they like and be happy.

Go play your cowboy ninja robots or whatever it is yhall do. I can't remember the name of the cowboy ninja robot game. I remember a gay cowboy, a ninja with a robot brother who might be fucking the cowboy, robot ghandi, there's like a hamster and a gorilla.

Edit: OVERWATCH

 

[Libsam]

It's claim to fame was that it was a generic sandbox MMO BUT you could actually build shit like in Sims, like not just buy it but actually build unique structures.

Wrong.

Its claim to fame is 3-way PvP, aka RvR. Mark Jacobs (the lead developer of CU) was the first to do rvr in DAOC, Dark Age of Camelot. No one else has managed to make a successful 3-way pvp game since, because it is extremely difficult to balance.

The downfall of DAOC was when they sold it to EA- where games go to die.

 

[Liar]

yep, I like playing video games. But I play online mostly. That's convy

I too like playing video games. But you couldn't pay me to play online. The Internet is full of assholes.

 

[Libsam]

Do y’all think it’s possible to get PTSD from playing war games in virtual reality vidya? Surely not as severe as real life PTSD, but some degree of PTSD?

 

[LupusDei]

Do y’all think it’s possible to get PTSD from playing war games in virtual reality vidya? Surely not as severe as real life PTSD, but some degree of PTSD?

Don't they use something like that to actually blunt down the response and reduce chance of the real thing, or I'm dreaming?