Georgia Chapter- Happily Married, Sexually Frustated

[TheRandyOne]

Re: Sometimes it's the women who get neglected at home...

Sure do wish I had a man at home who was insatiable and wanting sex all the time! What a dream that would be!

My boyfriend and I haven't had sex in a year and a half now. I've got the sex drive of an 18 year old, am very imaginative and open to new experiences, addicted to giving head, love watching and being watched, and the only option that's been open to me is my toys...until recently.

A good friend of mine (another female) and I finally got around to discussing our mutual desires for other women. This of course led to our beginning a sexual relationship with each other. It's fantastic, and I couldn't ask for anything better, but we would both like to find a man with whom we could form a regular threesome. She is sexually frustrated at home as well...so we have a common need to fill.

We're both tired of being tied to men who have lost interest in sex...I keep reading about all you men out there whose wives/girlfriends have lost interest in sex. I keep seeing that it appears to be the women losing the desire...just the opposite here!!!

If there's anyone out there who would welcome 2 very oral, openminded, disease-free, horny, highly erotic, attractive BBWs, please let me know. We have pictures available.

I've never understood how a man can lose interest in the female form. but, i'm out here.
'would love to meet 2 girls who enjoy one another.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

AH
Funny thing about thorns, the more dangerous the approach the better fruit/flower.

That is why Roses and Huckleberries have thorns!

TheRandyOne
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I've never understood how a man can lose interest in the female form. but, i'm out here.
'would love to meet 2 girls who enjoy one another.
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I can tell you why a man looses interest in his wife; communication. When you have a meaningful relationship with someone else and your feelings get hurt (something said) it is almost impossible to be sexual with that person. You get confortable, complacent, relaxed. When my wife and I fight/disagree over something or neglect to communicate there is no way I want to be with her until I cool down. If a woman or man complains and orders his/her spouse while they are home together, then no sex!

The one thing that I see most is people get to confortable in there relationships and start taking shit for granted. A marrage or any relationship take WORK. Continuos work! Just cause they say "I DO" does not mean you can stop. No matter how beautiful your partner is, if your relationship breaks down they no nookie!

This is just my opinion and does not reflect the opinions of other males out there.

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[Artina Heartflash]

Huckleberries taste sharp

I'll be darned. Spank has a brain in one of those ten nutlets. I've been known to kiss a guy with his head up his ass before (thereby meaning kissed his ass as well), but Spank is clever enough not to keep all his thoughts in so nasty a place. Thanks, Spank. AH

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

MERCI Madam

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[clsc69vette]

Been there

I posted here a while back and have finally got to catch up on everything. I could never figure out why my hubby lost interest considering that most men who meet me ( not for sex) tell me I am a very beautiful and sensous women. Well had long talk with hubby...he thinks I have demeaned him and have made afronts to his masculinity becasue I want to get pregnant. Please explain to me how my wanting to get pregnant with his child is an afront to his masculinity?

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

I am stumped as to how, wanting a child, is an afront to his masculinity.

Perhaps he feels inadequet in bed.
He might not feel he can be a good father.
Afraid that, a child will make him grow up!

These are possible, and the most lame-ass excuses I have ever heard.

Perhaps, communication.

Like money, communication, or lack there of, is the root to all evils

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[Artina Heartflash]

Re: Been there

A man is sometimes threatened by the presence of ANY creature stealing the attentions of his wife, even if his own offspring. You are better off not having that kind of man's child, until you are sure his heart is bigger than his wang. My best friend's husband divorced her when she became pregnant with his child because he felt, in his words, "betrayed of favor." (She lost him to another woman even before the baby was born but she kept the son.)
AH

 

[clsc69vette]

Talking

See that's what gets me we communicate often (distance demands it). We can talk about anything except what keeps him from wanting me, and that is the excuse I get. You would figure our being apart geographically and having to rely on email and phone calls we would have our live mapped out and ready to go. For the most part everything is mapped out but our sex lives,and yes he does value his freedom , so I could see how having a child would restrain him some.

 

[thump]

Morning all

 

[Artina Heartflash]

You know you're sexually frustrated when...

^ You write your grocery list and instead of "Diet Coke" you spell out "Diet Cock---Vanilla".

^ You think peanut butter is part of a good erotic lunchpack---and you're not Peter Pan.

^ You walk into an outhouse and HOPE to find Flukeman, the worm sucking, alien mutant, waiting in the hole to haul your ass down.

^ The highlight of your day is seeing two mutts go at it doggie style in the street---and you can't put the binoculars down.

^ Your intimate friend gives you a wet razz of a goodbye on the phone, and you wish, wish, wish you were the receiver in his palm.

Cum on, folks. I know there's someone who can add to this list...

 

[clsc69vette]

You know your sexually frustrated when

...Your dial massage becomes your best friend

...The wind blows and your nipples get hard and the whisper of it reminds you of your lover

...when you sit down to read about Freud and instead of thinking he is just a sexually frustrated womenizer you like the idea of lying on his couch and exploring

...when you hear a really great voice from a telemarketer and you accually listen to the pitch instead of hanging up like you usually do

 

[Artina Heartflash]

you know you're sexually frustrated when...

^ You won't quit your lousy-paying job as a table waiter because the swinging kitchen doors that smack your ass when you pass through them are just TOO big a perk.

^ You realize that wind-blown, rusty-hinged, wooden gate (with gothic pickets that still excite you even as they are falling apart) does more noisy swinging than you do.

^ You go to a chili cookoff because the Slap-My-Ass/Atomic Blast hot sauce recipe is the only thing that will keep your ass warm. (Yes, Spank, I read the chili article you submitted... )

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

...your girlfriend 'Palmela' turns you down for a date.

...scrambled porn on the channels you don't get thrill you

...hearing Michelle from 'American Pie' say "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute in my pussy" gives you a wood.

...knowing that someone else read my chilli-cook off thread!

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[SpankMyMonkey]

Yee Ha - I am over the hump! This makes 51. Only 49 more posts for my Avatar!

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[Artina Heartflash]

OMG!

...scrambled porn on the channels you don't get thrills you


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You watch that too, huh?! Do your hear alien sex secrets whispered in the static volume too?

YKYSFW:
^ The men in the white coats excite you with threat of a straight jacket binding---but the men in black grab you away from them before you are bound.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

I can hear them much better using my secret message decoder ring!

...when the women in the JC Penny cataloge, lingere section look seductive!

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[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW:

^ you receive mysterious, sexy feedback for a poem you've written, and the return path is an Excite.com addy. It's futile to reply with even a soulsword salute to Excite, because *MAILER DAEMON* always lashes back with "failure to deliver" notice. Damned mail demon.

^ you indulge in too many chocolate, syrupy donuts, and find yourself fingerpainting erotic figures in the dark drippings on the plate.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW

^ Looking at porn makes you more depressed than excited. Even if many of the pics are posed, the people (and/or animals/aliens/demons/bugs) in them are having more action than you are.

^ Sesame Street muppet Oscar the Grouch is becoming a sex symbol to you.

^ Myra Gulch snatches Oscar and his can up on her flaming wiskbroom and out of your reach in a whirlwind romance.

^ You think the trash collector looks more like Hugh Jackman every day.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Furriously fuzzstrated

To the point where I could give someone claws for alarm. My buddy just cancelled our meeting for afternoon catnip tea, because he had a *rush job* come up at work. I rent a big hole in my cat suit, angrrruishing over that.

---Ruth Leslie Awnet (pronounced "ruthlessly on it"),
coogrr of AH

<swatting PC mouse hard into the litter box>

 

[Artina Heartflash]

YKYSFW

^ It's near zero degrees and you're sucking on creamsicles and drinking blue slurpees to cool down.
Don't prod me to go take a walk in the park, dear G. I might get an urge to run my tongue along the flagpole there. And with subfreezing temps, you know what can happen then...

^ you know there's more than one good way to mash an ass, but the only way yours is getting mashed is from sitting in a hard computer chair, typing at Literotica boards.

<hufffff> I think I'll take this YKYSFW list to a separate thread. Maybe someone in Australia will jump out of the roo pocket and add to the list.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

moved it

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=3854147#post3854147


Hopefully, that link will work for the YKYSFW listers.

 

[nice2try]

Coming to Atlanta in May...

... and would like to meet a woman or couple for unforgettable fun. I'm straight, attractive, fit, and very oversexed. I'll be staying downtown.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

"Given some of the concerns about meeting people on the net, maybe some of the risk could be reduced by married people seeking other married people for email, chat, or possible meeting.

ATTN: GA WOMEN READING THIS THREAD:
Reduce your risk further by PMing me first---There are some immature men at Lit (even on this thread) who will break your heart if you have one. I can clue you in on what kind of fellow to AVOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HOTbloodMALE]

middle Georgia male here

Middle Georgia male here and wow..... no woman posting

 

[HOTbloodMALE]

middle Georgia male here

How can no woman be posting from Georgia?