Georgia Chapter- Happily Married, Sexually Frustated

[Artina Heartflash]

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[BreadMan]

This post is in need of REPLIES

I thought i would post another message here to get it up on the 1st page. Gee where is everyone.
no post since the 8th, thats terrible.

 

[BreadMan]

Here goes another post.
This one is for my wife.
If there is anyone that wants to start talking and getting to know one another for a threesome. Female only pls.
The wife is young, blonde hair, blue eyes, good looking and looking to expolre her fantasy.
She is looking for another female, from 19-35 yoa. nice looking, attractive. and thats about all. Pic can be traded at a later time and place. She will travel short distance if need be.

 

[pleased2eatyou]

Glad to see someones fantasies are cumming true....

Breadman your in the wrong place (LMAO). If I was a women I guess I'd be bi-sexual to, I can't imagin life w/out eating pussy. Good luck on your quest.
To all the other married but frustrated, I HERE YOU .My wife lost interest after our kids came along . I still have the hormones of an 18 y/o can't seem to get enough,not sure what to do anymore.
My hand and I have formed an intimate relationship here latley .
Hope some women get the courage to post, and soon.
J

 

[BreadMan]

Glad to see someones fantasies are cumming true....

I hate for you man. Ask your wife how you can get her more sexually aroused. But I'm sure you have tried all those tricks.
Keep trying maybe you can get a mercy fuc*.

 

[aledon]

I am happily married but sexually frustrated, living in East TN, so if there is anyone out there who is from my area that would like to email me and discuss this in more detail please let me know

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Bump

Because it's no fun watching hubby eat pizza on the treadmill...
<bump>

 

[Artina Heartflash]

BTW

Oh yeh, I wanted to add that I have a cute chain and leather bondage outfit to give up. Cost me eighty bucks, from England, one size fits all (female). Tried it on only once for a minute and didn't care for the way it fit...So if anyone wants it, I'll mail it to you for free (provided you are not overseas.)

Yeh, call me a loser, but I'm a GOOD loser ;-)

 

[TheRandyOne]

Re: Bump

Because it's no fun watching hubby eat pizza on the treadmill...
<bump>

I'll bet that isn't much fun...
tell me more 'bout you. why didn't you like the lil outfit from england?

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: A show of hands, please...

Okay, who is up for a nude orgy at the Holiday Inn?

Checkout my thread I'm very comfortable in motels....

 

[jamesnot007]

Atlanta

Hey all!

James

 

[thump]

Morning everyone

 

[dirkthedaring]

FINALLY!!!

Someone nails it on the head, no pun intended, on what the real problem is. Many of our wives have given up even remotely trying to please us.

Now, I hear the argument that if I please them (nonsexually of course), I can expect better bedroom treatment. But that's just too easy an explanation. I think it's more symptomatic of our society's ongoing repression of sexual desires as bad, immoral, etc.

So....I'm probably one of hundreds of males in this predicament wanting to find a mutual playmate.

 

[eman]

add me to the list

 

[Artina Heartflash]

fusstrated

because my hubby won't go to any BDSM munch meetings and will raise hell if I go ...and because he thinks all my friends at Literotica are pervs.

< not just a bump, but a MAJOR KICK> "UMPH!!!"

love to all,
AH

 

[thump]

Well Artina, at least he is right about one thing

 

[Artina Heartflash]

one more fuss

Because the coffee shop owner I've had my eye on for two weeks just gave me some bad java jolt. On my way running to the restroom I saw him in the storage closet, giving the grind to a co-worker. Starbucks indeed.

Excuse me. I'm going to go do something productive. Like kick the moths out of my gramma pantaloon drawer. Anyone wanna help?

---Flora Grump

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Artina - I'm your huckleberry


Bump
Bump
Lick

Spank

 

[Artina Heartflash]

HUNKleberry?

Hey, Spank? I've never had a huckleberry. Is it edible? Is it poisonous? sweet or sharp or lacking in taste? heavy or light? tough-skinned or fragile? What color is it? Can I make JAM with it? And has it any magical properties, perhaps as aphrodisiac? (Don't want any hallucinations.) What should I do with a huckleberry?
AH

 

[cheesy80s]

right about what?

Well Thump,

What's the one thing I'm right about?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Re:heeeeyyyy....

because my hubby won't go to any BDSM munch meetings and will raise hell if I go ...and because he thinks all my friends at Literotica are pervs.

to which dear Thump replied
Well Artina, at least he is right about one thing

as for Cheesy80s "Well Thump, What's the one thing I'm right about?" um....I just want Thump to know: cheesy80s is not my hubby. No connection there.
AH

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

AH


<SNIP>
Main Entry: huck·le·ber·ry
Pronunciation: 'h&-k&l-"ber-E
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps alteration of hurtleberry (huckleberry)
Date: 1670
1 : any of a genus (Gaylussacia) of American shrubs of the heath family; also : the edible dark blue to black usually acid berry (especially of G. baccata) with 10 nutlets
</SNIP>

Kinda looks like a Raspberry or Blackberry.

Funny thing with a Huckleberry it does have magical properties. If you kiss one on the lips it turns it a Huckleberry Horn Dog!

Once you have a Huckleberry Horn Dog, the only way to get rid of said creature is to have undbridled sex with it. This process could cause one to hallucinate, if done correctly.

So you ask "What should I do with a huckleberry".

Well that is up to you!

Bump
Bump
Lick

Spank (Your Huckleberry)

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Main Entry: huck·le·ber·ry
Pronunciation: 'h&-k&l-"ber-E
: any of a genus (Gaylussacia) of American shrubs of the heath family; also : the edible dark blue to black usually acid berry (especially of G. baccata) with 10 nutlets

YOU HAVE TEN NUTLETS?!?

Wow. And how many times would I be stuck by frustrating thorns if I pick up a huckleberry?
AH

 

[SoloArtiste]

Sometimes it's the women who get neglected at home...

Sure do wish I had a man at home who was insatiable and wanting sex all the time! What a dream that would be!

My boyfriend and I haven't had sex in a year and a half now. I've got the sex drive of an 18 year old, am very imaginative and open to new experiences, addicted to giving head, love watching and being watched, and the only option that's been open to me is my toys...until recently.

A good friend of mine (another female) and I finally got around to discussing our mutual desires for other women. This of course led to our beginning a sexual relationship with each other. It's fantastic, and I couldn't ask for anything better, but we would both like to find a man with whom we could form a regular threesome. She is sexually frustrated at home as well...so we have a common need to fill.

We're both tired of being tied to men who have lost interest in sex...I keep reading about all you men out there whose wives/girlfriends have lost interest in sex. I keep seeing that it appears to be the women losing the desire...just the opposite here!!!

If there's anyone out there who would welcome 2 very oral, openminded, disease-free, horny, highly erotic, attractive BBWs, please let me know. We have pictures available.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Re: BIG breath

I am not very concerned with a fellow's sexual prowess and do not wish to be rated by mine. I RESPECT more a creative mind and a warm soul. I prefer a man who will understand his worth to me as a friend and confidant and who will COMMUNICATE my worth to him likewise. Someone I can TRUST will handle my heart as well as he handles my body. (Preferrably even better.)

Three cheers for AH's salutation. I echo her sentiments in a heartbeat.

LaVanna Fetchin. soul sister