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Do you really have to specify? When you say 'The South', Kentucky is suspect, North Carolina is questionable and Texas is The Frontier!! If you're in The South you know you're in The South!!
 
Baskin Robbins said:
Do you really have to specify? When you say 'The South', Kentucky is suspect, North Carolina is questionable and Texas is The Frontier!! If you're in The South you know you're in The South!!
the south is the south!!

best place there is :)
 
actually, you do have to specify. otherwise all us damn yankees lump all you southern rebels in to one bit pot.
 
Morning All Y'all.

Welcum to the newbies. Always nice to see new peeps in the crowd.

DA...I do look forward to his birthday party very much. My mom is a druk and I never had b-day parties, So I go all out for my boy. Its kinda my party too :)

Got my tax return, gotta start building my deck!!! Fun fun fun.

Have a great day gang....I'll stop back later!

Spank :D
 
SpankMyMonkey said:
Morning All Y'all.

Welcum to the newbies. Always nice to see new peeps in the crowd.

DA...I do look forward to his birthday party very much. My mom is a druk and I never had b-day parties, So I go all out for my boy. Its kinda my party too :)

Got my tax return, gotta start building my deck!!! Fun fun fun.

Have a great day gang....I'll stop back later!

Spank :D

aww spank when is your birthday??
we can give you a party!!

kisses sweety:kiss:

btw mine is april 10th:D
 
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SpankMyMonkey said:
Morning All Y'all.

Welcum to the newbies. Always nice to see new peeps in the crowd.

DA...I do look forward to his birthday party very much. My mom is a druk and I never had b-day parties, So I go all out for my boy. Its kinda my party too :)

Got my tax return, gotta start building my deck!!! Fun fun fun.

Have a great day gang....I'll stop back later!

Spank :D


I know what ya mean.. My mom was never one for parties. Only b'day parties I had were shared with my two younger brothers since their b'days are in the same month and one shares the same b'day I do. And I am with Bama.. we'll throw you a party. :D
 
Hey everybody,
Hope all had a good weekend. Really busy this morning or evening now, Hope your day goes well.

Hey Ladies, miss you much!!

Jay
 
Jayzan said:
Hey everybody,
Hope all had a good weekend. Really busy this morning or evening now, Hope your day goes well.

Hey Ladies, miss you much!!

Jay

Awwww... Jay we miss you too :kiss:
 
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TOOTHBRUSH.........

what were you thinking?
 
Hey everyone...

Whew.. this has been one CRAZY weekend.. I went with my bf to take is brother back to west TN.. thinkin that's all we were doin.. and we were comin back Sun.... well his grandfather ended up dying friday night after we got there.. so we ended up stayin until Monday.. I just got home...I did howeva meet his entire family.. It was kinda nerve racking though under the circumstances.. but anyways.. I'm glad to be back home!!!

Hope everyone had a good weekend.. didn't look like the thread moved too much while I was gone.. so I hope that means that everyone was out havin some fun!!:p
Well I'm gettin sleepy now after that long trip and it's rainin here.. so I think I'm gonna get some sleep.. Have a Terrific Tuesday Everyone!!!!

:kiss: to ALL!!!
 
Morning All,
Angel, toothbrush, my ass. I know what's on your mind. So tell me, why are you home alone so much. Does BC work alot. I bet its a good thing I dont live real close to you. Someone would have to keep you a little more busy. I hate my girls getting bored. I know this great little game we could play. It's called hide the weasel.

Silver, glad your home OK. Now that you've met the family, it aint long now!! You're going to have to let us know when the big day is.

Bama, how are you this morning? I hope work is going good. I'm looking for a big vat of latex, wouldnt happen to have one handy eh? I need some of them single finger gloves.

Spank, NOT, how you guys doing this morning? I hope yall are keeping the ladies well taken care of, while I'm busy during the day. They liked to be stroked like a cat every now and then.

Everyone please have a great day!!
 
DA....nice, I have never heard it told like that before. I almost did not think it was a toothbrush.

Birthdays.....I love to celebrate other peoples birthdays. I hate celebrating mine. Unless, its with some stawberries, Champagin, and a tub full of jello....then I in like Flynn!!!

Have a great one folks....I am off to Canada, then Naples FL next week. I will try an drop in when I can!!!

Spank :D
 
An Electric Toothbrush can stimulate more than gums to bring a smile. Jayzan, "Toothbrush, my ass "??? Is that just a flippant expression or a sublimal suggestion for DA?

Don't forget to CREST now...
 
Morning folks! I am kind of late posting.. Had a wild night last night. I ended up in the emergency room. Turns out my chest wall is inflammed(which hurst like hell) and my potassium is low.And now my arm is sore cause the tech didn't know how to draw blood and busted through my vein. I am doing better now. Still hurts like hell but it is better.

Jay... Yes BC works alot. If he isn't at work then he is working on his race car. And I am sure if you lived closer, you and I could come up with a variety of games to keep us occupied.

Spank.... enjoy your trip and be safe

Artina... Hey there :)

Bama.. How are ya sweetie?
 
DA hope your feeling better hun. be careful with that low pottassium it can be very dangerous,so be sure to keep it checked until your better.

good to have you back silver :)

hope everyone has a good day:kiss:
 
bamagirl said:
DA hope your feeling better hun. be careful with that low pottassium it can be very dangerous,so be sure to keep it checked until your better.

good to have you back silver :)

hope everyone has a good day:kiss:

I am doing ok. My chest still hurts like hell.Never had an inflamed chest wall and still not sure how the hell I wound up with that. I have had this bad cold and been coughing alot so I am guessing that is what has caused it. I will keep a check on the potassium. They have given me five days worth of huge potassium pills to take.
 
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Enjoy paying your taxes--they're due again.
 
Dirty_Angel26 said:
I am doing ok. My chest still hurts like hell.Never had an inflamed chest wall and still not sure how the hell I wound up with that. I have had this bad cold and been coughing alot so I am guessing that is what has caused it. I will keep a check on the potassium. They have given me five days worth of huge potassium pills to take.

the coughing coulda caused it yes.

and when you go back for your check up make sure they recheck your pottassium.

im guessing they gave you k-dur 20 for it it should bring it back up :)
 
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