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1.A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene,
>but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says,
>"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?
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>2.A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper, gloves &
>balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps
>off.
>A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages
>to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?
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>3.Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? (This is
>logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by
>lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known
>software company as an interview question for prospective employees)
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>4. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early.
>Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of
>poisoning. Why did the man not die?
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>5. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The
>barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you'
>and walks out.
>(This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its
>statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying
>solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like
>the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.)
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>SOLUTIONS
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>1. The surgeon was his mother.
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>2. It was day time.
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>3. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of
>the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So for
>safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.
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>4. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the
>punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.
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>5. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and
>drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the
>hiccups-so the man no longer needed the water!!
>but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says,
>"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?
>
>*********************************************
>
>2.A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper, gloves &
>balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps
>off.
>A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages
>to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?
>
>*********************************************
>
>3.Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? (This is
>logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by
>lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known
>software company as an interview question for prospective employees)
>
>********************************************
>
>4. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early.
>Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of
>poisoning. Why did the man not die?
>
>*********************************************
>
>5. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The
>barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you'
>and walks out.
>(This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its
>statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying
>solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like
>the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.)
>
>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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>Scroll down for answers
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>SOLUTIONS
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>1. The surgeon was his mother.
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>2. It was day time.
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>3. A square manhole cover can be turned and dropped down the diagonal of
>the manhole. A round manhole cannot be dropped down the manhole. So for
>safety and practicality, all manhole covers should be round.
>
>
>
>4. The poison in the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the
>punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually it melted, poisoning the punch.
>
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>5. The man had hiccups. The barman recognized this from his speech and
>drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the
>hiccups-so the man no longer needed the water!!
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f___ing bike!"
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Hey Ya'll!!
Hope everyone is enjoyin this beautiful day!! I'm just relaxin here for a bit..Doctor says get lotsa rest..
Jay.. I dunno about a "big day" but it was kinda funny when his family called me Mrs. Roberts.. that's his last name..lol.. He thought we were married..lol it kinda made my heart jump when he called me that though
Bama.. Thanks.. it's good to be back!
DA.. Hope you're feelin better..
Welcum to all the newbies..
to all!!
Hope everyone is enjoyin this beautiful day!! I'm just relaxin here for a bit..Doctor says get lotsa rest..
Jay.. I dunno about a "big day" but it was kinda funny when his family called me Mrs. Roberts.. that's his last name..lol.. He thought we were married..lol it kinda made my heart jump when he called me that though
Bama.. Thanks.. it's good to be back!
DA.. Hope you're feelin better..
Welcum to all the newbies..
to all!!
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Jayzan said:
Hey sweetie
This Is Your Captain Speaking
> > > A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa
> > > Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're
> on
> > > our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us
> > > today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".
> > > He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear
his
> > > conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the
> > > pilot,
> > > "So, skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" "Well," says the
> > > skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big
> crap...then
> > > I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for
dinner....
> > > then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give
her
> a
> > > ride on the baloney pony all night long." Aghast and amused ,everyone
on
> > > the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the
> aisle
> > > trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's
talking
> > > about.
> > > Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
> > > She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to
turn
> > > the
> > > intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag
> > > and
> > > down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry,
> dear.
> > > He's gotta take a shit first."
> > > A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa
> > > Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're
> on
> > > our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us
> > > today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".
> > > He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear
his
> > > conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the
> > > pilot,
> > > "So, skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" "Well," says the
> > > skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big
> crap...then
> > > I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for
dinner....
> > > then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give
her
> a
> > > ride on the baloney pony all night long." Aghast and amused ,everyone
on
> > > the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the
> aisle
> > > trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's
talking
> > > about.
> > > Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
> > > She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to
turn
> > > the
> > > intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag
> > > and
> > > down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry,
> dear.
> > > He's gotta take a shit first."
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That was too funny 
Dirty_Angel26
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Hey everyone! Hope everyone is enjoying their day.
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Hey everyone! Well I was trying to post last time I had a chance, which was like 2 days ago, and after I clicked to post it asked me to log back in and then I lost what I was gonna post! Being as lazy as I am, I jsut went to bed andn ow I have a chance to post again, so here I am
DA.. Inflamed chest wall..sounds painful! I hope everything is feeling better. Hmm...I know that inflamed means to become excited or aroused, and at first I didn't think anything was wrong!
Jay.. I think that you take great enough care fo the girls that Spank and I don't really need to do anything. Ofcourse, that doesn't mean that we don't do anything, but it's only backup
Bama.. you're a regular internet comedian!
Silver.. I hear bells
Hope everyone has a great day! Oh, and welcome to all those that are new..glad to have you joining us!
DA.. Inflamed chest wall..sounds painful! I hope everything is feeling better. Hmm...I know that inflamed means to become excited or aroused, and at first I didn't think anything was wrong!
Jay.. I think that you take great enough care fo the girls that Spank and I don't really need to do anything. Ofcourse, that doesn't mean that we don't do anything, but it's only backup
Bama.. you're a regular internet comedian!
Silver.. I hear bells
Hope everyone has a great day! Oh, and welcome to all those that are new..glad to have you joining us!
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NotTheOtherGuy said:Hey everyone! Well I was trying to post last time I had a chance, which was like 2 days ago, and after I clicked to post it asked me to log back in and then I lost what I was gonna post! Being as lazy as I am, I jsut went to bed andn ow I have a chance to post again, so here I am
DA.. Inflamed chest wall..sounds painful! I hope everything is feeling better. Hmm...I know that inflamed means to become excited or aroused, and at first I didn't think anything was wrong!
Jay.. I think that you take great enough care fo the girls that Spank and I don't really need to do anything. Ofcourse, that doesn't mean that we don't do anything, but it's only backup
Bama.. you're a regular internet comedian!
Silver.. I hear bells
Hope everyone has a great day! Oh, and welcome to all those that are new..glad to have you joining us!
It is getting better.... I have lots more energy now.. any ideas how I can use some of this pent up energy?
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I am! heck I'm off work, but the dang cold front is hovering over Atl' cold and rainy.
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jase_conner said:
Hey Jase
NotTheOtherGuy
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Morning everybody! Hope you all have a fun filled day..talk to you all later!
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Goodmorning Everyone! Hope you all have a wonderful day. I got to take the little one to the ear nose and throat doc today to see about those tonsils. Hopefully they will want to go ahead and take them out soon.
Has anyone seen that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? That has got to be the sickest thing i have ever seen. I couldn't get through half of it. It is very gory and they show everything.
Has anyone seen that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? That has got to be the sickest thing i have ever seen. I couldn't get through half of it. It is very gory and they show everything.
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Afternoon everyone!!
Hope everyone is havin a good day.. it's windy out there today.. I really need to get the grass mowed sometime soon!!! It just keeps gettin higher with all this rain we keep getting..
Well I'm goin to get myself a massage here in a few.. Ahh.. it's gonna be so nice to be gettin instead of givin
Well Ya'll have fun!!
to ALL!!
Hope everyone is havin a good day.. it's windy out there today.. I really need to get the grass mowed sometime soon!!! It just keeps gettin higher with all this rain we keep getting..
Well I'm goin to get myself a massage here in a few.. Ahh.. it's gonna be so nice to be gettin instead of givin
Well Ya'll have fun!!
to ALL!!
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Hey everybody,
sorry I'm so late today. I havent been feeling well. I was sick all night. I did manage to come in to work late. I cant afford to miss all the overtime I have already. Macon went fine yesterday, didnt flood Bibb county.
well I think I'm heading home, hopefully get in the bed early tonight. Talk to yall in the morning.
sorry I'm so late today. I havent been feeling well. I was sick all night. I did manage to come in to work late. I cant afford to miss all the overtime I have already. Macon went fine yesterday, didnt flood Bibb county.
well I think I'm heading home, hopefully get in the bed early tonight. Talk to yall in the morning.
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Hey everyone,
I suppose this will be a good morning to most of you, but I'm saying goodnight to all of those that are still up too
Bama.. Kisses and licks
Jay.. sounds like you need a break! If I was sick all night I'd be missing the next day of work! I guess I'm not very reliable...I just enjoy relaxing too much...I'd rather do nothing and save my energy for something worthwhile...hmmmmmm
Silver.. I'm glad to hear you're getting the treatment tonight! You definitly deserve for all the stuff that has been going on....if I only I was giving it...
DA.. I never had my tonsils out, but I hear all the ice cream is great! Ughh...I wouldn't wanna go see the new one, the first was scary enough for me!
Hope everyone has a great day!
I suppose this will be a good morning to most of you, but I'm saying goodnight to all of those that are still up too
Bama.. Kisses
and licks Jay.. sounds like you need a break! If I was sick all night I'd be missing the next day of work! I guess I'm not very reliable...I just enjoy relaxing too much...I'd rather do nothing and save my energy for something worthwhile...hmmmmmm
Silver.. I'm glad to hear you're getting the treatment tonight! You definitly deserve for all the stuff that has been going on....if I only I was giving it...
DA.. I never had my tonsils out, but I hear all the ice cream is great! Ughh...I wouldn't wanna go see the new one, the first was scary enough for me!
Hope everyone has a great day!
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