Georgia directory?

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Shy_Voyeur said:
Well I'm just gonna have to take you up on that... :kiss: :kiss: :devil: :devil: :p :p

Dangit! :(

I just screwed my post count!

Do you think anyone else will get that it was 69?



Probably.



I worry too much. :D

Well darlin that was my intention:devil: :p
 
Jayzan said:
Morning Everyone,

Well I feel a lot better today than I have all weekend. I still may have to go to the dr. though, I think my cold is now in my chest. that usually means bronchitus or however you spell it. Anyway, I hope everyone had a great weekend, if not, may your week be better than your weekend.

Angel, how you doin sweety?

Andella, good to see you back again.

Dave, welcome to the Ga. gang, and a few honorary georgians, but we dont mind, we call em family.

Everyone please have a great day.


hon, it sounds like you have what caught hold of me about a month ago. hopefully you get rid of it quicker than i have. i'm still battling the bronchitus part of it, but then again me smoking isn't helping matters either. :kiss:
 
dcraz said:
Wishing all my adopted Friends a wonderful Monday.

Hope everyone is feeling well this morning and ready to take on another week.


ready to take on another week? never! that's why i played hookey monday :D
 
hey, if anyone knows anything about basal body temperature charting used as a form of birth control use rather than used to help conception, please pm me. that is if you don't mind answering a few questions for me.

thanks!
 
Before you read this, please make a quick trip to the
>bathroom because if you don't you will surely wet yourself!!!!
>
> Best Comeback Line Ever
>
> Now this is some quick thinking!
>
> It was in the Washington Post. The title of the article
>was "Best Comeback Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a
>22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at
>11:38 p.m. on Friday.
>
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious
>behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett
>County courthouse on Monday.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
>patch he decided to stop.
>
> "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
>there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
>wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side
>of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
>purposes, cut a hole in
>
> it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
>
> "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he
>commented with evident embarrassment.
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a
>Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
>until officer Brenda
>
> Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said
>officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away
>at this pumpkin."
>
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
>approached Lawrence.
>
> "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
>realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very
>surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and
>said...
>
> "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
>
 
bamagirl said:
Before you read this, please make a quick trip to the
>bathroom because if you don't you will surely wet yourself!!!!
>
> Best Comeback Line Ever

> "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
>



another great one bama! lol
 
Glad I found this thread..hello from the Atlanta area. Over 30 redheaded female seeking.....a momentary obsession(LOL) or diversion ..or whatever strikes me as interesting today.
 
TempWife said:
Glad I found this thread..hello from the Atlanta area. Over 30 redheaded female seeking.....a momentary obsession(LOL) or diversion ..or whatever strikes me as interesting today.

Welcome To Lit hun and to our little corner of it

I am sure you will find what your looking for here
 
TempWife said:
Glad I found this thread..hello from the Atlanta area. Over 30 redheaded female seeking.....a momentary obsession(LOL) or diversion ..or whatever strikes me as interesting today.

Welcome to our lil corner of Lit. Hope you find what you are seeking. :rose:
 
North vs. south


The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches

The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses

The North has dating services
The South has family reunions

The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails

The North has double last names
The South has double first names

The North has Ted Kennedy
The South has Jesse Helms

The North has an ambulance
The South has an amalance

The North has Indy car races
The South has NASCAR

The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
The South has grits

The North has green salads
The South has collard greens and chitlins

The North has lobsters
The South has crawdads

The North has Distilleries, Brewer ies, and liquor stores
The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners

The North has the rust belt
The South has the Bible Belt
 
hey ya'll

i have seen this a few times, floating around, and just received it in email. i thought it was amusing, so i'm sharing. no it's not a joke, just read it and you'll see what i mean.....if you can.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan
mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers
in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was
ipmorantt





hope everyone is having a great weekend! anyone want to share what they've been up to? this place has been dead
 
savannahdreams said:
hey ya'll

i have seen this a few times, floating around, and just received it in email. i thought it was amusing, so i'm sharing. no it's not a joke, just read it and you'll see what i mean.....if you can.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan
mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers
in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was
ipmorantt





hope everyone is having a great weekend! anyone want to share what they've been up to? this place has been dead

I have also read this and find it very true...
me I have done nothing exciting just fighting A upper respitory infection :(
 
Good Morning Everyone


Anyone up early on Sunday morning? Just drinking coffee and surfing here.
 
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