Getting my Daughter to take pics...

[ARTEMIS1759]

You know it takes too much of an effort to deal with people.

 

[CherryBomb24]

this may come off as rude and quite frankly i dont care.
You disgusting fucking pervert.
Thats your daughter, not your whore.
You should be encouraging her to get good grades in school, not strip tease for you.
Pathetic lil man, very very pathetic.

 

[silverwhisper]

get up for the computer and see a shrink--now. what you suggested is every kind of wrong.

ed

 

[ARTEMIS1759]

You know it takes too much of an effort to deal with people.

 

[silverwhisper]

even in the heavily revised version of your post, you're still asking for suggestions on how to get your daughter (stepdaughter?) to take provocative pics of herself for you.

i sincerely doubt your wife actually suggested asking your daughter (stepdaughter?) to take pics of herself that you could jack off to. cuz if so, she needs even more therapy than you do.

ed

 

[Eilan]

How come none of you slackers quoted the original post for posterity?

 

[TypicalDeviant]

y'all are postin' in a troll thread...

 

[silverwhisper]

typicaldeviant: the nice thing about troll threads is that they provide opportunities to be snarky. but then again, i do like to find the silver lining...

having said that, though: the passive/aggressive bullshit that the OP edited into the post (2nd edit, if anyone's counting) suggests it isn't a troll but rather merely a fuckwit. :>

eilan: you want an opportunity to snark, well, find your own, missy!

ed

 

[MisterSir]

How come none of you slackers quoted the original post for posterity?

Because the six-word title says it all?

 

[emap]

Well yeah but it's nice for us gals to know just how depraved some men have gotten don't ya know.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

Well yeah but it's nice for us gals to know just how depraved some men have gotten don't ya know.

I can assure you that it's lower than you think

 

[ples]

I can assure you that it's lower than you think

You must know my ex-boyfriend

 

[TypicalDeviant]

You must know my ex-boyfriend

All I know is that I am continually shocked at the levels my fellow males will stoop to in order to get a woman/do a certain deed with a woman/get revenge on a woman...

 

[emap]

You must know my ex-boyfriend

Typical probably is your ex boyfriend.

Ok in all seriousness, what teeny tiny little itsy bit I got left, typical I remember you having more posts than that.

 

[shiny5437]

Knowing that trolls are out there the scary thing is that you might be related to one and never know...

 

[silverwhisper]

in case anyone's interested, the text of the OP can be guessed pretty readily from a post in the story idea's ever popular who do you wanna fuck right now thread. and since i bet the OP's gonna edit the post, i am quoting it below.

artemis1759 quoth:
i am on deployment and would love to fuck my wife. been 2 weeks in. secondly, whenever i start to stay away a while with the military i start to think how nice it would be to fuck my daughter. i would like to get her to send pics of herself but have never talked to her about anything sexual.

 

[emap]

I suppose that's kinda tame, seriously messed up and everything, but kinda tame. Course if his daughter is anything like me and she was asked this she would be puking all over the place and probably not talk to him again.

Though it does raise a question. What the hell happened to the wife dressing up in school girl outfits and calling her husband daddy during sex?

I admit I did a similar once or twice, though he was brother not daddy. I didn't enjoy it much, I don't have a brother anyway it was because he was all about shoving it in pumping twice and blowing a load. Very not satisfying.

 

[silverwhisper]

emap quoth:
what the hell happened to the wife dressing up in school girl outfits and calling her husband daddy during sex?

do you mean it went away? i'll have to take that on faith--but then again, i really find the practice of calling a sex partner "daddy" (or for that matter, "mommy") incredibly icky, mysef.

ed

 

[jtf71961]

I dont think this is a serious post, just a troll trying to get everyone all worked up and they are succeeding!

 

[silverwhisper]

i dunno man, trolls usually like to try to keep their threads going rather than edit their posts out of existence. editing is the mark of shame, a trait unknown among trolls, at least IMX.

ed

 

[jtf71961]

ya, maybe, but we are keeping it running like he wants, just getting people upset with his sick post.

 

[emap]

Who's upset, I'm happily trouting silverwhisper.

[trout smacks Silverwhisper]

 

[Saucyminx]

Who's upset, I'm happily trouting silverwhisper.

[trout smacks Silverwhisper]

You are awfully free with that trout missy. (I left you a comment on your erotic horror story. )

 

[emap]

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, i think that's the first one, I probably should check more often.

This part is a spot holder for when I finish looking.

Ooooo ooooo thanks.

Course now I think I shall have to buy bigger hats, my head is getting all swelled and big.

 

[silverwhisper]

emap quoth:
course now o think i shall have to buy bigger hats, my head is getting all swelled and big.

that would've been even funnier if you were a guy.

ed