God may have created aliens, but he did not make man GAY!

Trust you, eh?

So, I was wondering, do you guys have any restrictions on the use of the :devil: emoticon?

No but i guess it symbolizes your allegiance.

"Thus saith the LORD, In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters which are in the river, and they shall be turned to blood."
 
No but i guess it symbolizes your allegiance.

"Thus saith the LORD, In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters which are in the river, and they shall be turned to blood."

Dude. Smite a rod in the river so it turns to blood? That's just a random quote. Try again. This way I'm never gonna get it.
 
What do you think would happen if everybody was homosexual? Well we'd all die!!! And in the words of the wise Noira posted above... all sin leads to death! Voila!! Homosexuality leads to death, thus tis a sin!! Ironclad logic. And logic is Gods friend for it reveals the truths that the devil would rather hide!!
 
What do you think would happen if everybody was homosexual? Well we'd all die!!!

This is just like that bloody river, right? I mean, we'll all die anyway, but, youknow, this time it would be an extra bad thing? I'm getting the hang of this...

*hides under the desk, hopes sfla doesn't see this*
 
Overpopulation also leads to death, a natural portion of the population that does not reproduce is good. And god is good so homosexuals must be good.
 
Haha. You are so adorable. I just wish I could shrink you down to pocket size and take you around to show all my friends. "Here guys! See my pocket evangical? I bet you don't have one!"



LMFAO :D
 
I was under the desk waiting for you ;)

Oh hai! :D *waves*

Under my desk, huh? Don't tease Wboro! :devil:

(Hm, wasn't there something with using that devil emoticon? What did it say about me again? *scrolls back*)
 
Life is the ultimate STD. 100% kill rate. Fuck it, even Jesus died. ;)

No life leads to everlasting life!

Hm. Sounds like we have some trouble defining death... or life for that matter. No surprise, since language is biased towards making us define concepts predominantly as part of binary oppositions. :rolleyes:

Sorry, I mean, of course: dude, it's all seau confusing! :confused:
 
Hm. Sounds like we have some trouble defining death... or life for that matter. No surprise, since language is biased towards making us define concepts predominantly as part of binary oppositions. :rolleyes:

Sorry, I mean, of course: dude, it's all seau confusing! :confused:

Hey, don't use big words, the OP's a moron. It won't understand.

Life leads to death- what follows is weighed by a probability- you can go to heaven, or hell, or, fuck, you're just worm food.

Life leads to death with certainty, and beyond that, it's uncertain. ;)
 
Hey, don't use big words, the OP's a moron. It won't understand.

Life leads to death- what follows is weighed by a probability- you can go to heaven, or hell, or, fuck, you're just worm food.

Life leads to death with certainty, and beyond that, it's uncertain. ;)

And I thought I corrected my big words :cool:

I can go to heaven, to hell, or fuck, or be worm food? That doesn't sound so bad, actually. I'll go for 'fuck', thank you. :)
 
And I thought I corrected my big words :cool:

I can go to heaven, to hell, or fuck, or be worm food? That doesn't sound so bad, actually. I'll go for 'fuck', thank you. :)
Well, this complicates things more, but:
the ancients, in their "wisdom" thought that the moment of orgasm was the closest you'd be to the gods.

That'd the kinda religion i can get behind. :D
 
OK, if we're thinking about logical arguments, then I have a question. If we accept that there is a creator god who made everything the way that he wanted and he wanted men to just have sex with women, and that there is a rival figure, Satan, who has enabled a situation where men can have sex with women or with men, then, I wonder, why should we feel that the desires of the creator are, somehow, the "right" ones? In what sense is homosexuality "wrong" just because, in your logic, it is promoted by Satan? It's like in a movie that is frustratingly badly written and just tells you that the villain is evil and expects you to go along with it and cheer when they're defeated, but never bothers to show or explain how and why they're evil. Let's face it, almost all of the massive scale pain and destruction in the judeo-christian sacred texts is dealt out by Jehovah/Yahweh/whatever you want to call him. So, if it comes down to the choice between the spiritual being who promotes the ability to fuck whoever you want, or the one who likes to reign down fiery destruction on everyone, I have to feel that, logically, you would have to pick the former unless presented with much stronger evidence than "it's wrong because it's wrong". I'm not saying that I believe any of this, it's just that the logical progression of argument presented above does seem to lead to this hypothetical choice.
 
What do you think would happen if everybody was homosexual? Well we'd all die!!! And in the words of the wise Noira posted above... all sin leads to death! Voila!! Homosexuality leads to death, thus tis a sin!! Ironclad logic. And logic is Gods friend for it reveals the truths that the devil would rather hide!!
She did not say all sin leads to death, don't put lies onto your already top-heavy sin of boringness and lousy logic.

Why would we all die -- any more than we already do?

Being a lesbian doesn't mean a woman cant get pregnant. Being gay does not mean a man can't impregnate a woman.

Gay folk all over the world have children that they love and want and cherish. Being a parent is not a heterosexual monopoly.
 
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