Forsooth! It is I, the great Sir Angus the Cunning, finest vassal of the legendary Lord Forn of Kation. I hail from a small hamlet by the name of Scheisse. My father was a baker, a poor man, to be sure. Alas, I became a page at the nubile age of 6 years. After a mere 7 years, I was allowed the courtesy of being the underling of Lord Forn, from the castle Kation.
I enjoy protecting the innocent, spreading the joy of calipers and tongs to the people, and stopping criminal scum in their tracks. I have been known to move in L shaped patterns as well as carrying a large blade below the belt. That is to say, I have a rather grand longsword that I carry with me at all times, and has penetrated many in places they least expected.
I hope to be of servitude to the populous of this here kingdom! Away!
I enjoy protecting the innocent, spreading the joy of calipers and tongs to the people, and stopping criminal scum in their tracks. I have been known to move in L shaped patterns as well as carrying a large blade below the belt. That is to say, I have a rather grand longsword that I carry with me at all times, and has penetrated many in places they least expected.
I hope to be of servitude to the populous of this here kingdom! Away!
