Guess the question, then leave an answer for next person

[jeff_is_smiling]

How do you keep salespeople from just showing up at your door unannounced?

The damn dog!

 

[Lily13]

Who ate the London Broil on the stove???

In his pants

 

[NakedNymph]

In his pants

"What the hell, man, where've you been? It's 10:30 already, you and David were supposed to be here an hour ago."

7.

 

[Btq97]

How many more times?

Should it be that red?

 

[muddler35]

Does this look infected?

Snowballs.

 

[Btq97]

What is difference between snowmen and snowwomen ?

What's that white stuff on the mince pies

 

[Nicefella]

Where did you find all this cocaine?

Morning wood.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What was the wood chuck chucking?

One more day!

 

[NakedNymph]

One more day!

One day to a new beginning
Raise the flag of freedom high!
Every man will be a king
Every man will be a king
There's a new world for the winning
There's a new world to be won
Do you hear the people sing?

Tomorrow

 

[lakesailer_mi]

When are you going to send me naked pictures of yourself?

Of course I'll still respect you.

 

[Cindy027]

Of course I'll still respect you.

Will you respect me after I have kicked you in the nuts.

Pawn shops in March

 

[Btq97]

Worst place for sushi

Salty chewy snot

 

[Mrtenant]

Worst place for sushi

Salty chewy snot

What was the worst taffy you've ever had?

The bed collapsed.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What was the worst taffy you've ever had?

The bed collapsed.

What prompted you get up this morning?

I'm really aroused.

 

[Lily13]

Why are your cheeks so red?

Books on tape

Hey there!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Why are your cheeks so red?

Books on tape

Hey there!

What's your favorite way to read erotica?

I've made a mess.

(Hey there back! )

 

[Lily13]

What is this all this white stuff on here?

At the back door

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

What's your favorite entrance?

Just for a minute...

 

[Nicefella]

What is this all this white stuff on here?

At the back door

Is your thumb really there now?

Cold nipples

 

[Twistedkink]

Is your thumb really there now?

Cold nipples

What was Chevy Chase was looking at when he said “it’s a bit bit nipply outside”?

Facial

 

[luv2custrip]

What was Chevy Chase was looking at when he said “it’s a bit bit nipply outside”?

Facial

Where do you want me to cum-al?

Put that thing away!

 

[Cindy027]

Do you like my atomic glow lipstick applicator?

Well I think you will need and axe ?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Do you think I can chew these Jolly Ranchers?

Only when nobody is looking

 

[BDA73]

When do you go commando?
Celebrating at home

 

[latecomer91364]

If you're in a hotel room, where is your evil twin?

You'd better do it before January 20.